A/N: Here is chapter two. I am amazed at the reception that this story received. Thank you all for reading, reviewing, favoriting, and following this story. I'm writing as I go along with next to no plans for the future except multiple crossovers where Naruto invades a planet that will represent another animeverse in his conquest of the universe.
A few people have asked me to include Yami in the harem. Initially, I refused because I'm not that much of a fan of her. After watching around the anime and seeing a few of the episodes that she is featured in, definitely changed my mind. Mikan (my favorite girl from the series who I stupidly forgot about when I started writing) was also brought up and she will definitely be added.
As for where this story falls in the story line, it is AU. It takes place after the original manga and the Motto ToLoveRU anime, but without the events from Darkness taking place. You could say that the events here are taking place in the place of Darkness.
Disclaimer: I forgot this last chapter, but I do not own ToLoveRU or Naruto. Also, though it is turning into a loli harem, this does not reflect my own preference in girls.
The New Deviluke
Chapter 2
"This is all your fault, you know," Gid said as he and Naruto sat in Gid's spaceship as it drifted somewhere in space.
"My fault?" Naruto asked. "What kind of person puts a button that blows up the ship's engine explode next to the button that makes food?"
Gid was silent for a moment. "That button was supposed to bring out the maximum output from the engine," he said. "It would be quite useful when dealing with a troublesome situation." He then let out a sigh. "I know I shouldn't have let Lala make modifications to my ship."
"Lala?" Naruto said, raising an eyebrow. "Who is that? Why would you let her modify your ship just to regret it later?"
"Ah!" Gid exclaimed. "I only mentioned them briefly before without mentioning their names. Lala is the oldest of your three new sisters. She likes to invent and build machines. The other two are the twins Momo and Nana. Lala is about a year younger than you while the twins are three years younger."
"So it was Lala that put that button there?" Naruto asked. "Why the hell would she do that?"
Gid let out a deep sigh as he sank deeper into his chair. "Lala is a genius," he said. "Her main fault, however, lies in her utter lack of common sense. Usually, this is a virtue for genius inventors. It is what allows them to think outside the box, creating advancements in technology. Lala, however, tends to either overdo things or do things somewhat incompletely like a teleporter that can only transport you and not your clothes. The over performing inventions tend to explode."
"Like the engine," Naruto said with a sigh. "Whatever modification she did caused the engine to try to all of its power at once, resulting in the explosion that now has us stranded somewhere in space. Still, it is fortunate that it was just the engine that was destroyed and not the entire ship."
"That is also Lala's fault, albeit indirectly," Gid said. "Over the years, I've had to make sure that about everything is impervious to the destruction that her inventions tend to cause."
"… I see," Naruto said, a sweatdrop forming.
"Well, since I have no idea where we are, the only thing left to do is to transmit a distress signal and wait for someone to come and pick us up."
Naruto's eyes widened. "No!" he exclaimed.
Gid blinked. "No?" he asked, making sure that he heard his new son correctly.
"I refuse to rely on a distress beacon," Naruto replied. "A real man would never just plead for help like that!"
"But we need to…" Gid paused and took a long look at Naruto. "Naruto," he said slowly. "Could the reason that you spent the last three years travelling be because you were stranded in space and drifted along because you refused to send out a distress call?"
Naruto didn't answer. He just turned away, suddenly finding the floor to be quite interesting. Gid just sighed.
"I understand everything now," Gid said, shaking his head. "Correct me when I'm wrong in this recount of your journey. You were flying somewhere when you had some kind of problem with your ship that made it unable to fly. You then drifted for years until you somehow made it to that frozen planet where I found you. You crash landed and were knocked unconscious. Some of the inhabitants found you and took you to a hospital where you spent time in a coma. When you woke up, you found yourself in an unfamiliar place and thought that you had been captured. You then proceeded to destroy the settlement in an effort to escape, but not before they requested help from other settlements around the small planet. They then attacked you, thinking that you were an invading party. In the end, most of the inhabitants were wiped out. Now, am I wrong?"
"When you say it like that, I don't seem as badass as when you thought that I just took them out for fun," Naruto said, pouting. "It's their fault for making their hospitals look like an ice prison."
"It's your fault for not asking for help, you idiot!" Gid said, hitting Naruto on the back of the head.
"I was perfectly fine without help, you stupid old man!" Naruto replied, hitting Gid back.
"Dumb brat!" Gid said.
"Perverted old man!" Naruto replied.
The two jumped from their seats and charged at each other. After a few minutes of brawling, Naruto picked Gid up and threw him into the control console.
