HGL: Okay, I know it's still small, but it's to make the situation a bit ... ''clearer'' ? ...nah, forgot the word, anyway, 'hope you still enjoy my horrible writting !
'Okay Shanks, you can do it' I was actually trying to convince myself ... it was apparently not working because all my body was trembling under such pressure. I've never been THAT much of a noodle like mood. ... It's not the students that are scaring me, it's the work i'll have to do. Sooo much work ! There are some moments when I miss the time where I would go partying every night, but nooooo~ governement won't let me do that ! I've got to get a job and blaaah blaaah blaaah. Damn stupid governement. They had to send a good man like me on a working session to pay my bill.
So I just took the piece of paper with students names on it that was on my desk and began calling their names, they were all quiet and sending some death-glare toward me ... well, the 'thing' who was apparently Monkey D. Luffy, 'a dumb name for a dumb kid' was just giving me his brigthest smile as if we were some kind of kindergarden class, waiting for the teacher to send them in the playground. That keimi girl had both hand on her mouth to keep her from shouting and that zoro-boloss was snoring and had a trail of isgusting saliva falling into a huge spot on his desk ... oh wait ... it was mine ...
''Thanks for ... cleaning my desk I guess ? ... now could you please just go to another seats'' I told him. The whole class staring at me like they were going to laught their ass off. Of course the moss head didn't moved. He was soo confortable on my desk ... I then did what every great teacher would have done . I kicked his ass:
'' GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DESK, YOU IDIOT ! '' Sending a kick to his ribs, I saw him falling on the floor, all troubled and wide eyed, like a puppy who was being screaming at for some pee on the carpet. Oh poor thing. He just flipped me off and got another seat. The other students still staring at me, but in a different way. Like I was some crazy ginger who just kicked a student. Actually I did kicked him, but I don' think that i'm a crazy as long as I don't have alchool in my hands. With alchool, I became friends with a bush ... the name was Carlos. HE was so kind to me, then one day I forgot were he was and cried the hell out of me for being a bad friend and loosing my besties in the forest. Yeah, alchool fucked me up, but hey ! I'm still an awesome guy, right ?
'' Okay guys, nor me nor you want to be there actually. I don't care if you go away. The only thing I want you to now is that by the next year you'll be transformed into perfect students. You may laught, but keep it quiet for two damn minutes. By the next week i'll find out the one who commit the crime. I still don't even know what it is, but once I read this crap on my desk I'll find out and I'll do everything to find the guilty and it would be a pleasure to know it right now so tell me, who did the crime ?'' ... of course no one answered. ''then i'm sorry, but when I'll find out I won't keep myself from shoving a table up the guilty's ass for lying at me. This session's ended. Have a good diner.''I told you, i'm not a coward. I'm a great teacher. I don't want to mess with them, but if I need to finish this crap to stop working and keep partying, I'll do anything, even reading all those ... 34 FUCKING PAPERS ?!
