1 fine winters day, sonic the hedgefaggot went down to burger king, a place only located on earth. this is of course a joke used in the previous chapter, but it doesn't matter much since creativity fics are a rare thing on FF.

(also rare, but ewually annoying is fics written entirely in notepad. I wall of course try my best to keep the fic legible, but you can see how destarious that will turn out. some mistakes will be intentianal however)

heres some random lyrics...

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine

suddenly, the audience turns on youtube and serchs "rickroll"

anywhore, Sonic, wait, I mean sonic, went into burger king and ordered yaoi buttsex.

sonic: one serving of yaoi buttsex please with extra dick fries, also one chilli dog to take away and stick up my anus hole later.

the bugerking bitch behind the counter suddenly looked at sonic like he was on narcotic substances, which sonic of course was.

sonic: oh burger king bitch... many troubles are striking me the morning, most notabal of which is when my long time hamaphidite girlfriend of who I don't give two fucks about dumped me... I is very saddist... because I is sad, I am on drugs.

burger king bitch: I was actually looking at you like that because I (see, even in notepad I can capitalise the letter i when used as a personal pronoun... just interupting the story in the middle of some shit.) was wondering if you knew what I was talking about before those paranthisesessseseseseseseses or if you wanted me to take the chilli off the chilli dog so it doesn't burn your rocky mountain canary.

sonic: oh yes, that would be nice.

the fuhrer king bitch tooked off the chilli and handed to hot steamy sausage to sonic, who instly left the builiding.

he didn't realise once, that he never had the gay yaoi buttsex. even though it makes the story much more berabal to read without gay buttsex, it may confusey peoples a wittle.

suddenly shadow turneded up.

shadow: I is black... that is all.

shadow chaos controlled away again... even though it was never refrenced that he chaos cantrolled there in the first place.

suddenly meowth turned up.

hi, I'm not from this universe. Meowth said, before blasting off again.

suddenly knuckles turneded up.

knuckles: derp!

suddenly tails turnededed up.

tails: guys! cosmo retaredet! tails said, doing a little dance now cosmo was back.

mysterious voice: oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah! some mysterious voice said.

sonic: oh god no!

shadow: not a...

knuckles: derp!

mysterious voice: yes my fuckheaded friend knuckles! a not thought out at all much at all and non sensical OC! nya ha ha ha ha ha!

audience: NOOOOOOOOO!

suddenly mysterious voice guy attacked the sonic crew in a non detailed fasion, leaving people to wonder what was going on, who was hitting who or what the oc looked like, considering he haden't yet been explained.

sonic: oh nose, we are to be defeateds!

shadow: who are you? and why didn't i use my powers of awesomeness!

mysterious voice: I am foggot.

shadow: ive heard about you! your all evil and shits

knuckles: derp!

foggot: so what if i have a dark past knuckles? what matters is revenge for something sonic did becuase hes the protaginist!

foggot suddenly threw off his unexplined cloak revealing a...

sonic: RECOLOUR! SONIC SAID IN CAPATIALS SINCE THE AUTHOR COULDN'T COMPREHEND THE COMPLEX NATURE OF QUOTETATION MARKS AND THUS NEEDED A METHOD OF EXPRESSING VERY LOUD SUCH DIALOGES!

shadow: DID AH, SOMEONE CALL 9 - 1 - HOLY SHIT! WE, MOBIUSES... WHOOPS I MEAN EARTHS GREATEST HEROS NEED HELP! WAIT, "i" DON'T THINK THAT WAS NESSICARY CONSIDERING THE UNIVERSE WAS NEVER FULLY EXPLAINED!

mysterious voice: I'll save you!

suddenly some hot female... I don't know, lets say algerian sea slug burst onto the scean and beat up foggot which gave sonic a massive hard penis

knuckles: derp!

sonic: yes knuckles, she is quite hot.

(suddenly the author realised he was using commas and fullstops and suddenly stoped lolz)

suddenly sonic turned into a werehog and killed everyone

sonic please stop killing people shadow the ultimate lifeform begged like a little pre pubescient pussy bitch

sonic: ok shadow

becuase the random chick was dead sonic and shadow and gay funtime

anf they lived happily ever after in a confusing fic.

except for tails, who was only mentioned once... but he went off and killed chris thorndyke because i said sos smilely winkey face