10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen
1. Ask him to bite you.
2. Give Bella a knife for her birthday
3. Every time he walk past you sing 'Like a virgin'
4. Tell him to eat a sandwich
5. When he refuses tell him that anorexia is unhealthy.
6. Every time he walks past picture Jacob naked
7. Ask him 'What kind of a man sparkles?!?'
8. Whenever he leaves beg him not to. Again.
9. Ask him why he watches people sleep, like a pedophile would.
10. Every time your near him scream 'MIND RAPE!!!'
What you think??
Who should I do next & which one was your favourite?
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