Okaaaaay, lots of CAPS lock usage on this chapter...you have been warned...
"Hey, get up."
"M-Maybe we should let her sleep, hai?"
"Yeah, Japan's right! That's no way to treat a lady, ve!"
"Lady? She's a little girl! Nothing short of a young girl!"
I grumbled, and turned towards where I thought the T.V was placed at. "Ugh…I thought I turned off the movie last night…" I blindly patted around for the remote, but dismissed it eventually. "What time is it..?"
"Ve, it's 9:23," someone answered for me.
"Ah, okay…I'll go back to…" I started to snuggle back up next to the pillows, but then common sense walked into my mind. "Wait wait wait wait wait! Who said that just now?"
"Um, me?"
I shot up from the couch, to meet eyes with three men I knew way too well. There was a blond, a brunette and a raven-haired man…yup, that's them. My mind stopped working for a split second as they stared back at me in confusion and curiosity. Then…
~1 minute later~
"NEIN!" Germany yelled after he had my cell phone held up in the air.
"Urrgh! J-Just give it back! I was only gonna post the picture on Facebook!" I cried as Italy and Japan had my arms pulled back. "Come one! Solo es un foto!"
I had to get my phone back somehow! Must…show…haters! I racked my brain for an idea, any idea! My eyes lit up when I did think of one.
"AY, DIOS MIO! IS THAT PASTA I SEE ON THE FLOOR WAAAAAY OVER THERE?" I said loudly, craning my neck towards the bare floor by a doorway.
"VE! WHERE!" Italy, being Italy, quickly let go of my arm and dashed towards wherever the imaginary pasta was. I managed to escape from Japan's (surprisingly) strong grip and immediately ran for my phone. That iPhone is the last good thing I had left in my life!
"Give it! Germany, give it back!" I cringed as I stretched my arm to reach his that was holding my phone. "Pinche puerco! Damelo! Ahora!"
"Quit talking your freaky language! Japan, help me!" Germany was now on his tippy-toes, as was I. "Get this girl under control!"
"Girl? I am a WOMAN! Now give me back my phone!"
"M-Miss! Please, calm down!"
"Not until he gives me back my phone! MY CRAP IS IN THAT THING!" I replied as I waved my hand around, desperately trying to reach my precious phone. "C'mon, Germany! Gimmie it!"
"Mr. Germany, maybe if you give it back to her, she'll calm down!" the Japanese man reasoned.
"Fine! Fine!" he finally brought his hand down that held my phone. "Here!"
I happily snatched my phone back and stuck my tongue out at Germany.
After a while of awkward silence, Germany broke asked the question everyone wanted to know. "So…who are you?"
"I'm…Melody deLuna. I know who you three are. Germany, Japan and Italy." I replied as I pointed to them each.
"H-Hai…but how did you get here?" Japan asked, his cheeks pink, as usual.
"Hm…I'm not sure…unless…" I remembered Cooper saying he can grant wishes, and instantly I brightened up. "That's why! I helped this guy 'cause he was bleeding, then he gave me a card, and it made my wish came true! I wished to live with you guys, and then, and then…" my voice trailed off once I realized where I was. It finally sunk in. I freaked out. BIG FREAKING TIME.
"A-And then…HOLY CRAP! I-I-I-I-I…I'M HERE! YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS ARE REAL! I'M NOT DREAMING! I'M…ACTUALLY HERE! HAHAHA! YES! YES! OH GOD, YES! Wait, that sounded wrong…but oh my God, I can't believe that crazy weirdo was telling the truth! But, but wait…I'm here…you guys are here…I'M NOT AT HOME! W-WHERE AM I?"
"Um…T-Tokyo." someone, I don't know who, answered.
"T-TOKYO! HOLY FRUCKING-! R-Really? I really am? AH! CRAP! I LEFT KINGDOM HEARTS 2 PAUSED! NO! IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THE SECRET CAVE ENTRANCE AT HOLLOW BASTION! NO! NOW I CAN'T BATTLE MARLUXIA, OR LARXENE, O-OR…WAIT! MY CD! MY MANA CD! MI MANA! MI FHER OLVERA! POR QUE? POR QUE? AND MY HETALIA SHIRT! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT IT? GAH!" I practically cried once I realized I left behind everything! My precious crap! All my stuff! "Ay, y mi mama! She's gonna freak out! A-A-And Nate! And everyone else!"
"Calm the fuck down!" Germany told me.
"AY! SABES QUE? SABES QUE? TU MADRE! Y TU PADRE! Y TODOS TUS PINCHE JEWS! TU TAMBIEN, JAPON! Y ITALIA TAMBIEN! Y TODOS LOS OTROS! TU MADRE!" I really don't know what cam over me at that moment…probably not a very good first impression…
"VE! SIGNORA! CALM DOWN, VE!" Italy cried, having returned from his pasta hunt. "It's okay! Just go to…sleep?"
I had already passed out on the couch by the time he said "Ve".
"Wunderbar…we're stuck with a psychopath." Germany muttered under his breath. "Alright, help me take her to the guest room. We'll have her explain when she wakes up."
"H-Hai…she is a peculiar young lady," Japan agreed, walking alongside German, who had an exhausted Melody in his arms bridal-style. "It is also interesting how she claims to have gotten here…"
"Ve…I think she was just tired. She must have just popped up out of nowhere, huh?" Italy asked as he trailed behind the two.
Japan thought for a minute. A man who gave her a free wish? That sounded a little like…
"Cooper. Of course."
