Chapter 2: Hinata and Sakura
Sam: And we are back with chapter two. It is time for Kankuro to ask Hinata the set of questions that we have come up with. Kankuro.
Kankuro: Ok first question: How would you make your first impression?
"Um..." Hinata thought about it for a long time. "I would probably say nice things and maybe make him something." She finally replied.
Kankuro:Second Question, what would your plans be if you decided to go out on a date with him?
This time Hinata began to blush a little. She wanted to go out with Naruto for the longest time, but never got the courage to ask. Now she was being forced to answer that kind of question infront of half of the sand village. "I would probably go out to eat or something. I'm not really good with planning dates." She replied really fast. Why did she say the last sentence? Hinata didn't mean to say that. Great, if Naruto was watching then that might have ruined my chances of ever being with him! Hinata thought.
Kankuro: Question three: How would you deal with his horrible attitude, I mean, he is a murderer.
Temari:Kankuro you retard! You weren't supposed to ask that one!
Hinata answered anyway. "Murderer? I don't think I could deal with that. What if he kills me? Then there would have been no point in coming here!" She wanted to leave and go find Naruto but she couldn't just leave in the middle of the show...or could she?
Kankuro: Next question: How would your reaction be if he proposed to you?
Hinata's face turned red as a strawberry and she started fidgeting. She began staring in all different directions, then she stared at the door. "I-I...u-umm...I-I d-don't really k-know." She replied. Damn it Hinata!! she thought.
Kankuro:Final question. How would you feel if my brother actually picked you?
That's it. Hinata couldn't answer that one. She stood up and ran towards the back doors. When she got outside, Naruto was sitting there on one of the steps.
"Oh it's over that quickly huh? What he didn't pick you?" Naruto asked. He sounded a little mad.
"Naruto I love you!" Hinata said without thinking...or stuttering. Naruto stared at her, shocked.
"You mean that?" He asked standing up, that surprised look on his face.
"Y-yea." She said.
"YAY! Now I won't have to marry my ramen!! I'd probably eat it all anyway but who wouldn't? It's so good! Let's go back to Konoha and eat some ramen!" Naruto exclaimed. Hinata smiled.
"Naruto, I swear, by the time you are thirty, you will be the fattest person alive from eating all that ramen every day."Hinata said. Naruto gave her an evil stare then laughed.
Inside...
Temari: Alright then...I guess we can start asking our second girl these questions. Sakura stop giving Ino evil glares! I will be the one asking the questions. First question. How would you make your first impression?
"Well," began Sakura, "I would probably bring flowers, and be really nice, making sure not to screw up, like Ino would."
"HEY! You know that I had a better chance with Sasuke that you would have EVER had!" Ino shouted. She stood up from her chair. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"I don't like anyone." He said. "Maybe some day but for now, I am single."
"Sasuke," asked Ino, "Is it because you are gay?" The question was out of the blue. She didn't mean to ask that but it was getting to her for a while. Sasuke never had a girlfriend. The whole audience gasped.
"WHAT?!" Sasuke asked. He stood up and balled his hands into fists.
Sam: SASUKE SIT DAMMIT!
Sasuke slowly sat down giving both of the girls the "after the show, outside in the parking lot" look.
Temari:Second question Sakura. What are your date plans?
"I'd probably go out to eat or dancing or somewhere romantic." Sakura replied.
Temari:How would you deal with his messed up personality?
Gaara: Wait wait wait. You make it sound like I am a horrible person. What the hell Temari? I thought this was a show where you get people to like me not hate me even more!
Temari:Gaara I have duct tape and am not afraid to use it.
"I might be able to get used to it after a while, depending on how he acts. I don't really know Gaara so I don't know exactly what his personality is like. Maybe you guys are putting him down a little too much." Sakura said.
Gaara:Yeah Temari and Kankuro.
Temari:Gaara remember what I said.
Gaara:You know what Temari. Screw you and your duct tape let me go I need cookies!!
Temari:Sakura, How would your reaction be to his proposal?
"I don't know enough about him to respond to that question." Sakura said.
Temari: Finally, How would you feel if he picked you out of the others?
"Umm...I don't know. At least I know that someone likes me other than that chicken butt hair cut up there in the fourth row." Sakura said looking at Sasuke.
Temari:Ok then. We have finished with our second girl. Sam you may now take over. Ino Yamanaka be prepared.
"I'm always ready." Said Ino.
A/N: Next chapter, Ino Yamanaka. I am going to ask her the questions in the next chapter. Possible girl fight...after that, the shocking conclusion!!
