Tuesday aka toast-day!:
John Egbert wakes up in a rather odd position. His head are on the floor and his legs are on the bed. How did he even sleep like that without waking up earlier anyway? The black-haired boy shifts his posture to a sitting. He puts on his danged clothes that are neatly folded on the chair before the computer table. He walks out in to the living-room where Dave and Bro is sound asleep. Awww, how cute they're spooning. John looks at them for a while. This is ironically cute. John picks up his phone and takes a photo. Rose would want to see this! He sends her the pic and she answers quickly.
tentacleTherapist [TT] began pester ectoBiologist [EB]
[TT]: I have to admit that that's pretty cute
[EB]: Hehe I thought you'd like it :)
[TT]: thanks John
[EB]: no problem
[TT]: I have to go now...
[EB]: see ya Rose!
The black-haired then head to the bathroom for a morning shower.
"What the fuck!" he exclaims when he draws the shower curtain to the side. A pile of puppets rains down in a pile as he moves it away. "Oh my god!" John screams. He scrambles away from the pile. For some reason the door is locked from the outside and he can't come out. "HELP!" the black-haired shouts. This is when he starts to wonder if the day can get any worse.
They wake up by a scream. Dave grunts. "One more minute!"
"Morning little man" Bro says and places a soft kiss on the others lips. The younger blond sits up in frustration.
"I will end you!" he says.
"Watch what you're saying. AND JOHN, SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL HELP YOU SOON" Dirk raises his voice just a little. He gets up quickly tossing on some clothes then walks slowly to the bathroom. "Dave make sure to wake up" Dave only grunts as replay. Bro opens the door for John. The black-haired looks scared.
"How can you two even live here?" John asks in a shaky voice. Bros face doesn't budge, the Strider smirk is still perfectly in place.
"It's perfectly fine when it's only me and 'li- Dave" Dirk says. "But we're Striders..." he adds. John laughs at this. So does the blond. Dave walks up to them with rage in his eyes.
"You're laughing to loud!" he complains. Bro shakes his head.
"Didn't get enough beauty-sleep princess?" John snickers at the comment. Dave however is not amused.
"Ugh I hate you in the morning!" he says and points at his brother.
"I love you too~"
Dave glares at him as he walks to the kitchen area. Bro rolls his eyes causing John to laugh like a dork. They also walk to the kitchen area where Dave sits on a chair drinking apple juice. He has a calmer expression now when he has something in his stomach. John sits down opposite of the blond and Bro picks out food from the fridge. Which is a ninja sword, a couple of knifes and a bottle of wine. Dirk sighs.
"I'm going to the store... do you want anything?" he asks.
"More apple juice, butter, bread and some marshmallows!" Dave says with a stern expression.
"Okay 'lil man. You John?" Bro says turning to the black-haired.
"Some cereal maybe" John says.
"Bacon it is then" the older Strider grins. In a flash he is gone. The black-haired breaths in slowly. He wonders if he'll get a heart attack by that one of these days. He turns to Dave, who thank the gods aren't in female clothing today but his older bros shirt and a pair of trousers. The blond glares back.
"You clearly aren't a morning-person but come on Dave! We're friends so can't we have a conversation like normal people?" he asks. Dave lets out a raw laugh.
"Honestly John, can't a guy have a silent wonderful morning?" he asks back. Dave runs a hand through his hair. "I'm the definition of cool. Of course I can talk to you in the morning. Because oh snap, you look so derpy! And that's so fucking epic that I just wanna stuff you into the toilet and then kill you because you talked to me in the morning and I was awoken by your dang scream..." John doesn't even listen anymore. Who would? Dave was obviously not a morning-person and really hated to get awoken by someone.
After a couple minutes Dirk was home again. Daves mood had lighted up and was now talking casually to John. Bro walks into the kitchen area and drops the groceries on the table. He takes out the marshmallows, bread and butter out of the bag and places it in front of the younger Strider. Dave smirks. Bro then moves the bag to John.
"I didn't know which cereal you wanted so I bought some different types" he says. John looks into the bag and find 8 different types he actually like. He almost shines as he smiles.
"Oh gummy bums I love this~" Dave moans as he takes a bite of his newly made sandwich. Bro raises a brow. John blushes.
After the breakfast they decide to have a strife on the roof (Well John objected but was turned down by the other two). John watches as the two Striders fight with swords. He gulps as he sees Dave get hit and flies a few feet in the air. The latter rises again and charges towards him. Lil Cal is up behind him and the blond tries to get away. But Cal is too fast and is soon wriggling on top of him and Dave admits himself defeated. Bro helps him up. John gulps as Dave walks past him and passes the sword to him. He takes it with shaky hands. Bro looks so tall where he stands ready.
"Ready lil Egbert?" Dirk asks with his sword ready.
"Uh..." John can feel the whole world spin around him.
