What I think of You What You Think of Me

Rune Slayer


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A Little about me: I'm the second class branch for Elsword and the most adapt at magic. I like to read (Infinity Sword asks WTF is wrong with me, but I have one thing to say to IS… What's wrong with you?) I'm not a prostitute *Cough* IS shut up *Cough* and just because I like women doesn't mean I'm a player… I respect women! And if any of you kids are wondering about if I get cold in the Hamel dungeons, the answer is no. Because of my contract with fire I never get cold, but I overheat in deserts and other hot places easily. That's why I wear a midriff shirt plus heavy armor obscures the natural flow of mana so basically for me less clothes equals more power lol. Too bad it doesn't work for Night Watcher.

Favorite Color: Red, what else?

Hobbies: Studying magic, practicing my swordsmanship, deciphering runes, playing video games, sleeping, eating, Solving puzzles, and uhm let me see what else… I guess that's it? Oh wait talking! Yeah I like to talk to other people *Happy face*

Likes: Magic, swords, video games, hot girls, cold weather (Yeah I'm weird, but still relatively sane compared to my other selves), sleeping in late, fire, and ice cream! I love ice cream, YAY! ICE CREAM! And Puzzles such as the crosswords or word searches

Dislikes: This is going to be a looong list… My sister when she's angry, those random calculus tests given to us by EM, Infinity Sword, people calling me a prostitute, hot weather (Cause I overheat easily), people who think I'm crazy (I'll let you know I'm perfectly fine!), needles, red peppers, Raven when he's angry, Infinity Sword, Dimension Witch when she just decides to go all "mahou shoujo" on us cause she gets really annoying, Raven when he's in the emo corner, Infinity Sword again, arrogant people, and spammers

My thoughts on Everybody

Lord Knight- He's a nice guy. A bit of a push over and a doormat and is the biggest crybaby out of the three Elswords (Then again seeing Infinity's face makes me want to cry to and LK is a constant target of IS's bullying.) His sister complex creeps me out… dude, that's our sister. He's very polite and well-mannered and he gets ALL the fangirls… but I'm not jealous… No… really… I'm not… Cause I still get the most fan art pictures… Then again IS says I was just born into this world to be eye candy. I guess that would leave him with no purpose in life at all?

Infinity Sword- We don't get along… NOT AT ALL. He's short-tempered, potty-mouthed, and he has a really creepy and dark sense of humor. Do you honestly think it's entertaining when LK screams? I mean I know LK sounds like a girl when he screams but still… I have other problems with him as well. He looks damn SCARY. I mean seriously! His eyes are like a demon's! Is he even human anymore? Shut up IS I'm typing up my profile… SHUT UP! I'M NOT A HOOKER! DO YOU WANT ME TO SET YOUR HAIR ON FIRE AGAIN?!

Elemental Master- I think she's a really awesome person. She looks cute and she's really smart and she's very helpful in my magic studies, but then someone gets her all pissy and then she gives us these hard-ass calculus tests! Why should I have to suffer cause everyone else is too dumb to not comment on her lack of boobs? And then she gave me a twelve page essay about Greek mythology when all I did was point out her kitty underwear cause it's super kawaii!

Void Princess- She's a bit creepy and I'd trust Angkor as far as I could throw IS (Believe me I've tried, I've tried) I like her outfit cause it really flatters her figure and she has a great one to boot! The only thing I really have against her is that she likes IS… talk about bad taste… *Sighs* I mean seriously, those two even teamed up to burn down DW's house! What about me?! I might've wanted to join!

Dimension Witch- She's really pretty and is a very happy go lucky person, but her singing of these constant K-pop songs by some band called A Pink Angel and these other songs by the band Girl's Generation get to me. It's not that she has a bad singing voice she just uses it way too much. I will give her props for turning IS's wardrobe pink and white… his face was priceless.

Grand Archer- Honestly Rena is like a mother to me and she's always looking out for us. I can trust her and unlike my big sis she doesn't make fun of me for it or beat me up! She's really graceful and witty and she's sexy. I mean her boobs are HUGE! I find it so hard to believe that she is a vegetarian and that those melons are organic *Laughs* She's a really good shot with her bow and I find her a helpful companion in dungeon runs.