"Ha! Take that, old man!" Naruto said triumphantly. "You cannot defeat the great Nar…"
Suddenly, the ship was rocked from another explosion. Gid rushed over to the computer screen to check the ship's condition. His eyes widened in horror.
"Lala!" Gid exclaimed.
"Another 'upgrade' that she installed?" Naruto asked.
"Yes," Gid said. "It was supposed to do the same thing to the ship's weapon system that it did to the engine."
"But the engine exploded," Naruto replied.
"Exactly," Gid replied. "Most of the ship's systems are connected to the weapon system. So, once it goes, pretty much everything other than the engine goes."
"Why the hell would you have a ship like that?" Naruto asked, angrily.
"It's a combat ship," Gid replied simply. "I figured that everything other than the weapons and engine were just not as important."
"Since the engine is already done for…" Naruto started.
Gid just nodded. "Exactly," he said. "We are going to die. It is all your fault, by the way."
"My fault?" Naruto asked angrily. "You were the one that started the fight."
"Me?" Gid asked. "Not at all. It was you that was being so childish that got us into the fight in the first place."
"You stupid, old, midget pervert!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Damn you, brat!" Gid exclaimed. "I'm going to kill you!"
The two renewed their fight. It continued until they felt the ship shift, knocking them both off balance.
"What was that?" Gid asked.
"It felt just like before I crashed onto that planet," Naruto replied. "So, if I had to guess, we just entered a planet's gravity field and will crashing into pretty soon."
The two felt the ship start to fall at an extremely rapid rate. They also felt the temperature in the ship increase.
"Ah!" Naruto said. "It seems to have started now."
"Damn you, Naruto!" Gid exclaimed as the ship continued its descent.
Earth- Yuuki Household
It was a fairly quiet night at the Yuuki Family Home. The youngest child, a girl of about twelve years with long brown hair, stood in the kitchen washing the dishes that were used for that evening's dinner. The oldest child, a high school boy with spiky orange hair, sat in the living room watching TV with three pink haired girls who were obviously not from the Yuuki family, or even Earth, because of their spade shaped tails.
"Hey, Rito," the oldest of the pink haired girls said suddenly. "Let's do something fun tomorrow after school."
The orange haired boy, Rito, looked up at the girl, frowning at what she said. "I'd rather not," he said. "Every time we go to have 'fun', I'm always the one getting into trouble. It has been quiet around here for a whole week. I want to just enjoy this newfound peace while it lasts."
"But, Rito," the girl complained, pouting cutely at the boy and causing him to divert his eyes less his resolve shake. "Quiet is boring!"
"I will have to agree with Muko-dono, on this one, Lala-sama" a voice said from the sliding door that led to the back yard. A man with skull like armor, short gray hair, and a scorpion like tail walked into the room. "It is quite nice when it is peaceful."
"Zastin, you idiot!" the girl, Lala, exclaimed, pouting even more at being double teamed. "IT's boring! What fun is it just sitting around and doing nothing? I want something to happen so we can have some fun!"
As if on cue, the house shook violently. The girl in the kitchen dropped the plate that she was in the process of drying and fell to the floor. The occupants of the living room all fell as well because of the suddenness of the shaking.
"Are you alright, Mikan?" Rito asked after the shaking stopped after a few seconds.
"I'm fine, the brown haired girl replied, getting up shakily to her feet. "I was just surprised and dropped a plate."
"I will help you clean up," the twin with her pink hair done in twin tails. "It's getting late, so the two of us should be able to get it done faster than just you by yourself."
"Thank you, Nana-san," Mikan replied.
"I wonder what caused that shaking," Lala said excitedly, moments after Nana left the room to help the youngest resident.
"It was just an earthquake," Rito said dismissively. "It's not anything to get excited about.
"We should investigate this tomorrow when school gets out, Momo," Lala said, completely ignoring Rito.
"Yes, Onee-sama," the pink haired girl with short hair said before going with Lala upstairs.
"I guess this is the end of my peaceful week," Rito said, crying to himself.
"Don't worry, Muko-dono," Zastin said. "I don't think that anything too major will come of this."
The next morning, Lala and Rito got to the school to find a huge crowd standing around a deep crater that took up most of the school yard. They also noticed that much of the school building itself was damaged, most likely by the aftershock of whatever caused the crater. The two got closer to see what was at the bottom.
Upon seeing the scene at the bottom of the crater, metal thrown about as if it were a car wreck, Lala's eyes widened. "Rito!" she exclaimed, eyes starting to fill with tears. "That… that is…"
"What is it, Lala?" Rito asked, growing concerned, though he was a bit suspicious that the alien had something to do with the damage.
