"Well that's inconvienient." Apollo commented. "Anyway, who is Maya Fey?"

"Maya is one of Daddy's BFFs from his Lawyer Days, y'know, befoe he took up his hobby of getting sloshed and vomiting into kebabs." Trucy replied.

"Well, that explains the awful smell of vomity chilli sauce in here. Anyway, we better get over to the Detention Center and see what's going on. You wake Mr Wright and I'll get The Apollomobile* started!" Apollo said, running towards the front door, which was convieniently still open.

"MIND THE LARD!" Trucy yelled.

Too late. In his haste, Apollo tripped over the Scuba kit, skidded on the lard and sailed out the door in a weird cacophony of girlish screaming and rude sweary words that would upset your Granny until he collided with The Apollomobile. Trucy started laughing hysterically.

"YOU'RE AN EVIL GIRL AND I HOPE YOU GET BEATEN UP BY A TELETUBBY!" Apollo screamed.

"Could you do that again?" Trucy chortled.

Apollo punched her, Hard.

Several Speeding tickets and a trip to A&E later, Apollo and Co. eventually arrived at the Detention Center where they were directed into an interview room where a black haired woman who looked like she was in her mid 20's was playing with a Ben 10 action figure.

"Sorry we're late" Apollo apologised."We would have been here sooner if Trucy didn't make me stop for McDonald's."

"They were giving away Junior Car Thief Kits free with their Happy Meals!" Trucy pouted. "you know I've always wanted to have a go at nicking a car!"

"TRUCY! WE'RE IN A DETENTION CENTER! DO YOU WANT TO GET ARRESTED?" Apollo roared at her. Phoenix was slumped in the corner snoring ,with a lampshade wedged on his head.(?)

"That's all very well and intresting Apollo, but are'nt we here for a reason?" Trucy replied coolly.

"LOOK YOU MORONS! I DON'T CARE SO LONG AS I GET THE HECK OUT OF THIS DUMP! I'M MISSING THE STEEL SAMURAI!"

Apollo and Trucy nearly wet themselves. Phoenix was drooling. Maya was standing on a desk in the middle of the room, waving her action figure in the air wildly.

"Tell Nick to get off his flabbly buttocks and do some Defending already!" she screamed.

"Umm... I presume you're Maya Fey?" Apollo queried from his hiding place behind Trucy.

"Hey! That's Master of Kurain to you!" she Objection Pointed.

"Hey! only Lawyers and Prosecutors can Objection Point!" Apollo glared.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP OR I'LL KICK YOU OUT!" screamed a voice in the corner. It was The Security Guard Who Stands In The Background And Does Nothing.

"You shut up!" Trucy squealed. "You're not even a main character!"

The guard burst into tears, "You sound just like my Mother in Law!" he cried.

"Oh Shut Up."

* A battered red Mini covered in scratches an rude graffiti that Trucy nicked from a skip behind the Gatewater Hotel. Or a charity shop. She was probably underage drinking at the time. I dunno.