Thanks for the reviews! you guys made my day...s. I still don't own shit. This chap is M - language, violence, adult situations (what ever the F that means). And just incase you were wondering, this story is set in the 90's so I am trying to incorperate music, slang, and fashion trends from the era. Just for fun really. But if you have any FUNNY high school stories or 90's tid bits you want me to use let me know and I'll do my best to get them in and do them justice. Thanks again! Enjoy!

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The Party

In the kitchen of the Toretto home, Mia was dancing her ass off to C&C Music Factory's Gonna Make You Sweat when her older brother walked in.

"Wow Mia you look soooo cool," he harassed her.

"Yeah, so does your hair cut, MC Hammer…" she spat back pointedly

Dom began to put a sandwich together at the counter. With his back turned to her, she had the perfect opportunity.

"Everybody pants down!" she yelled in rhythm with the music as she pulled his pants to the ground and ran off.

"Oh yeah, that's real mature!" he shouted after her, trying not to trip on his ankle bound pants.

"Just like those pants!" she replied from somewhere with a wicked laugh.

"My pants are fresh," he said reassuringly to himself as he pulled up the brightly colored parachutes.

The phone rang a moment later and Dom answered.

"Are we still going to that party tonight?"

"Oh hey Vince, uh hold on a sec," he peered around the room to make sure no one was eves dropping, "ok, hell yeah we're going! Tonight's going to be so awesome!"

"Oh? And why's that?" Dominic's dad had suddenly appeared behind him.

"Uh, hi dad, I thought, you left already," he said nervously.

"I left my wallet here, don't change the subject, I asked you a question,"

"It's just that, well," he tried to stall and think of a lie, "me and Vince have dates tonight," he thought it remotely true.

"That's great!" Enzo laughed and grabbed his son up in a suffocating hug, "I can't believe it! Why didn't you tell me before? Damn, too bad I won't be here… I'll get Mia to take pictures," the big man laughed again, before heading off to see his daughter.

"Did you catch that?" Dom spoke into the phone again in disbelief.

"Every word… so much for keeping that on the down low…" Vince replied.

"What are you scheming this time Vincent,"

"Dad, I'm hangin with Dom, like I do every Friday night,"

"Well, you better not get in any trouble, I've fucking had it with your bullshit,"

"I haven't done anything in like…"

"What about setting the kitchen on fire?" Colonel Vincent Abraham Sansone Sr. was beginning to lose his temper with his son.

"That was an accident! I was trying to cook a pizza because ever since mom left there's been nothing but sandwiches in this house, and I'm fucking sick of it."

"Don't you dare speak to me in that tone boy! I know you, every school year you find a new low to sink to, and it you fuck up again I'm sending you to military school," he ended by waiving his hand at Vince who stood there in silence, "that's means dismissed young man!"

Vince cringed a bit and ran out the door. Jumping on his bike as fast as humanly possible and cruised over to the Toetto's. Enzo Toretto had left earlier that afternoon for a race up state leaving his two children alone for the weekend.

"Ewe Dominic! I bet she isn't even pretty!" Mia loved bugging her brother, it was how they bonded.

"Yeah, she looks like you," he teased.

"Gross! I bet it's not even a girl, I bet it's a guy!" she laughed at her joke, as Don became increasingly disturbed.

Just then there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" she shouted as she darted out of the room to the door. She swung it open expecting to find what she hoped would be a hideous female date for her brother, instead…

"Oh hi Vince," she said quietly with a big smile on her face. She could feel the butterflies flapping in her tummy. And she blushed when he spoke.

"Hey Mi," he replied with a big smile, and as he walked in she ran off again.

"It is a boy! HAHAH!" she cackled as she disappeared into her room. Dom rolled his eyes at her comment.

"Your sister is acting weird," Vince said as he approached Dom.

"Yeah, I think she's crushin on you," Vince only responded with an awkward look, "so you're here early, I thought you said that parties don't start till 10:30 or 11:00,"

"Yeah, well, the Colonel was breathing down my neck again, "you're going to military school you worthless swine!"" both boys laughed as Vince mocked his dad, "plus I thought we could do some pre-game-age!" he whipped out a flask and drank some before passing it over to Dom.