"That's Papa's ship!" Lala exclaimed, much to everyone around the two's surprise. "It crashed here. Papa might be… He might be…"
Without another word, Lala jumped down and flew to the center of the wreckage that was her father's space ship.
"Lala, wait!" Rito exclaimed before starting to climb down himself only to slip after a few steps and tumble down to the bottom where Lala was already digging frantically through the wreckage.
Suddenly, Lala froze. She started to shake uncontrollably. Rito, extremely concerned now, approached her slowly.
"Lala?" Rito called out when he reached the girl. "What's wrong?"
When Lala didn't reply, Rito just looked down to where she was digging. His eyes widened in horror at the sight of Gid's face, blood pouring from his mouth and various cuts on his head. He pulled Lala into a hug as she wept loudly into his shirt.
"What the hell is all of that noise?" Rito heard a voice come from behind him.
Rito turned his head, careful not to disturb the crying girl, to see a blond boy, about a year older than himself, emerge from a pile of debris. The most notable features of the boy were his golden fox tail and three whiskers on each cheek. He was shirtless, revealing a very athletic build and numerous cuts from the crash.
Rito gulped when the blonde turned his slitted blue eyes toward him. The blonde then started walking towards Rito. Rito noticed that a trail of blood was left behind as the blonde walked. Rito closed his eyes and hugged the still crying Lala tighter as the intimidating blonde walked towards them.
"Wake up, you stupid old man!" Rito heard the blonde say, opening his eyes in time to see the blonde boy punch Gid in the face.
"Naruto!" Gid exclaimed, angrily, revealing that he was not dead as Lala and Rito thought. "I will kill you for that!"
Upon hearing her father's voice, Lala looked up to see Gid emerge from the pile that he was buried in. "Papa!" she exclaimed, immediately tackling Gid into a hug while crying tears of joy.
"She is my daughter. She is my daughter. She is my daughter." Gid kept repeating to himself, trying to ignore the feeling of his oldest daughter's breasts pressed against his face. "Wait." He paused. "Lala?"
Gid escaped Lala's grasp and backed away to look at her. He then turned and saw Rito. He closed his eyes and crossed his arms into a thinking pose.
"I see," Gid said after a moment of thought. "So we have crashed landed on Earth. We are rather fortunate."
"Papa! You are alive!" Lala exclaimed before lunging at her father once again and pulling him into another hug. "I thought that you had died!"
"Please," Gid scoffed. "As if some crash would be able to kill me."
"You were screaming like it would on the way down," Naruto replied, earning another glare from Gid.
"Well, I see that you two are alive, even after crashing like that," a voice came from behind Rito.
"Mikado-sensei!" Rito exclaimed, jumping away from the busty, older woman wearing a lab coat.
"The two of you may need medical attention though," the woman said.
At this, Gid started to grin perversely. "You might be right," he said. "You can give me all the attention that is needed. Maybe a bit more just to be safe."
"What about you?" Mikado asked, turning towards Naruto.
"He'll be fine, won't you, Naruto?" Gid asked with a glare, daring Naruto to dispute him.
"Are you a doctor?" Naruto asked Mikado.
"Yes," the woman replied. "I specialize in people that aren't from this planet.
""I will have to pass then," Naruto replied. "You see, I'm not exactly fond of doctors. Go ahead and have your fun, Old Man."
"Lala," Gid said, taking a serious tone. "Take Naruto here to Yuuki Rito's house. I will meet you all later after Mikado is done giving me medical attention."
"Nice to meet you, Naruto," Lala said after Mikado and Gid went up towards the school building. "I'm Lala and this is Rito. Let's go take you home so we can get your
injuries looked at too."
"There isn't a need for that, Naruto said, pulling his scarf out from wreckage and wiping himself off with it to reveal that he no longer had any injuries. "As you can see, I heal pretty quickly."
"You should still come with us so Lala's father can find you when he is healed," Rito said.
"Alright," Naruto said, sighing. "I do need to wash this. I'm sorry for being a bother."
"It's not a problem," Rito said with a kind smile.
Naruto walked up to the two and put a hand on one of each of their shoulders. All of the sudden, the three found themselves out of the crater and passed the crowd that surrounded it.
"What happened?" Rito asked, feeling dizzy at changing locations so suddenly.
"I jumped," Naruto replied simply. "Well, lead the way."
"Right," Rito replied slowly before leading Naruto and Lala to his house all the while crying about the end of his peaceful week.
