I'm back with another Rap, seriously tell me who won the last one I need a winner for the season one finals. This one is recommended by Mazzyandmilk. ENJOY.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TANKS!
Chapter 2
AMX 40 Vs D.W.2
BEGIN!
D.W.2
Greetings from the Vaterland
I am going to make you bleed
Hello Frenchie, It's time we meet
I am the monster of Tier four
You are the duck we all met before
Seriously you look like a duck
Why is that
Is it because you have no luck?
Did a drunk design you?
Or was he screwing a chick before he came up with the idea of you
You French are all the same
Bark with no Bite
I coming for you so I won't expect a fight
There is no way you can beat me
So run along and hide
You French are cowardly and full of glee
You shouldn't be part of the Tier ride
But in a small way you do complete me at least
I cannot beat the Churchill
Because he is a Tier Five Beast
You cannot bang the Matilda
And yet for some reason you manage to make her ill!
AMX 40
Silence you Bosh Hun
Before I push you into a compacter
And turn you into a scrap bun
You want to why the Matilda is ill
It's because she wants my love inside her
Until she has her fill
Do not mock the French
You overgrown bulk
Before I throw you a bench
And become the François Hulk
You German Tanks are just jealous
We beat you in two wars
And now you're zealous
It is evident that you Jerries
Are just Planks, monsieur!
While we French are
Better Fighters,
Better Lovers,
Better Thinkers,
And better TANKS!
D.W.2
What the hell is this talk of love?
This meant to be a war so
Pick up the fucking Glove
I happen to bring some pain
For you, you French cheater
Hey Matilda BP
This French perv is after your sister!
Matilda BP
WHAT!
Oh no you don't you duck shaped Git
You better get lost or I'll come over there
You weird looking tit
You're better off with T.28; I hear he likes it rough
So clean up your act before the going gets tough
You are digging your own Waterloo
So what are you going to do?
Beg for Mercy
Nah, this going to be like Crecy
Remember when we trashed your army then
And that before you had a Girl, come to save your Army Men.
And what is this about the two world wars
We helped you in the first one because you guys had a pause
And the second one you lost, Paris fell
And all you guys ever did was shake your fists and yell
It's the Napoleon Wars again you Frenches
Germany and Britain allies again, so build your trenches
We are coming for you, your fates has been decided,
We have better weaponry, this fight is now one-sided
You're out of your league, I'm Tier Five
If you want to survive you better take the dive
AMX 40
"Gulp"
WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT, YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TANKS!
Me: Phew, that was a hard one to do and I have two other requests to write out, anyway I hope you enjoy this one and send me more requests for future RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TA...
Tiger II: Oi Imperial Wrath we need to talk, why was I heavily insulted in the first one for being slow?
Me: Oh er, sorry guys gotta go, Bye.
Tiger II: Hey get back here
Me: HELP!