Wind Sneaker- She's really spunky and she's like a more laid back version of my sister. Not as motherly as GA but she has a good sense of humor and she knows how to cook meat to! Incredible! I guess all that time she spent in the human world is finally paying off!

Night Watcher- You do know it's not socially acceptable to go around in just your bra and underwear right? NW is kind of hard to approach cause she's kind of strict, actually it's almost like having another Elsa… I mean she's always there for the group but she's kind of tsundere-ish and militant but still… I don't think that she's THAT bad…

Blade Master- He's probably the most chill out of the Ravens. I mean he's all like "Go ahead leave me alone and do what you want to so long as you don't do anything stupid and I'll go and do my own thing in exchange" He fights in an unusual way which emphasizes grace and beauty, but he still kills things… He's just not the best person to have tagging along in a dungeon run. I will warn you readers about one thing… At random times Raven will retreat into the emo corner and then he becomes a royal dick. It's not just BM though, it's ALL the Ravens.

Reckless Fist- Honestly when he's not blowing up in my or hanging out in the emo corner he's awesome and a really good guy! Problem is he's either in the emo corner or blowing up something or SOMEONE'S HOUSE or even someone 95 percent of the time. The other five percent he's either meditating or sleeping… Raven, what happened to you?

Veteran Commander- He keeps setting himself on fire… it creeps me out. How does it freak me out? I kind of put it as the fiery equivalent of slitting your wrists… makes me wonder if he's suicidal. He's also very militant and crap and I mean he keeps the group on track but his boot camp style is only fun when he's making IS do push-ups for his potty mouth.

Code empress- She's awesome, Eve is awesome in general. She's cute all I can say, but she's kind of aloof and she uses really big words. I'm not that smart, but I'm not dumb either…Either way I have a deal going on with Oberon that if I take Eve's slaps for him he'd work for me part time as a butler. It's really nice having my own robot butler.

Code Nemesis- I think she's hot… no lie. And did I mention that she looks awesome like all the Eves? She's really handy in the battle cause she can back us up but hold her own weight and Queen's Throne when it's active is so awesome! Especially with how brutally effective she is at battle. Oh did I mention she- *The rest of RS's rant has been cut off due to explicit sexual content and sheer length… CN rev up your machine gun right now and kill him-Sincerely, Ada)

Code Battle Seraph- She doesn't speak much and she's really hard to approach… Whenever I ask her a question she just stares at me blankly like I'm crazy and I feel very uncomfortable all of the sudden

Iron Paladin- For once I agree with IS… just admit it.

Deadly Chaser- This is my bro right here. He's awesome! And I really admire him for that one time he put IS in the hospital, you don't mess with mai friend! LOL IS's face when he got shot in the spine, ah I wished I had my camera in that moment

Tactical Trooper- He's a great research buddy and we have sort of a mutual relationship going on. I help him in translating runic equations and he does the homework that EM assigns me… It's so nice having a super genius as your friend.

Ara- All I can say is that she has a severe brother complex. I mean she's a very cheerful and wonderful person but her brother complex is… creepy.

Elsa- She's an incredible person and I love her very much, but she's HARSH. She's about as tsundere as you can get, but I know deep down that she cares for everyone. I hope she can find a good man to make her happy and I hope LK stops creeping on her (He continually denies it, but we all know it's true)

Aren- PEDO! PEDO! PEDO! PEDO! But he's a good cook at least… OMG! Please don't tell Ara about this section of my profile or she'll kill meeee! EEEP! *Crawls into the emo corner* What have I done?!


Thanks for all the reviews and faves and follows! I really appreciate it! I'm surprised you guys find this so interesting, but I'm happy either way :D If you like my stories please read my other ones! To Kat: In Korea and NA he's known as Infinity Sword, but I guess you guys call him Infinity Blade? To Me-Sama I will do VP first as soon as I finish up with all the Elboys. So if you liked this please R&R! :D