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Disclaimer: No, I don't own any part of "Alice", unfortunately. I would KILL to have his jacket or hat or shirt or headphones, though. Speaking of which! If anyone knows where you can get ANY of those, I'd be SUPER grateful if you let me know…

AN: I am so sorry for not getting this up until now… honest to God guys, I'm really sorry. I lost track of time and I've been super busy. This would have gone up earlier, but, even though I'm sick, I decided to go to school. And the only reason I went to school was because if I hadn't, I wouldn't have been able to go out on a date tomorrow with a guy I really like… =D

So, like… anyone else get distracted while they're writing? I mean, this chapter took me three hours, when something like this usually takes me an hour at the most. Haha, ahh. Stupid internet, distracting me with all your glory…

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Part Two:

Hatter awoke the next morning with a start, not remembering where he was. He gasped and looked around wildly for a moment before remembering--he was in Alice's apartment, on her couch. Last night she had told him a story about the two, of their adventure in Wonderland.

He had to admit, it was a good idea. He now knew what she had thought of him before, and now she'll know what he thought of her.

The whole day was a bore to Hatter, in all honesty. He just wanted to get home and finish the story. It was surprising that Hatter wanted the day to go by fast; they were shopping for clothes, and a new hat for him.

While they got some pretty nice clothes for him (mainly to Alice's tastes, which thankfully, Hatter liked most of it as well), they couldn't find him a hat. It didn't bother Hatter so much since he still had his old hat (the first night he changed his hat simply because it would have looked horrible with the clothes of Jack's he was borrowing), but Alice was bound and determined to find another one as well.

When they finally got home, Hatter was fidgety. He wanted the story. Now.

"Alice, can we finish the story now?" He asked hopefully as they sat down to dinner.

Alice laughed a little, shaking her head. "No, Hatter. Wait until it's bed time."

Hatter pursed his lips but didn't say anything.

And finally--finally--Alice said it was time for the story. She sat down, "Okay, now, where were we?"

"Actually, Alice. I was wondering if I could complete the story?"

Alice smiled a small smile and raised her eyebrow. "You know the story of Annie and Harvey?"

Hatter grinned. "I sure do, m'lady."

Alice laughed. "Well, then, by all means." She gestured for him to take it away.

Hatter cleared his throat and began: "Just for a small recap; Alice--"

"Annie!" Alice interrupted.

Rolling his eyes, Hatter corrected his mistake, "Annie went to some unknown place, met this amazingly handsome, completely awesome, devoid-of-faults guy named Hatt--"

"Harvey!"

"--Harvey, who even though she thinks is untrustworthy, is completely and totally trustworthy since he's just awesome like that. So, they go on adventures and go to a library--"

"Which almost killed Annie."

"--Where Harvey kicked ass and saved the day. They then had to run away from the White Frog," Hatter rolled his eyes at the stupid name, "and ended up facing a fierce Jabberwock--"

"JabberHut."

Exasperatedly, he complied. "JabberHut. Then a 'Knight' shows up, Annie and Harvey get in a fight, Annie leaves, get's captured and is basically tortured into telling Dr. Crazy and Dr. Insane where the location of the ring was.

"However, just as Ali--"

"Annie!"

"It's my story, I can tell it how I want. Now shh, missy, and stop interrupting me."

"Well, if you're not going to tell it right, then let me finish it."

"No," Hatter said, looking dejected. "I want to."

Alice sighed. "Fine. But one more mistake, and I'm finishing it."

Hatter glared at her and silently complied by continuing the story. "So, anyways. Just as Annie gave up hope, her knight in shining armor opened the door and saved her. She and Harvey managed to escape the building they were trapped in by riding the flamingos out of there.

"However, the suits shoot them down into the lake and when they both climb on shore, they start fighting, all because Annie wouldn't share the location of the ring with Harvey. She didn't trust him still, which hurt him a lot, simply because Harvey was a guy to trust. Sure, he made mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. But no matter what Harvey tried, she still wouldn't trust him. They were just getting to the climax of--"

Alice giggled.

Hatter's eyes went wide as he stared at Alice, flabbergasted. "Honestly? You're a woman. Women don't giggle at things like that!"

"I couldn't help it," she continued giggling, "it was just the way you said it!"

"I said it like regular."

Alice shook her head. "Nu-uh."

