So, I've decided to make this story a series of shorts. Pretty much all post BD, it gives me more characters to work with and I like to stick to canon. :D

Disclaimer: I'm poor and I don't own much of anything let alone any rights to Twilight. I just like to fiddle with the characters occasionally. XD


Chapter 2: Rabbits

Bella and Edward decided to go hunting for a bit. They were walking along a, now well worn, path through the forest behind the mansion.

Emmett, Jasper and Jake were wrestling out back and were still within hearing distance to Bella and Edward.

Bella sniffed the air searching for a lead on a nice meal when she smelled something that had to be small, soft and a vegetarian. A rabbit came to mind and she confirmed this with Edward.

"Rabbit. It has to be... There's a large population around the area. It's too small to even waste the effort on, let's go find something larger, Love." Edward said to his wife, Bella.

"Sure, but I still want to go see it at least. I love rabbits!" Bella exclaimed remembering a childhood trip to the zoo where she got to pet a pure white, angora rabbit, the most luxurious rabbit fur ever.

From a distance they heard the loud booming laughter of not only Emmett but Jasper and Jake as well. As the laughter began, a large flock of birds screeched and flew away, scared of the loud noise. Bella and Edward looked at each other in confusion, then Edward must have 'heard' what was so funny because he groaned and rolled his eyes.

A loud voice was then heard, "That's what she said!"

Bella sighed at Emmett's immaturity. "He's never going to let this go is he?"

Edward chuckled, "No. Once Emmett finds a weakness, he never lets up."

Shaking their heads nearly in sync, they turned away and caught onto the heady scent of a rather large buck, moose. Their mouths watered and they took off after the scent and promise of warm, thick, blood and large game.


I know it was short. But that's sort of what I'm going for. I might try for a longer one later on. But for now, how was it??

Any suggestions? Needs improvement? Come on folks! Please comment! Reviews= faster updates. :D

Oh and if you don't get the rabbit joke... ummmm. Perhaps, you're not old enough to be reading this..... *wink wink*