The Hissing Cats Cabin.

Rod sighed and flopped down onto the bottom bunk, pulling out his book. He was pleased with the teammates that he had gotten. He was glad that he didn't have to bunk with snobby Laura or stalker Desmond.

However, he was not pleased with the fact that Julius and Diana had been making out basically non-stop since they had arrived at the location.

"So, I noticed that there are seven boys here and only six girls," Lia said.

"That's sexist!" Judy gasped out.

"No, the other half of the contestants probably had more girls than boys, it's just the way the cookie crumbles," Rod said logically.

"That's sexist!" Judy exclaimed.

Rod rolled his eyes, which Judy called sexist, before burying his nose in his book.


The Howling Dogs Cabin

"That's it, work it, work it!" Desmond exclaimed as he snapped photos of Laura, who was doing various poses.

He knew everything about the girl. He knew that she was a Gemini, 5'3", and Jewish.

"Will you stop that flashing? I am trying to sleep!" Lars groaned, pulling the pillow over his head, while Gar flipped him the bird.

In return Desmond took a picture of them, which made them groan out in protest.

"They're right Desmond, we should all get some sleep if we wanna be ready for the challenge tomorrow," Eli said, hopping up onto the top bunk.

"Oh come on, it's still early, give Dessy poo some time to take pictures of my hot bod," Laura giggled.

"Go to bed!" everyone else shouted in unison, throwing their pillows at Laura.


Tiff's Cabin

"What do you mean the plane found its way out of The Bermuda Triangle?"

Tiff stomped her foot and growled. How could this happen to her? twelve kids were already a headache, now she had to deal with twelve more?

"Yepparoo, the plane is expected to land at the dune buggy rental in a few hours," the caller said.

Tiff plopped down on her head, and put her head in her hands, if this group was anything like the last, she had no idea what she would do. Probably go mental, or worse.

She stood up, prepared to grab a bottle of vodka, when a knock sounded at the door.

Tiff let out a groan, if it was another stupid intern asking for a raise, she'd lose it, they already made three dollars a day! They didn't need much more than that.

"I'm not pay-" she started to say, when she saw one of the contestants standing there, Lia, if she remembered correctly.

"Oh, it's just you, what do you want? Why are you not in your cabin?" she glanced down at her watch, "It's already ten PM!"

"Well, there's a bit of a problem, you made the cabins co-ed, in the history of all the other Total Dramas, the boys and girls have always had separate cabins," Lia said, tugging on the sleeve of her shirt.

"Well, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, Princess, but we can't afford to get separate cabins for the boys and girls anymore, so suck it up, or go home."

"You can't talk to me like that! I am a person!" Lia exclaimed, as tears started streaming down her face.

"Oh give me a break!" Tiff groaned, jerking her head around, to face an intern that was sitting in the corner, eating kraft singles.

"You! Intern! Get this girl out of my sight, and I'll give you three pieces of cheese for dinner instead of just two!" Tiff bellowed.

"Yessss Masterrr," the intern said in a Gollum like voice, then, with surprising strength for his frail frame, he picked Lia up, and carried her out of the cabin.

Tiff laughed with glee while listening to her screams, maybe she could make this experience not suck so bad.


A/N:

So, if I want to make it even, I will need 7 girls and 5 boys.

So far, I have 3 girls (one possibly in the wings)

and 5 boys.

That being said, I have all the male characters I need.

Don't fret, they can be interns if you want, or in the next series if there is one.

Thanks to everyone who submitted :)