Link turned his head and looked at Marth; actually, he looked at himself since Marth was in his body. He had his hand on his forehead, clearly confused on what happened.
"So let me get this straight," said Link, "because of your stupidity, you caused me and Marth to switch bodies, correct?"
"Yeah, sorry about that" said Ganondorf. "But don't worry about it! I'll have a cure for it in about a month."
"A MONTH!" yelled Link, "that won't work for me, I have a date with Zelda on Friday"
"Well to bad! Do you think I'll be enjoying making a cure for you? I have better things to do then to help you" said Ganon.
"Speaking of it, why are you helping me? Don't you hate me?"
"Of course I do! But if Master hand finds out about this, I'll be in big trouble for sure."
Rosalina, who had been listening to their conversation along side Marth, got tired of listening to them talk.
"Enough chit chat you two. Ganon and I will work on a cure. In the mean time, you two have to learn to be in each others bodies."
With that said, Rosalina pushed Marth and Link out of her bedroom and into the hallway.
"Good luck!" she said before slamming the door.
Just as the door closed, Ike walked over to them.
"Hey Link! Hi Marth!" he said.
Crap! Thought Link.
"Sup bro." said Marth in a horrible attempted to sound like Link. He sounded like a girl who tried to sound too manly in a deep voice.
Link did a face palm while Ike looked at Marth in confusion. "Link, are you all right? Your voice sounds weird"
This is a once in a life time opportunity! Thought Marth. I mean like, when will I ever be able to embarrass Link again? I know he is my best friend, but still.
"I'm all right, in fact, I'm better than alright! Last night I went to a bar, banged a girl and drank till I passed out! In fact, I still might be a little high. Also, don't tell Zelda about this, okay?" It was a total lie, but who cares. All Marth wanted to do was humiliate Link. Marth's attempted to sound like Link was even worse than the first time he tried. Ike stared at Marth in total disgust while Link's face turned red with anger and embarrassment.
How dare he! Thought Link.
Ike turned towards Link and noticed his face was red. "Marth, what's wrong with you? Don't tell me you went to the bar with Link as well! "
"What! Me? Never!" responded Link.
"Then why is your face all red?" asked Ike.
"Well you seeā¦" BANG! An idea just popped inside Links brain. "Well you see Ike," said Link in the voice of a gay guy (Please don't be insulted by this, there is nothing wrong in being gay, it's just for the humor in the story) "How is it possible to NOT blush when your around? I mean those muscles that blue hair, any girl would be lucky to even be near you! I know I am!" As Link was saying this, some of the other smashers began to gather around the group of three. Two of those smashers included Rosalina and Ganon. They had heard them from outside their door and were curious to know what was happening.
Marth stared wide eyed at Link while Ike just calmly looked into Links eyes. Link started to notice the crowd that was forming around them and decided to continue talking.
"I know I was never as opened as this before, but I feel that it is the perfect time for me to confess my 'feelings' to you. I like you." Link and Marth had been expecting a huge reaction, but surprisingly many of the smashers didn't seem surprised at this.
"I was right! Marth is gay! Pay up Falco!" said Pit, who was in the crowd. Apparently, Falco and Pit made a bet to see if Marth was gay or not.
"By the way," said Captain Falcon, "the majority of us already had a feeling you were gay, I mean, even Lucina is manlier than you!"
"Hey!" said an offended Lucina.
"I like you too" whispered Ike.
"WHAT!?" said both Marth and Link.
"I said," Ike raised his voice so everyone can hear. It seemed that everyone in the mansion was here. "I said I like you too Marth. I always had." Unlike when Link said Marth was gay, everyone was shocked to hear that Ike was gay as well. After the shock though, many of the people began to cheer and yell "Mike Mike Mike!" Some of them began to whistle at them as well, such as Fox. The only person who didn't celebrate was Samus, since little did everyone know, she had crush on Marth. Without anyone noticing, she slowly backed away from the crowed and headed up to her dorm.
Since Rosalina and Ganondorf already knew that Marth and Link were in each others bodies, they laughed at the fact that Link humiliated Marth.
It started off by just embarrassing Marth, but messing with Ike's feelings wasn't part of the plan. Link stared to feel a little guilty. As people went to congratulate the new 'couple', Marth grabbed Link's arm and took him to his room, which was near by.
Once Marth closed the door to his room, he began to yell at link.
"You asshole, you IDIOT! Why would you do that!"
"Hey!" said Link, defending himself. "You started it! All I did was fight back. All I wanted to do was embarrass you a little. How was I supposed to know a crowed would show up and Ike would admit his feelings for you?"
"Ugghhhh!" yelled Marth. He ran up to his bed and covered his face in his pillow.
Once again feeling guilty, Link sat next to Marth and pated him on the back.
'Sorry bro, I didn't mean to hurt you"
Marth only mumbled into his pillow.
Link continued patting Marth's back in an attempt to cheer him up when the door slammed open.
In came Rosalina and Ganondorf.
"That scene you guys just did," said Ganondorf "Was hilarious".
I feel like this story is a little confusing. Am I right?
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