Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves Inuyasha. Nor the skit, who I have no idea who made the orignal idea up

Umm...... what to say?. Nothing really (waves) ENJOY!!

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The Prince: (hops over to the King) King, I want to marry your daughter.

The King: She already no didn't she?.

The Prince: Ahh... yes, but is there harm in asking?.

The King: I am NOT asking again (glare).

The Prince: Erg, STAB DIE! (stabs the King).

The King: Ack! (dies).

The Prince: (bounces over the Queen).

The Queen: You have the audacity to stand here and be about to ask me after killing my husb.... spouse and the runty Guard to marry my daughter... NO!!!!! I SAY NO!.

The Prince: STAAAB DIIE! (stabs the Queen).

The Queen: You missed?!.

The Prince: (stabs again).

The Queen: Really, I would sue your training master, you can't even stab someone who is sitting down five feet away from you.

The Prince: AHHH!!! (stabs again).

The Queen: My arm! (cletchs arm).

The Prince: Good enough (shoves the Queen down a mysteriously appearing hole in the ground).

The Queen: Ahhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath)- hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhhhh- (takes breath) -hhhhhhh!!!! (finally shuts up).

The Prince: (mutters under breath 'finally') (skips over to the Princess) Princess, will you finally listen to my fucki.....(trails off) oh, shit!.

The Princess: SIT!!.

The Prince: Oww... anyways, will you marry me?.

The Princess: (ponders) Sure!.

The Prince: Why you, STAB DIE! (stabs the Princess).

The Princess: (dies).

The Prince: Oh shoot, she said yes. (kicks ground) Damn, third one this week (walks.. well, runs off).

Narrator: And so our story ends. On a side note, Kagome came 'back' to life to sit Inuyasha till he begged for mercy. Maybe it had something to do with three other girls. Sesshomaru is still laughing his head off. Sango and Miroku are arguing with the Director to get their roles switched, doubt they will succed, their roles amuse the Director way too much. Shippo and Rin are... playing ... with a mop. Not even going to ask. The rest of the extras, with the exception of Naraku and Jaken who are tied up in the closet, went out to... umm.. somewhere.

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And so ends the first of many ending, so, review and tell me what you though