"Uhh… yes. I did."

"Nope."

"Yes! That's when they heard Ch--the Knight singing his 'hey nahnee nahnee' song, and Harvey managed to convince Annie to stay with the Knight until nightfall so he could go find a man so they could see Caterpillar so An--"

"No! It can't be the Caterpillar! He needs another name!"

"But it'll be a lot more easy if we just keep it the same way, Alice."

Alice shook her head stubbornly. "How about… Bug?"

"… Bug? Seriously?"

Alice nodded. "Bug."

Rolling his eyes, he continued. "Harvey went to see Bug so Annie could get home. It took him longer than he expected, and when he found Knight asleep and Annie gone, his heart wrenched in panic, thinking she had gone without him. However, he noticed that something of his that he lent her earlier was gone as well. Taking a hunch, he walked through the woods on a path and began up a hill when he saw her. With her dark brown hair, arms crossed, looking into the horizon. His throat clenched, making it difficult to swallow and he almost didn't want to go up to meet her--what if she sent him away? He forced himself to continue up the hill and she turned to meet him.

"The first words out of Annie's mouth were, 'I didn't think you were coming back'.

"Harvey grinned at this, simply because when she said that, it meant she wanted him to be in her life for at least just a little bit longer. It made him really happy to hear that. He told her that Bug would meet up with them and they started walking back down to the Knight's camp. This is when Annie confessed one of her deepest secrets--what if she couldn't get back through the Looking Glass--ehrmm, I mean… Reflection Window and Harvey told her the truth: that he would make sure she was safe as long as he was alive.

"They looked into each other's eyes and subconsciously leaned in closer. Harvey's chest was thumping, thinking that he finally got a chance to kiss this girl. The girl who drove him completely insane. This girl who was very pretty, especially in a wet dress--"

"Shh! That part wasn't in the story!" Alice hissed.

Hatter blinked in surprise. He had thought Alice fell asleep sometime during his narrative, since she hadn't moved or spoken until then in a while.

"They were about to kiss when the cock blocker--"

"Hatter!"

"What!?"

"You know what," she said, moving her head so she could look him dead in the eyes.

Hatter sighed. "When Bug came and interrupted them. He seemed nonchalant and whatnot, but both parties (don't deny it) were very disappointed that it didn't pull through. Bug said that he knew the way for her to get back to her world and Annie went.

"It took Harvey all of five minutes to decide he needed to go with her.

"Determined, he ran after them and just as Bug pushed her through the Reflection Window. He stopped right before he went through, thinking this through. Did he want to spend the rest of his life here, where he had been all of his life, or with the girl he loved?

"He jumped in.

"Annie was walking away, a crumpled look of defeat on her face. 'Annie!' Harvey yelled at her retreating figure. She whirled around, surprised. 'Harvey?' Harvey ran up to her and hugged her. As they hugged, Annie said, 'you have no idea how happy I am to see you'.

"Harvey had a small inkling he did."

Alice and Hatter sat in silence for a while, taking the story in. It was their life alright. Minus Mr. High and Mighty, which Hatter didn't mind at all. He was actually really glad Alice had taken him out…

Alice shifted slightly, leaning on her right hand. She placed her forehead on Hatter's chin. "Hatter?"

"Yes?"

Alice waited a moment before answering. "I missed you more."

Not expecting that at all, Hatter basically did a double take. "Wh-what!? I don't think so! In real life I had to go three weeks! You only had to go two days. I believe I missed you more."

Alice shook her head. "Nope, sorry."

"I missed you more and that's final," Hatter said.

Alice looked him straight in the eye. "You'll learn soon that women win every fight. Every time."

"You won't--"

He couldn't finish his sentence because Alice has kissed him. She brought one hand around his neck and the other trailed down his chest. He moaned in agreement.

She stopped and smiled. "I win."

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So, obviously the story would be a bit off since Jack wasn't in it (haha, I honestly forgot how much of an important character he was…) but I hoped you liked it all the same. Please let me know, through PM or review.

For a reminder, Annie was Alice, Harvey was Hatter, the Knight is Charlie, Bug is Caterpillar and the Reflection Window is the Looking Glass.

Also! I'm sorry if I got the specific quotes wrong… I actually probably did. I haven't seen the movie in forever, so I apologize for any added/wrong words in there.

-UbiquitousPhantom-