Section 2

Aphrodite introduces the Le Beautify-instant Gorgeousness!

Artemis: What did she cook up this time?

Aphrodite: Oh, my dear, it's just the right thing for you!

Artemis: Now I'll have to be even more cautious.

Aphrodite: It's the right thing for everyone here actually. (Clears throat). Ahem. To grant my fellow gods and goddesses the pleasure of being almost as glamorous as me, I have invented Le Beautify—the purest beauty product from my sacred city, Paris!

Artemis: How generous.

Aphrodite (beams):Oh, ain't I? And you're lucky to be my first customer!

Artemis: Who gave you the idea? I'm not coming anywhere near you and your stupid Barbie stuff.

Apollo: Maybe you could give me a mascara, to influence my eyelashes you know. I'm going to a jazz club tonight.

Aphrodite: Oh, of course! But first I have to focus on the more needy people, you know. Athena, you could really benefit from changing that dress.

Athena: Keep away from me, Aphrodite.

Zeus: Why don't you give your husband a makeover? He definitely needs it.

Hephaestus: Gee, thanks Father.

Aphrodite (pouting): Oh, I've tried enough with him. Speaking of makeovers (peers closely at Zeus) Zeus…your beard is a little mossy.

Zeus(outraged): Mossy?

Aphrodite: My dear mother-in-law, I believe if you applied Le Beautify cream, it would definitely improve the expression on your face.

Hera: YOU DARE…..

Aphrodite: Poseidon, you're handsome enough, but washing your face will do wonders. And a little eye liner wouldn't hurt.

Poseidon: Hey! I bathe my face in Zeus's Mist Clear Facewash every three years!

Zeus: You STEAL my facewash?!

Aphrodite: The point is, you all need…

Artemis: That's enough! One more beauty tip and I'll hurl, Aphrodite!

Aphrodite (least bothered): Oh, I hadn't noticed Dionysus! My winey fellow, you most certainly need my Herbal Health Juice to form at least a decent appearance. That wine has to go.

Poseidon: You're talking to the wine god.

Dionysus: I care nothing for your rubbish, Pharodyes. Or was it Acrofites?

Aphrodite: Hmmmmpph.