Chains of Rivalry

Chapter 2

After kagura climbed to the roof, she covered her swollen forehead.

"That hurts like hell! Are all sadistic forehead suppose to be that hard?! I did my best to act cool in front of the readers. Did it work? I hope it did. It would be so embarrassing if they f-OFFU!" Gintoki interrupted Kagura's soliloquy with his Falcon punch.

"Hey listen bastard! Man, youngsters today need to listen to their elderly even once or they may get involve with something sketchy in the future." Gintoki then noticed something on Kagura's neck. "Speaking of which, Kagura, what are you doing? A foreplay?"

Kagura was confuse for a moment but suddenly realized the hanging leash on her neck. She was surprised and immediately enraged. "You Sadistic Doggie Bastard! You'll pay for this!"

Kagura was ready to do an ambush but Gintoki pulled the back collar of Kagura's cheongsam. "Calm down Kagura, don't be too hasty. Entering that kind of business maybe enjoyable for you at first but it would drown you in regret later on. I mean your still young and all. I suggest you cut it out bef-OFFU!" Kagura pulled Gintoki and smashed him down.

" You don't know what you're saying you lazy bum, I suggest you keep quiet." Kagura spit on him and looked at him with a wide-opened eyes full of disgust and irritation.

"Don't mistake me for a dirty woman, like the mistress you hid inside one of those cabinets in your room. You scumbag, I'll tie you together with that sadistic doggie and throw you into the Pacific Ocean." She said with a fearsomely calm and seriously irritated voice accompanied with a seriously scary aura and murderous eyes. Afterwards, she left and quickly move her way to target the enemy.


On the other hand, Okita was back in the Shinsengumi Headquarters with his head bleeding.

"Captain! What happened to you? Are you alright?" Yamazaki saw Okita in his condition. "I'm fine. More importantly, it's time to test this thing." Okita pulled out some kind of remote device.

"Captain, what's the remote for?" Yamazaki had gotten a bad intuition towards the remote Okita is holding out.

"Don't worry, it's just something I got from Am****n the other day." Okita pulled off the same smile he was wearing when he left that spot.

"It is a common thing to test products after you bought them, right?" Okita looked at Yamazaki with a sadistic face and smile. He then walked away juggling the remote in his hands. "This is dangerous. I wonder what Captain Okita is up to." Yamazaki just stood still wondering what counter measures he can do but obviously, he can't think of something because his brain is full of Anpan and Tama-san.

"NARRATOR-SAN STOP THAT!"

Yamazaki was thinking for so long when suddenly he heard the vice-chief, "YAMAZAKI! The hell are you doing?! Get back to work!" Hijikata swing his sword toward Yamazaki but Yamazaki dodged it. "Vice-chief you got it all wrong its –AHH!"Hijikata almost cut down Yamazaki yet then again, Yamazaki dodged it. Hijikata continue swinging his sword so Yamazaki has no other choice but to run away.