I'm back with another Rap, seriously tell me who won the last one I need a winner for the season one finals. This one is recommended by Mazzyandmilk. ENJOY.


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TANKS!

Chapter 2

AMX 40 Vs D.W.2

BEGIN!

D.W.2

Greetings from the Vaterland

I am going to make you bleed

Hello Frenchie, It's time we meet

I am the monster of Tier four

You are the duck we all met before

Seriously you look like a duck

Why is that

Is it because you have no luck?

Did a drunk design you?

Or was he screwing a chick before he came up with the idea of you

You French are all the same

Bark with no Bite

I coming for you so I won't expect a fight

There is no way you can beat me

So run along and hide

You French are cowardly and full of glee

You shouldn't be part of the Tier ride

But in a small way you do complete me at least

I cannot beat the Churchill

Because he is a Tier Five Beast

You cannot bang the Matilda

And yet for some reason you manage to make her ill!

AMX 40

Silence you Bosh Hun

Before I push you into a compacter

And turn you into a scrap bun

You want to why the Matilda is ill

It's because she wants my love inside her

Until she has her fill

Do not mock the French

You overgrown bulk

Before I throw you a bench

And become the François Hulk

You German Tanks are just jealous

We beat you in two wars

And now you're zealous

It is evident that you Jerries

Are just Planks, monsieur!

While we French are

Better Fighters,

Better Lovers,

Better Thinkers,

And better TANKS!

D.W.2

What the hell is this talk of love?

This meant to be a war so

Pick up the fucking Glove

I happen to bring some pain

For you, you French cheater

Hey Matilda BP

This French perv is after your sister!

Matilda BP

WHAT!

Oh no you don't you duck shaped Git

You better get lost or I'll come over there

You weird looking tit

You're better off with T.28; I hear he likes it rough

So clean up your act before the going gets tough

You are digging your own Waterloo

So what are you going to do?

Beg for Mercy

Nah, this going to be like Crecy

Remember when we trashed your army then

And that before you had a Girl, come to save your Army Men.

And what is this about the two world wars

We helped you in the first one because you guys had a pause

And the second one you lost, Paris fell

And all you guys ever did was shake your fists and yell

It's the Napoleon Wars again you Frenches

Germany and Britain allies again, so build your trenches

We are coming for you, your fates has been decided,

We have better weaponry, this fight is now one-sided

You're out of your league, I'm Tier Five

If you want to survive you better take the dive

AMX 40

"Gulp"


WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT, YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TANKS!

Me: Phew, that was a hard one to do and I have two other requests to write out, anyway I hope you enjoy this one and send me more requests for future RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TA...

Tiger II: Oi Imperial Wrath we need to talk, why was I heavily insulted in the first one for being slow?

Me: Oh er, sorry guys gotta go, Bye.

Tiger II: Hey get back here

Me: HELP!