Erik Bells
(based off Jingle Bells)
Croaking on the stage
In front of the whole state (I know they don't use states in Paris, bear with me)
And Erik is up high,
Laughing the whole time (ha ha ha)
Fops and dandies joke,
Phantom ties the rope,
What fun it is to cry and sing
An Opera song tonight
Car…
Lotta croaks, Carlotta croaks,
Croakin' all the way!
O what fun it is to hear
A Prima Donna wail, Car…
Lotta croaks, Carlotta croaks,
Croakin' all the way!
O what fun it is to hear
A Prima Donna wail!
Cro-ak!
A day or two ago,
The Fop sang All I Ask,
Blissfully unaware that Erik
Touched the girl's ass (ho ho ho)
Christine played along
Misfortune seemed her lot
Erik overheard,
And boy, was he upsot (shut up…)
Erik pissed, Erik pissed,
That's not really good…
Oh how many stagehands will
Hang from the catwalk?
Erik pissed, Erik pissed,
That's not really good…
Oh how many stagehands will
Hang from the catwalk? Hey!
A day or two ago,
The story I must tell
We went to a masked ball
Cause Erik's gone and all
A gent walked in on it
Dressed as the Red Death,
Who was this man?
Well, it was Erik
Erik's back, Erik's back
Armed with the Punjab!
And now he will be pissed again
And kill another guy
Erik's back, Erik's back,
Armed with the Punjab!
And now he will be pissed again
And kill another guy!
Now Erik is gone
Raoul the fop has won
He got Christine because
She did not wanna be wed
To an ugly guy
That really is so hot
Only in the movie
But is really meant to not be hot
Oh,
Hot Phantom, hot Phantom
Christine is really dumb
Cause she chose the Fop
Instead of cute Phantom
Hot Phantom, hot Phantom
Christine is really dumb
Cause she chose the Fop
Instead of cute Phantom
