DAY 5 Continued

As Phelous was finishing his speech, he noticed a figure on a tall building outside of the window. It was… Welshy! He had a large sniper rifle, and before Phelous could do anything, the german guy from cool runnings stood up and shot him. The next thing he knew he was in his yard. And he said "I guess I'll go review a movie." And he walked into his shed, where he noticed Cinema Snob and Obscurus Lupa making out! "My two lovers have betrayed me!" He cried. And then he picked up his cat and left, not Phelous D1 Cat, the other one. He didn't get enough attention.

Day 6

Phelous walked into his office, and saw the horrific site of zombie Harper gnawing on the brain of…Michelle Obama! And Phelous screamed "Michelle what the hell are you doing here?…wait a minute…. He's eating her! Then there going to eat me! Oh My Gooooooosh!" The RCMP then ran in and said "Mr. Prime Minister, you'll never believe what's going on outside!"

"What?"

"Theres an Ice Cream truck outside!"

"Oh my god! I'v gotta go get my Sub Zero costume!"

Day 7

Phelous woke up and looked at his clock and said "Oh my god! It's 11:30! I'm gonna be late for my trip to Jamaica with Bill Clinton." He looked over to the closet and asked "Why didn't you wake me Shredder?" He got out of bed, ran over and changed into his Shredder costume, looked over at the bed and replied "Grrr I'm Shredder!" Then Phelous changed into his normal clothes, ran over to the bed and said "Damn you Shredder! You know what this is just waisting a lot of time."

He got ready and walked over to David Lloyd Johnston's room, threw some sunglasses on him and said "come on Johnny Cage, let's go to the airport."

"Why do I have to go to the airport?"

"Because I promised Bill Clinton I'd bring Johnny Cage!"

Later at the airport Phelous, David and Bill Clinton boarded air force one. "Oh my god it's Johnny Cage!" Bill Clintion cried. "I'm not Johnny Cage" David replied. Then Phelous asked "Hey Billy, where's the pilot?" Then suddenly in a flash of blue, Rayden appeared and shouted "I am the Pilot!" Phelous shrugged. "Oh okay." After a few hours of Big Mac's and booze, they landed in Jamaica. After the Jamaican security arrested Rayden for drunk flying, they went to the Presidential hotel in Jamaica.

The few weeks later Phelous arrived at the Canadian airport. "Bye Bill! That was a great three weeks! Be sure to say hi to George Washington for me."

Day 8

Phelous woke up. He suddenly relized he forgot David Lloyd Johnstion in Jamaica. "I gotta go back to Jamaica!" To be continued...