24 things Nick learnt when Stephen moved in and 1 thing he already knew

Disclaimer: Not mine but a girl can wish.

Warning; may cause confusion, hatred of author and temporary insanity.

As long as you do not have these symptoms… I'm doing my job wrong.

Oh and slash.

Author's note: if you say please it will lead to threesome and maybe more

1. Putting book's in front of Stephens stuff will force him to move them

2. Stephen looks hot when he's sorry

3. Stephen looks great when he's trying to restrain himself

4. Stephen has little self-restraint

5. Stephen has a lot of stamina

6. To keep up with Stephen use hand cuffs

7. Stephen like's handcuffs

8. He really likes them

9. Hiding the keys will 'force' you to ask the neighbour for bolt cutters

10. Give your bolt cutters to your neighbour when your partner moves in

11. Stephen blushes when he's embarrassed

12. Stephen blushing is look sinful

13. To apologise food is the best

14. Anomalies can smell cooking and are more prone to show up

15. When Stephen says 'duck', duck

16. Don't turn and look if you value your life

17. Doctors are vindictive

18. Doctors must make up tests there cant be that many

19. Bribes, bargains and bloody begging won't get you out of hospital

20. Never say your fine, something will happen

21. Murphy's law is infallible

22. When you are injured Stephen becomes a territorial, mother hen

23. This mother hen has a gun

24. And he is not afraid to use it on any one who so much as looks at you

1. I love Stephen Hart in all his forms.