Author's note: There are many ASDF movie references in this one. Also, this fic was just supposed to be a short two-shot which I had already written, so it's finished now.


It was good to be back to normal size. However, Link had both of his arms, one leg, and several ribs broken. Also, his skull was cracked. The elf was currently sitting in the hospital at the Smash Mansion, plotting his revenge on the red-haired twit who had stepped on him.

Said twit now entered the hospital room, bearing a tray with a golden-brown pie on it. "Um, Link…?"

Link looked up at him and forced a smile. "Hello, Roy. How are you?"

"I'm fine, thank you. Uh, I felt really bad about stepping on you. So, to make up for it… I baked you a pie." Roy held the pie in front of him.

"Oh boy, what flavor?!" Link asked excitedly, sitting bolt upright.

"Pie flavor," Roy answered in an epic voice.

Nothing happened.

They waited.

Still nothing.

"Huh," Roy said, leaning over the pie. "I must've forgotten to bake the smaller pie in."

Just then, epic music started playing, and a miniature pie burst out of the larger pie in slow motion, smacking straight into the knight's face.

With his good arm, Link quickly seized the large pie. As Roy pulled the small pie off, Link promptly hurled the large pie straight into his face. Roy just stood there like an idiot, making absolutely no attempt to remove the treat, while the elf laughed so hard his ribs hurt, but he didn't care.

And Snake, who had randomly appeared in the room, declared: "Classic."