"I wnt two goe outsede, sed flufbal frwning. hee wuz oen moon old.
"Sweetfart yuo must stay in dis den or else Dunpub McHeathcliff wil rip your brains owt."
Dunpub pockied hiz hed in teh denn. "I wil mak yuo a pak lerd." Sed teh cheften.
woaw" sed peritinkle.
Dunpoop's dauhethr sed "i am in luv wif u. bee mey mat, Fluffball."
So tey matted.