"Awesome!" Dom took a large swig.

"What are you guys doing? Is that alcohol? Dad is goin to be sooo pissed at you," Mia said smugly as she had again appeared without anyone's knowledge.

"Mia! First of all, knock! Two, don't cuss, that'll piss dad off too, three, dads not going to know, and lastly, go pack your stuff, you're spending the night at Letty's."

"Dominic!" she whined, "why?"

"What's the problem? I thought she was your best friend?"

"Don't be stupid, of course she is… but every now and then I'd like to spend some time with my brother," she said sadly. Dom threw one arm around her neck and dragged her in to the hallway in noogie position.

"Listen up sis, I love you ok? But I have to go to this party, its essential to my survival. I mean I am trying to build a legacy! So when you get to high school you'll be ridin the wave of the king!"

She flicked him in the forehead and it broke his daydream.

"Hate to burst your bubble king Dom," she said mockingly, "but I think I'll kill my self the day I become known as Dom's little sister," she gave him a fake smile and stalked off to her room to pack. Dom could hear Vince laughing from his room and rolled his eyes accordingly.

All three of them walked 4 houses down to Leticia Archuleta's house. The boys left when Mia was inside.

Mia greeted Letty's mom before running up stairs to her friend's room. Letty was listening to the radio, Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal filled the air, hanging her new In Living Color poster up.

"Awesome poster," Mia commented as she walked in the room.

"I know! My mom just got it for me! … So what's with the last minute sleepover? Not that I mind but,"

"Ugh, stupid Dominic and Vince are going to some party,"

"Oh," she paused a moment, "I can't wait till we can party with them!" she blurted out with a big smile and it took Mia a moment to respond.

"Me either!" the two giggled, "So have you noticed that Vince is getting really cute?"

"Ewe. No. but you brother is!"

"Now it's my turn to say ewe. And no change on your end."

"What can I say? Dom is amazing," Letty stopped talking when she noticed Mia rolling her eyes and pretending to gag at the conversation, "sorry… hey look what I stole!"

"Oh my god!"

Letty dug under her bed and pulled out pack out Marlboro reds.

"You wanna try 'em?" she asked, one eyebrow raised intensely. Mia paused again.

"Ok,"

Vince pulled his hair back in to a pony tail and Dom flexed in the mirror, putting the finishing touches on their looks and egos before leaving the house. They rode their bikes over to Tony the quarterback's house and chained them to a tree down the block… just in case. When they made it to the house, the party was already kickin. There was a blonde girl puking in the front yard and some guy taking a leek on a random car. The music was bumpin and as they approached the front door they heard glass breaking inside.

Upon entering they saw a broken chandelier on the floor that had apparently come loose from the ceiling when some idiot tried to play Tarzan on it.

"Well shit… that's gonna leave a mark," Tony said regretfully, scratching his head with one hand, and then he noticed Vince and Dom, "Hey guys! I was beginning to think you guys weren't going to make it… its cool though, keg is this way," he motioned from them to follow.

"This is my girl Kia," Tony introduced her as the boys filled their cups.

"Hey," she waived nonchalantly and peered at them through liquor laden eyes.

Kia was beautiful. She was tall and thin, not creepy thin, just toned, and had long legs shown off by her short dress. Her short blonde hair swayed with her as she bobbed to the music. Soon Tony ran off to remedy another house party crisis.

"So are you having a good time?" Dominic tried awkwardly to strike up a conversation with Kia.

"Yeah… although it helps when your high," she added under her breath.

"Right on sister!" Vince held up his hand for her to high five, she responded with a confused disgusted look. He tried to play it off. "Oh man, I see Chucky Hennessey, I'm gonna say hi," Vince pointed toward his friend before darting off.

"I'm going to go outside and smoke… you coming?" Kia asked. She was so cool, not nervous at all, of course what she would have to be nervous about Dominic had no idea. He nodded in agreement to follow her.

"It's like, sooo hot in there," she commented while lighting a smoke, then offered him one which he refused. He couldn't help but stare at her, memorized almost.

