Germany was not looking forward to this phone call. Maybe he could just leave a voicemail?
"Hey, it's the hero!"
Or not...
Germany sighed. Best get it over with now. "America, this is Germany."
"Yo, Germany Dude! What's up?"
"Would you please control your exchange students?!"
"Why, what happened?"
Huh. At least America is willing to listen… "One of them got stuck in 'Pi-Chacan!"
"Dude, what is that?"
"'It took 22 firemen and some paramedics to get him out!"
"Seriously, what is this...Pee-Chaka?"
"Pi-Chacan!" Oh MeinGott. How am I supposed to explain this to him?! "It is… It… It's… It's a sculpture of part of the female reproductive system." Please tell me America can connect the dots...
"Wait, what? A 'part of the female reproductive system'?"
Come on Alfred… "Yes America, do I have to spell it out for you?"
"You mean, the Vagina?"
"...yes."
"Dude, that's hilarious!"
"No it's not! 22 firemen!"
"HAHAHAHA! Is that why you called?"
"Unfortunately, yes."
"Thanks, I needed that, that's so funny!"
"America! I'm being serious. Please control your exchange students!"
"But.. HAHAHA! Someone got stuck in a giant vagina!"
Of course, Prussia walked in as America was yelling through the phone.
"What's this about a vagina?"
"Nothing Prussia. Go away."
At this point Prussia made a successful grab for the phone.
"America, what's Germany hiding from me?"
"Dude, it's hilarious! An exchange student got stuck in a giant vagina!"
"KESESESESESES! I'm totally daring France to do that!"
"Really dude? That would be awesome! Send me a picture of it!"
At this point, Germany had had enough.
"NEIN! DO NOT WASTE MY FIRST RESPONDERS TIME!"
"Aww… but west, where else are we going to find a giant marble vagina?"
"Prussia, don't go looking for one. America, control your exchange students. GOOD BYE!"
Oddly enough, France was found stuck in that same sculpture a couple days later.
So I think this can still be rated T. As the summary says, this fanfiction may be occasionally updated. By the way, this did actually happen. An American exchange student got stuck in the sculpture trying to take a picture of himself in it, I think. Reviews, as always, would be nice. :)
