10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

1. Ask him to bite you.

2. Give Bella a knife for her birthday

3. Every time he walk past you sing 'Like a virgin'

4. Tell him to eat a sandwich

5. When he refuses tell him that anorexia is unhealthy.

6. Every time he walks past picture Jacob naked

7. Ask him 'What kind of a man sparkles?!?'

8. Whenever he leaves beg him not to. Again.

9. Ask him why he watches people sleep, like a pedophile would.

10. Every time your near him scream 'MIND RAPE!!!'


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