CHaPtER 2: Naruto's crush on the new kid

AN: Hey everypony! So I'm back and here with a new chapter, and I hope you like it. This time Naruto gets to meet the new student, I wonder who it could be? You'll just have to wait and see hehehehehhehehehehehhdheheehemwhahahahahaah ! FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Naruto was just looking at the empty apartment, his guardian was Jiryaia was the principal of the school and doesn't arrive home until late into the night. He just knelt down and petted his feral raccoon named Gaara. He snuggled with the raccoon and gave him small kisses on the head and nose. The raccoon sneered and bit Naruto on the lip and Naruto starts to imagine making out with the new kid and finds himself making out with an angry Gaara. The raccoon starts hissing and clawing at Naruto but Naruto himself starts to enjoy it, holding tightly on the raccoon and just whispering dirty things into Gaara's ear. Then Naruto falls to the ground and ruffle's Gaara's fur and nibbles on the furry creature's ear. Then there was a knock on the door.

Sasuke arrives at the door and knocks and Naruto answers with Gaara in his arms. When Naruto opens the door he drops Gaara to seem cooler but the raccoon bites at Naruto's pants. Next thing Naruto knows, he's in his underwear in front of Sasuke. "OH MY GOODNESS OH MY DAMN!"

Sasuke looks at Narutoad (AN: that's my nickname for Naruto) with bored eyes and sighs. "What a waste of time."

Naruto just tries to laugh it off, while Sasuke's about to leave. But just then "Wait!" Shouted Naruto! "What do you want?" Said Sasuke like a cool guy

"Well, I just thought you could stick around and help me finish this cocoa I was making?"

"Hmph. Sounds like a waste of time." Stated Sasuke

"You might enjoy it. Here. Try it!" Naruto said with the enthusiasm of a hoppity frog

"Fine. Sounds like a good way to kill some time."

Sasuke sips the coco. He blushes and shrugs "Hmph. I guess it's alright if you like ass."

"Gee thanks, Sasuke!" Said Naruto more happy than he's been in a very long time

Sasuke hmhaps. "So you're probably wondering how I found your address, well I just followed you home. I noticed that you were staring at me earlier at the school."

Naruto blushed so red that he was black. "Oh really? I didn't mean to stare it was just that you were…well…um." Naruto looked down at his fingernails.

Sasuke smiled slightly, but in an emo and angsty way. His hair shone even more darker than ever. "Oh really? I was what?"

Naruto didn't answer instead he just jumped onto of the table and threw Sasuke to the ground! "It's complicated Sasuke! My face is so warm that it burns and I just really want your man carrot inside me!"

Sasuke blushes redder than an indian sun. "Oh Naruto carrots are a waste of time, I'll show you how much I FEEL FOR YOU BABY" he grabs Naruto's hand, kisses his orange hairy knuckles and puts Naruto's hand over Sasuke's man-eggplant. It is firm and ready for harvest.

Naruto blushes again, even more than black, so black that he turned white. "Sasuke! You shouldn't! Oh my kami my hand is on your huge erection!"

Sasuke just looked into the sky. "Hmph. Naruto you're such a perverted waste of time."

Secretly at this very moment inside of Sasuke's mind the following thoughts were happening.

This Naruto boy feels so kimochi. I just… I just don't know how to react. I'm loosing my mind over this! Keep cool. Gotta keep cool… Gotta… I gotta… gotta… Keep his hand on my man-lemon… Ahh~ Feels so good!~

Quite a large chunk of time had gone by while Naruto's hand was on his man-cabbage. And Sasuke just realized this.

Sasuke flipped the fuck out!

No, he had lost his cool past words. It was undescribable. Naruto didn't know how to react. He ran into his house and started flipping furniture over. Kiba was going to have a hard time after this incident.

Sasuke followed Naruto into the house and started to punch holes in the wall. They were destroying the house.
Naruto realized that his house was getting ruined by the two of them, mostly Sasuke with the huge dents he was leaving in the walls. It made Naruto hard. Naruto said, "Let's go calm down in my bath tub because I have salt scents and aroma!"

Sasuke just punched another hole in the wall. "No, that sounds like a waste of time."

Naruto picked up the coca that was in the sink and dumped it all over Sasuke. "Now you need A BATH!"

Sasuke just took his shirt off and walked over to the freezer and put an ice cube all over his chest. "No, I'm fine."

Naruto just drags Sasuke to the bathroom and strips the beautiful bishie to his boxers. Sasuke blushes and tried to cover his chest with his hands.

Naruto yelled, "Show me your tittas Sasuke!"

Sasuke looked away. "No gaiz I'm shy."

Naruto pulled down his boxers and then Sasuke's boxer and then he pushed him into the bathtub. Water splashed everywhere and Sasuke yelped in ectasy as Naruto became to motorboat Sasuke's chest.

"Ah! Ah! AH! Naruto stop we must stop this! I can't take this anymore! I have to pee! This is a complete waste of TIME!"

Naruto growled like a fox toad and grabbed Sasuke's man balloon and tugged at it as if he was trying to turn sasuke into a eunich. Sasuke yelped out like an apethetic fox! He was out of it and Naruto had pushed him right back into the bathtub, beginning to drown and asfixyiate him.

Sasuke was being pounded into the bathtub with his head thrown into the ceramic. (but don't worry gaiz, he'll be a ok!) Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. He just couldn't hold his bladder, and peed all over Naruto!

Naruto laughed manhiacly and blushed all over the place. Naruto's head delusions gave Sasuke enough time to get away through the three-story window.

Sasuke broke his leg from the high fall. "Hmph. This pain is such a waste of time." Said Sasuke in pain on the cold dead leaves.

Naruto looked at the bath water, the water that Sasuke bathed in, the water that Sasuke peed in, Sasuke's blood from the good pounding that Naruto gave him. Naruto ran out the door, and he was still naked but his thingy was really small so it didn't matter.

"Sasuke! Wait come back!"

Sasuke was just starting to limp home, then he turned away. "I don't love you Naruto anymore, the feelings are gone forever."

Naruto Jumped onto Sasuke's back and started to nibbled on Sasuke's ear. "But I can't live without you, no one ever pays any attention to me except for Kiba, he wouldn't like you leaving me like this."

Sasuke lets out a sigh. "I just wanted to kill time, but this is too much Naruto…I cannot love someone with a small M&Ms and tootsie roll."

Naruto let out a wail of pail and he cried into Sasuke's shoulder and also licked his neck.