AN: Alright well apparently many of you like this story, which makes me smile because I love it! I personally love Dave bugging Jason, so there will be tons more of that, but we are also saying goodbye to Max in this one. Poor Aaron. Now it's just the three of them, but have no fear! Morgan's coming next chapter and will goad the two old men. I repeat, poor Aaron. So, sit back, relax, have a good laugh and Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own the lovely arguments between Jason and Dave.

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"Do it" Rossi said. Jason rolled his eyes. He wasn't going to do what Rossi wanted him to do. "Come on old buffoon, do it!"

"I'm not going to do it" Jason muttered as he took a sip of his coffee, looking at the attractive woman behind Dave's head. Dave wanted him to ask her out, but the crazy man wouldn't do it. So Dave was going to do something about it. And of course embarrass him along the way.

"Excuse me, miss" Dave said as he turned around in his seat. The beautiful brunette looked up at Dave and smiled. Jason rolled his eyes. Every woman wanted to be with him and he loved knowing that fact. It kept his ego up. "I'm Dave, that's Hotch and Jason" Dave introduced. "We were wondering if you would like to join us so you didn't have to be so alone."

"I'd love to" she said, sliding out of the booth and moving her coffee to their table. She slid in next to Dave since Hotch was sitting next to Gideon. Jason shook his head, his eyes wide. What the hell was Rossi doing? "I'm Sarah" she said. Rossi smiled.

"It's nice to meet you Sarah. My best friend ever, Jason, is a mute, but I know just by his expressions that he loves you. So, I wanted to ask you on behalf of my mute friend, would you like to go out with him?" Hotch busted out laughing. Now that Katie had left him in charge of the two, the unit had grown closer, minus the fact that Max was leaving.

"I'm not mute" Jason said, glaring daggers at Dave. Dave looked at him in shock, tears came to his eyes as he hugged Sarah.

"Thank you, he hasn't spoken in four years and you have made him talk again" Dave said. He really should have been an actor instead. At least that was what his three ex-wives had all told him. Hotch was dying of laughter. Oh man, he wasn't supposed to encourage the two old coots, but that was hilarious.

"I'm glad I could help" she said sincerely, not understanding why Hotch was laughing. "And I would love to go out with you sometime" she said in sincerity. Rossi chuckled as Jason's eyes widened and she smiled at him. Sarah said wha?

"Great, he'll pick you up at your place Friday at 6" Rossi said with a grin. Jason's wide eyed surprise was quickly turned into a glare aimed directly at Rossi. He could talk not to mention the fact that Rossi knew Friday nights Jason stayed late to finish up reports before he headed to his cabin for the weekend.

"Sounds good and here" Sarah scribbled something onto a napkin and handed it to Jason, "is my address. I'll see you Friday. Gentlemen" she said sliding out of the booth and walking out of the coffee shop. Hotch bust out into laughter once more as Rossi grinned widely and Jason glared.

"I hate you both" he said before sliding out and walking away quickly. Rossi watched him go before turning back to Hotch, who was wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.

"Well, that was more fun than I thought it would be. Now Friday though, I'm going to love this!" he said with a chuckle. Hotch shook his head, smiling. Those two would be the death of him, but he couldn't wait to see what Dave had in store.

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Friday:

Hotch waited for what he was sure to be the most embarrassing moment of Jason's life. He didn't know what Rossi had planned, but if he was Jason, he would run for the hills while he still could. Although by the looks Rossi kept throwing him, he would be dragged into this too. He didn't know how to feel about that.

"Is that what you're wearing?" Rossi asked. So it began, Hotch thought as he finished up one report. Jason looked down at his clothes.

"Yep" he said. Rossi shook his head, but said nothing else.

"Where are you taking her?" he asked. That silence only lasted about a minute.

"1789" Jason responded. Rossi grunted but said nothing else. Another short pause. "What's wrong with what I'm wearing and the restaurant I chose?" Jason asked, his paranoia getting to him. Rossi smiled as Hotch dropped his head. This was just phase one.

"Well here I was thinking you wanted to impress her" Rossi said. Hotch shook his head, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. This was entertaining. "My mistake."

"I do want to impress her" Jason said. "Hence the damned suit and the fancy schmancy restaurant!" Rossi shook his head sadly. Jason just wasn't getting it.

"You need to kick it up a notch. I mean this is fine for a first date. A first and only date with this woman obviously" Rossi said. Jason leaned back in his seat.

"And what, pray tell, would you have done this fine evening?" Jason questioned. Rossi smiled and opened a desk drawer. There was a bad sign. Rossi had something planned.

"I would have taken her to my place and cooked an Italian meal then I would have taken her to the Kennedy Center to see some marvelous play. Afterwards we would have strolled through the streets of DC to see the monuments at night" Dave said, tossing a brochure over to him. "Or I would have taken her on that" he said. It was a brochure for a dinner cruise. Jason chucked the thing back at him, watching Dave laugh slightly. Getting under his skin was a lot of fun!

"I'm leaving to go pick her up" Jason said. Rossi stood too. As Jason left, Dave stood in the door way and watched him go.

"Don't forget curfew is at midnight, not a minute later and I want details!" Dave yelled out. The agents around stopped and stared as Jason gave Dave the finger. Dave turned back around to Aaron. "Our little boy is growing up so fast" he said, pretending to wipe away a tear. Aaron chuckled and packed his things, getting ready to head home. "Let's go wait for Jason" Dave said. Aaron stopped and stared.

"I'm sorry, what?" Dave chuckled.

"I'm going to the cabin because I know Jason will be there after this date. Come with me" he said, a large grin covering his face. Aaron laughed. The look on his face would be priceless.

"I'm in" he said. Dave clapped his hands together.

"Great, you're driving!"

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AN: I just had to do that! I thought it was hilarious. Debating on having Jason show up at the cabin then they spend the weekend together and when they come back BAM! There's Morgan… what do you guys think? Anyway, thanks for reading now please review!