A/N: Helloz everyeone! I'm rlly happy people are reading dis story. Makes me feel so hapy! Here iz the next chappie!

I must have fainted because when I woke up on the train platform nine and three quarters had already disapeared. Lizzy is sitting across from me. "What were you saying about werewolves on Friday?" asks Lizzy, who is sitting across from me.

"Oh, nothing." I say.

I do not want to reveal my plan. At school I will try to make a potion to turn myself into a werewolf, but I cant tell Lizzy because she is sure to tell one of the teachers. I hate it when teachers get in the way of my plans. There are going to be many new teachers at school this year. I dont care about most of them because I am only taking two classes, potions and divination. I am training to become one of those witches mundanes - I mean mortals - I mean muggles go to so they can get their fortunes told. The potions will help me cook up majick brews for them to buy. Divination will, of course, allow me to tell fortunes. I will be the most emo soothsayer ever to walk the earth.

Finally we get to Hogwarts. Lizard is delighted to see the thestrals. "Look Hjmilkob! Aren't they cute?" she tells me.

"They r qoot!" I yell back. (I can see them 666% because of my trajic backstory because my parentz wer killed by despair and becasue i'm super emo!)

I flip my black hair to cover my I becaus i need 2 look more emo. Then i remeber! It is the rong way. I part my hair to the other side, because it iz a monday, so it should be on the left side because it's Monday.

Inside the casle everyone is staring at Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Suddenly the sorting hat starts floating and talking. That is unusual, I think. "That one should be in SLYTHERINE11!111111!" says the hat pointing to Harry Potter at the Griffindore table.

"There must be some hat malfunchon" says Proffessor McGonigal, the Headmistres.

She stuffes the hat into a box. Then she goes on some rammble introdusing teachers and such. I ignore her for a while. I only take two classes and I already know my divination teachers are Proffessors Trelawny and Firenze. During most of the spech i contemplate the hopelessniss of life and the blackness in my soul 'cause im so emo. I tune back in when she introduces the potions teacher. I hope he is good because not only do I take classes in the potions room, I also use the cubboard as my bedroom. I am not disapointed. "The new potions teacher is Proffessor Snek, Proffessor Snape's second cusin once removed," says the Headministeress.

Proffesor Snek looks just like Profesor Snape, but he is wearing black eyeliner and had his black hair up in spikes. His robes look like they were stolen from dementors. His shiney, blak, pointed shoes shone shineyly in the candle light. Profezzor Snek had skin so pail it looks lik the ded faces of my ennemys. I can tell by his appearence that he is also emo.

On the way to the potions room i see a figure in the hall. I wonder if its Proffesor Snek. It turns out to be Harry Potter. "Hi," says Harry.

"Hi," I say, woundering whats going on.

"Are you a pureblood?" asks Harry.

"Yes," I say.

Harry nods at me, then, whithout another word, he says nothing more to me as he disapears into the night.

In the cubboeard I study my skedual. I have alot of frre time because Im only taking two classes. That is great news because I can use the rest of my time making a potion that could turn me into a werewolf. I look through one of the potions books until I find what im looking for. The potion to turn peple into werewolfs is called the Lilac potion for some reason. Everyone loves lilac.