"There's so many people here, I don't think anyone would have noticed if you lit one up inside,"

"I wish, Tony would freak,"

"Some fool just ripped the chandelier out of the ceiling I don't think a cigarette tops that,"

She laughed.

"First high school party?" She sat down in a lawn chair exposing more of her legs.

"How could ya tell?" he joked and they both chuckled.

Just then the fat overall wearing football fool approached with a creepy grin and handed a drink to Kia.

"I noticed you were with out,"

"Thanks Bubba," she failed to show sincerity, but rather disgust, she took a sip and turned to Dom "you should go find your friend and have a good time, I gotta ditch this freak anyway," she motioned at the fat man and tossed her butt. She shot him a cute, genuine smile before walking the other way.

Dominic stood stunned a moment. He didn't know it yet but he would spend the better part of the next few months completely infatuated with her.

Mean while…

"Well shit Chuck it was good talking to ya but I gotta find Dom,"

"Radical man, I'll see you at school," the squat Mexican replied.

Vince made his way through the crowd wondering how exactly he was going to find Dom. And as he was about to get frustrated he encountered two topless girls making out in the kitchen.

"Best party ever," he said to himself before moving on to the back yard.

Just as he stepped outside he saw a guy with a leggy female slung over his shoulder disappear around the corner. He thought he recognized the dude as the one that shoved him in the locker, so he followed. As he turned the corner he had lost them, but refused to stop looking. Seeing a bush rustle behind the guest house he went to check it out. He found that fat bastard with his overalls half off and Kia on the ground, passed out cold with her dress unzipped and panties around her ankles.

"What the fuck are you doing dude? She's thrashed!" Vince ran up and pushed the half dressed guy that probably weighed more than twice what he did.

"What? Didn't I shove you in a locker twerp?" He spun around, anger filling his eyes, and Vince was scared. But he had to stand up for what was right.

"Just walk away man, leave her alone,"

"I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck, and then get back to what you interrupted," Bubba said in a creepily-calm voice as he buckled the straps of his overalls.

The words oh shit were the only things running through Vince's head. He had no doubt of this fat fuck's ability to…well… what he said. But he balled up his fists anyway and tried to see a way to get close enough to kick him in the nuts. Because it don't matter how big you are…one shot in the nads and you're down.

"What the hell is goin on back here?" Tony shouted rounding the corner of the guest house. He saw his girl passed out, and some punk kid and his friend at odds.

"I caught this little butt-ball back here with Kia,"

"What! No I caught him!" Vince pointed to the fatty, desperate for Tony to believe him.

But instead Tony leapt on him like some type of lemur that had mutated into the hulk. Vince hit the ground with a thud and the air rushed out of his lungs as he felt the quarterback's fist connect with his face.

After a few minutes the beating was over. And Vince lay defeated on the spongy grass.

"Now get the hell outta here, I'll kill you next time dweeb," Tony emphasized his point by delivering one last kick to Vince's ribs. Tony rushed off to Kia and whisked her away quickly. Bubba crouched down next to Vince.

"Have you learned your lesson yet?" he whispered and then dropped a giant loogie on V's face. He snickered then left.

Vince was a bloody mess and was barely conscious, he rolled over and spit out a red phlegm wad and with it came one of his teeth. And although in pain, he managed to make it to where the bikes were parked. He figured it best to rest for a moment and wait for Dom. And there was no way in hell he was going back to that party. So he crawled into a near by bush where he could see the bikes but no one would see him. The last thing he wanted was another ass kicking. All he could think about was payback on that fat shit that had thus far succeeded in making his life a living hell.

"Worst party ever," he said to himself while he waited.

Vince eventually passed out, and when he woke in the morning the only bike remaining was his own.

Mia and Letty had snuck out late in the night to try their hands at smoking. Unfortunately it didn't quite agree with them. After a few, the two of them spent the next couple of hours sharing a toilet bowl.

"I wonder if the boys had a good time," Mia said between heeves.

"Whatever happened, it couldn't be worse than thiaHHHHHHHHSSS," Letty ended her sentence in the crapper.


This story may not be my best quality of writing, but it is fun anyway. Next? Vince exacts his revenge, Doms crush deepens, will it get him in trouble? And what will Mia a Letty get into next?