A/N: I am really sorry I haven't updated anything I am writing. But I have an excuse, f*cking exams for Cambridge and work...also for , the schools in Mexico are taking this exams for checking your english and helping you improve and yadda yadda. But their language is so difficult! They change a lot of words -.-' and me don't likes it. Also, right now, I am suffering a horrible,supposedly, allergy and it is killing me. And above all that, my computer started to malfuction last week, the charger wouldn't cooperate with me and so my parents took it to a computer center. Worst of all is that I had all the stories I am working on in there and I wasn't that intelligent to even pass them to my USB. Right now, I am using my mom's laptop and the story you are about to read is also in my dA account (BTW I have been banned from dA until new news come, I can't talk about it here :C). All right stop listening to my problems and read the next one-shot please. Oh and btw I got stupid when I wrote this back on dA, so don't tell me what is wronmg about this please.
DISCLAIMER: I totally don't own MvA, only the Junior Novel and a copy of it. I do own that little soldier in there :3
The big gray room was eerily quiet. Not always you could have this silence in Area 52. The cockroach-headed mad scientist was working on another invention; he was sitting at his wooden chair in what he called his "invention zone". Even though they were already free and 50 years had already passed, Link, the half-ape, half-fish hybrid, was still playing cards with B.O.B., the always happy blue blob. Link was winning, even though he didn't had the help of the giant, orange butterfly. The 50 foot woman was using the big screen, checking important messages from the people they have helped around the world. They were silent, until the doctor got up from his chair and went directly to the giant metal door without saying anything.
"Hey doc! Where are ya going?" Link asked.
"To show my new experiment to General Monger!" Dr. Cockroach answered without even looking back.
"That's weird" Link said.
"What's weird?" B.O.B. asked as he looked up from his cards.
"The Doc is spending too much time with the same invention and he goes too much with Monger" Link said.
"If you ask me, I think the doctor is just working in something important that the general needs" Susan said taking her eyes off the screen for a moment .
"Maybe" Link shrugged and continued his game of Poker with B.O.B.
"Bingo!" B.O.B. yelled and threw his hands into the air.
"B.O.B., for the hundredth time, this is Poker! Not Bingo!" Link said between clenching teeth.
"What were we doing?" B.O.B. asked totally confused now. Link just slapped himself in defeat.
"Phew, I finally finished with the messages" Susan said rubbing her tired eyes.
"Hey, isn't that folder still missing?" Link asked as he approached the white-haired giantess.
"Oh please, don't tell me that" Susan groaned tiredly.
"Hey girl, leave this one to old Linkster and go to rest a bit" Link said.
"You sure?"
"Absolutely"
"Well then, but you must take care of B.O.B. too"
"Ugh, 'kay I'll have an eye on blue boy"
"Thanks Link, see you later guys" she then left to her room, leaving Link and B.O.B. alone in the gray room.
"Alright, let's see what this is about" Link cracked his knuckles and started to search what was in the computer's folder. He tried to open it but he needed a password, and the Doc was the only one that knew every single password of the facility.
"Hey Link!"
Link got startled by B.O.B. and lost his balance making him fell to the floor.
"B.O.B.! Don't do that while I'm busy!"
"Sorry Link" B.O.B. pouted as a five-year-old innocent child.
"Please don't scare me like that, 'kay?" Link said a bit less harsh.
"Okay" B.O.B. said then went oozing around the room searching for something to do. Link got to his feet and found out that he accidentally got the correct password while landing his tail on the controls. He searched through the files but found nothing else than a program with the name "S.C.M.O." He was very curious about it, so he clicked on it and a new window opened. He figured out it was Monger's office. He could see Monger doing a bad imitation of the Moon Walking and stiffing his laughs. Link turned up the volume a little and noticed they were listening to a mix of 50's and 80's music.
"Not bad Monger, not bad"
"Well doctor, I'm gettin' old. This general can't dance like before"
"True, but now it's my turn"
Dr. Cockroach then started to do his movements while Monger just stared with a hand over his mouth. Link couldn't stand it anymore and so he burst out laughing not caring who was with him or if anyone was watching him. B.O.B. came over and watched with a confused expression what was happening.
"Why is the Doc dancing with Monger like that?" he asked innocently.
"I have no intelligent answer to that!" Link managed to say before bursting into a maniacal laugh that made Susan get out of her room.
"Guys, what's going on here?" she asked with an annoyed, yet worried, tone. She got to the computer and her face instantly changed to one of amazement and confusion. "Why is the Doctor at the General's office dancing?" she asked.
"No idea!" Link answered. Suddenly, someone's shadow appeared at the door's window and the knock was barely audible by the loud music. The door opened a bit and they could see young Kyle Smith's head staring at the General and the Doctor in shock. He closed the door making Monger and the Doc jump in surprise but then continued dancing.
Kyle then entered to the main room while Susan, B.O.B. and Link were still watching the two old guys dance.
"Dudes, I just went to clarify something with the General, and suddenly I find him dancing with-"he was cut in mid sentence as he saw the three monsters at the computer using a program he knew about "Why are you guys using that program?" he asked.
"No idea, I left Link here to check some messages and when I heard laughing, I found him watching this and didn't knew what to ask him" Susan said.
"I found this portfolio with the name ¨S.C.M.O.¨ and then this appeared!" Link said in defense.
"Link that initials mean Secret Camera at Monger's Office" Kyle said understanding the situation.
"You knew about this?" Susan asked.
"It was just a joke the personnel did to Monger months ago, I thought they uninstalled the camera after that".
"Well this proves they didn't and they really know how to have fun!" Link said.
"Okay man, show me what you got" Monger said as he changed the music to a hip hop type.
"Get on the dance floor
show me what you got
now use your movements
and start rolling like a ball"
Doctor Cockroach sang pretending he was a rapper. Then the Doctor stopped as he spotted something on the wall.
"General, is that what I think it is?" he asked nervous for the answer.
"What are ya talking about?" Monger asked confused.
"The small lens on the wall" the Doc said.
Monger turned his head to where the Doctor was telling him and moved closer to it. He then yelled "Shut down that useless camera!" The lens then closed as soon as he finished the sentence.
"Um…General…what now?" the Doc asked.
"Let's pretend nothing happened here, okay?" the general said-
"Okay" was the only word Doctor Cockroach could get his mouth to form.
"Now, time for our limbo contest".
A/N: It was stupid, I know, but I wanted so much to update this one-shots C:
Anyway, I hope you did like it, please review, do constructive criticism, don't eat yer vegetables and be good kids :D
P.S.Time for a random question: Who of you is bi-WINNING?
