Erik Bells

(based off Jingle Bells)

Croaking on the stage

In front of the whole state (I know they don't use states in Paris, bear with me)

And Erik is up high,

Laughing the whole time (ha ha ha)

Fops and dandies joke,

Phantom ties the rope,

What fun it is to cry and sing

An Opera song tonight

Car…

Lotta croaks, Carlotta croaks,

Croakin' all the way!

O what fun it is to hear

A Prima Donna wail, Car…

Lotta croaks, Carlotta croaks,

Croakin' all the way!

O what fun it is to hear

A Prima Donna wail!

Cro-ak!


A day or two ago,

The Fop sang All I Ask,

Blissfully unaware that Erik

Touched the girl's ass (ho ho ho)

Christine played along

Misfortune seemed her lot

Erik overheard,

And boy, was he upsot (shut up…)

Erik pissed, Erik pissed,

That's not really good…

Oh how many stagehands will

Hang from the catwalk?

Erik pissed, Erik pissed,

That's not really good…

Oh how many stagehands will

Hang from the catwalk? Hey!


A day or two ago,

The story I must tell

We went to a masked ball

Cause Erik's gone and all

A gent walked in on it

Dressed as the Red Death,

Who was this man?

Well, it was Erik

Erik's back, Erik's back

Armed with the Punjab!

And now he will be pissed again

And kill another guy

Erik's back, Erik's back,

Armed with the Punjab!

And now he will be pissed again

And kill another guy!


Now Erik is gone

Raoul the fop has won

He got Christine because

She did not wanna be wed

To an ugly guy

That really is so hot

Only in the movie

But is really meant to not be hot

Oh,

Hot Phantom, hot Phantom

Christine is really dumb

Cause she chose the Fop

Instead of cute Phantom

Hot Phantom, hot Phantom

Christine is really dumb

Cause she chose the Fop

Instead of cute Phantom