A/N- Wow, I did not realize that this would already get it's first review/favorite in less than..what...10 hours? So I'm updating early AND I'll bring with me a little surprise once I'm done. Thanks to...

MBAV Fan- Just read both of your reviews for both this story and Best Friends. I am so glad; you're here too! And don't worry my friend; if I take a break, then who is gonna have to wait for another chapter? Because when I take a break, I take a really long break. But I appreciate you looking out for me Fanfic Buddy! Yeah, Starpaws77! That was a great and hysterically funnt story; I loved it and would be sitting in my bed laughing for hours about that story. Hopefully I'll try and bring back some of that humor that Starpaws77 brought to the 'letter' FanFiction (Or whatever this stuff is called). Enjoy Chapter 2!

divergentlover523- Thank you so much! I am glad that you love this story. I looked on my profile and I see you love the Maze Runner. Best. Book. Ever! I loved that book; still waiting to get the second one though. I also love Divergent, so action packed. But enough of this; hope you love the story!

Today is a good day; you'll be hearing from everyone...I think... primarily the gang of course. But then again, this chapter is rated...well...it's rated the title for mature themes; you have been warned (If you don't know what rating I'm giving it, look at the title.)

Anyway, leave a review and enjoy!


Dear MBAV Writers: Chapter 2: Rated M is Rated WHOA!


November 5th, 2014

Dear MBAV Writers,

So I have been on FanFiction for a while and I come across this WONDERFUL story. But when I look at the summery, I realize that it says this:

Male Pregnancy: Sorry ;)

They even added a happy face?! I look in the story and guess what I find...

Benny made a botched potion and it had to fire off me. And get this; it was a fertility potion. (A/N- This is not a real story..I think. Just made it off the top of my head.)

How does that kind of stuff even happen? Every Male Pregnancy book I ever read is conveniently something called a...Bethan story. I am not stupid; I know what Bethan means...Benny/Ethan. I mean, I'm flattered, really, I mean, we've been best friends since we were 6, but...uh...okay to be honest, I don't know what to say.

Speechless,

Ethan Morgan


Dear MBAV Writers,

Uh...how will I get to say this...but Bennica sex is awesome! I mean, WOW! First you make these wonderful Bennica stories (It is so much fun using that word: Bennica...ah...:D) and then you get us to have sex?! The universe is finally revealed! Feeling like the happiest man on Earth!

There is one flaw in my note; the so called...MPreg. Which is quite weird, I mean, I'm not that bad at magic. Which is mostly my main priority here on the show right?! Oh sure, BLAME BENNY because he sucks at magic!

*Takes a deep breath* Okay, we're good. Anyway, I'd like to address this whole...Bethan sex thing. I mean, okay guys...we're just friends. And if anyone is going in bed with me, that person is Erica. I Think this note is turning Rated M itself! ;)

Think this note is overrated, think again,

Benny Weir


Dear MBAV Writers,

Okay, there is one thing I keep hearing; this lemon thing. And when I search up lemons on FanFiction, they bring me to these Rated M FanFictions about people getting it on.

I am gonna totally ignore the fact that Benny is stealing my girl and get to the point: How could you ruin such a wonderful fruit like that? I mean, from now on, every time I sit down and get myself a lemon for my lemonade, I now automatically will think of Bethan in a bed. (Which by the way, I find that Bethan stuff quite amusing)

Please change lemons to poop or some other disgusting thing,

Rory Keaner


Dear MBAV Writers,

Okay, WOW! I am just gonna push away the fact that you..

1. Paired Ethan and Benny together (Ethan's mine...don't tell anyone I said that)

2. Put MPreg stories about Benny and Ethan together (Again, stay away from my Ethie...and again, don't tell anyone I said that..)

And I'm gonna say that I...let's just say I'm flattered by these Ethan/Sarah Rated M FanFiction stories. I mean, this is awesome that you are putting me and Ethan in the same bed together!

THANK YOU!

Uh...*awkward cough* let's just forget that whole...uh...'thank you!' thing and the whole 'same bed' thing okay...? *blush*

Y'know, I'm gonna stop now before I reveal too much,

Sarah Fox


Dear Sarah,

I am blushing, just so you know because you said 'same bed.'. I am flattered! And I'm still blushing!

Uh...yeah!

Love,

Ethan Morgan


Dear Ethan,

I am blushing because you said 'Love, Ethan Morgan'. What are you blushing about?

XOXO,

Sarah Fox


Dear Sarah,

I'm blushing because you said 'XOXO, Sarah Fox'. So yeah!

Love,

Ethan Morgan


Dear Ethan and Sarah,

Can you stop making this story your private love messages and focus on the damn topic so I can write my opinion?! (Not that I'm not happy for you guys, but this is getting really annoying)

Don't wait until I make this a Rated M for Violence and what not.

Enjoy your new-found relationship,

Erica Jones


Dear Erica,

Great, you are now making both of us blush!

*Blush*,

Ethan Morgan and Sarah Fox


Dear MBAV Writers (Finally!),

Okay, to address this whole Bennica sex note that Benny previously wrote earlier, I can only tell you one thing:

Write more.

*Starting to blush now*,

Erica Jones


Dear MBAV Writers,

*Throws his hands in victory*

YES! THAT IS WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT! THE BEST! DO WHAT SHE SAID!

Better start writing folks,

The Happy Benny Weir


Dear Benny,

This. This is not over.

Watch your back because the Vampire Ninja is coming for you,

Rory Keaner.


Dear Rory,

Never thought I'd say this, but...

I am gonna beat your ass Vampire Ninja! Prepare to be blown...er...spelled away!

Need to come up with a better comeback line,

Benny Weir


Dear...whoever is out there,

Please help me!

SOS,

Erica Jones


A/N- Okay, those last 5 letters were totally unexpected to me. Please tell me what you thought; I am gonna work on the surprise now.

Read my profile for a hint!

In Fangs, We Trust.