Section 2
Aphrodite introduces the Le Beautify-instant Gorgeousness!
Artemis: What did she cook up this time?
Aphrodite: Oh, my dear, it's just the right thing for you!
Artemis: Now I'll have to be even more cautious.
Aphrodite: It's the right thing for everyone here actually. (Clears throat). Ahem. To grant my fellow gods and goddesses the pleasure of being almost as glamorous as me, I have invented Le Beautify—the purest beauty product from my sacred city, Paris!
Artemis: How generous.
Aphrodite (beams):Oh, ain't I? And you're lucky to be my first customer!
Artemis: Who gave you the idea? I'm not coming anywhere near you and your stupid Barbie stuff.
Apollo: Maybe you could give me a mascara, to influence my eyelashes you know. I'm going to a jazz club tonight.
Aphrodite: Oh, of course! But first I have to focus on the more needy people, you know. Athena, you could really benefit from changing that dress.
Athena: Keep away from me, Aphrodite.
Zeus: Why don't you give your husband a makeover? He definitely needs it.
Hephaestus: Gee, thanks Father.
Aphrodite (pouting): Oh, I've tried enough with him. Speaking of makeovers (peers closely at Zeus) Zeus…your beard is a little mossy.
Zeus(outraged): Mossy?
Aphrodite: My dear mother-in-law, I believe if you applied Le Beautify cream, it would definitely improve the expression on your face.
Hera: YOU DARE…..
Aphrodite: Poseidon, you're handsome enough, but washing your face will do wonders. And a little eye liner wouldn't hurt.
Poseidon: Hey! I bathe my face in Zeus's Mist Clear Facewash every three years!
Zeus: You STEAL my facewash?!
Aphrodite: The point is, you all need…
Artemis: That's enough! One more beauty tip and I'll hurl, Aphrodite!
Aphrodite (least bothered): Oh, I hadn't noticed Dionysus! My winey fellow, you most certainly need my Herbal Health Juice to form at least a decent appearance. That wine has to go.
Poseidon: You're talking to the wine god.
Dionysus: I care nothing for your rubbish, Pharodyes. Or was it Acrofites?
Aphrodite: Hmmmmpph.
