I don't own MGLN or any of the other series appearing in this fic.

THE REASON MAGES WEAR BARRIER JACKETS

PART 3- HAYATE

At the Yagami household, Hayate and Vita just finished watching an episode of GaoGaiGar when the loli redhead called out Graf Eisen. "HIKARI NI NARE!" Vita shouted as she swung her hammer; however she accidentally smashed the brunette's hand. "!" Hayate screamed in pain as her Ragnarok spell fired from her eyes and mouth, the three beams blasting through the roof and going who knows where.

Somewhere at a barren wasteland, a dimensional quake occurred as Vindel Mauser and the Shadow Mirrors appeared. "Lemon, Where is Axel? The leader asked the redhead scientist. "He stayed to fight Beowulf, so he'll most likely be the last to make the jump." She informed him. "It seems like no matter what, he can't stop his grudge. Anyway, let's get stated with our goal of a never-ending wa…" Vindel was interrupted when an alert signal started.

"Commander Mauser! We're have confirmation of three energy beams coming straight at us!" The operator confirmed. "What in the…? Retreat!"

The green-haired supreme commander yelled out as the various mechs and ships tried to escape, but to no avail, as the beams hit their target. A massive explosion as big as that of a nuclear warhead's covered the area, after the explosion cleared, Lemon Browning and two of the W-numbers, W15 and W16 emerged, "Mistress Lemon! I can't detect the life signs of Commander Mauser and the rest of our colleges.

"I see… Oh well, I didn't care too much about the whole never-ending conflict thing, so go with my other plan, open up a cake shop. It won't do you two to have numbers for names, W15, you will be known as Wodan Ymir. And W16, you're Echidna Issaki." The Redhead named them. Yes Ma'am!" the two answered. Once we open the shop, Axel and W17 will know where to find us. Lemon said as the three went on their way.

PART 4- VITA

"Vita!" Hayate yelled angrily at the small redhead as she took Graf Eisen from her. "Say it again, Vita!" The mistress of Night Sky ordered the eternally young girl. "But…" "JUST SAY IT!" Hayate yelled. "HIKARI NI NA…" Before Vita could finish, The Brunette crushed the loli's foot with the hammer. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Vita Shouted in pain as a Golden beam shot out of her mouth, the bright light going who knows where.

In Tokyo, The citizens looked in shook as Sony Computer Entertainment, Inc. was hit by a beam of golden light; everyone was blinded by the huge flash that followed. When the light disappeared, everyone saw no sign of the building but amazingly, all of its employees survived. "Something tells me that everyone didn't like our choice to make the PS Vita compatible with only these new memory cards that cost twice as much for the same amount of space." One of the employees said as he got up.

Back at the Yagami household. "I hope you learned an important lesson today, Vita?" Hayate told the redhead. "Never swing Graf Eisen around the house." Vita answered. "Good, now why don't you go play with my PS Vita while Shamal and I make dinner?" The brunette asked her. "Okay." Vita said as she left the room. "Where's Vita?" Signum said as she entered the room. "Oh, she's playing with Vita." Hayate answered. "Wait! Vita is playing with Vita? I don't think I understand what you mean." The swordswoman said. Oh Signum… You're so cute when you're confused. The brunette said as she groped the blushing woman's chest.

A/S: Looks like the Shadow Mirrors plan ended before it even got started. Be honest, paying for memory cards with the same amount of space as those half its price is pretty messed up. Hopefully, the next version of The PS Vita will allow us to use our PSP's memory sticks, which would be nice.