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A/N: The following content is not suitable for very wolf-ish and team Jacob audiences. Vampire Guidance is recomended. (PG Edward) All characters are in the state after Breaking Dawn
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chronicles of the clouds
Edward: Its been three days only hon. Don't be greedy.
bella flashes angry look at her husbund.
Alice: Who cares? This place has Wardrobe heaven!
all clothes in the closet disappears the minute she mentioned it.
Alice: Damn, I so did not foresee that
Everyone: LOLZ
Robert Pattinson appears in the ravenfang common room.
Robert Pattinson: Everyone, the master has summon all for the first challenge.
everyone disintegrates.
Robert Pattinson: Nessie, dear. It's time for the first challenge.
Renesmee: Ok, Mr. Pattinson. I'll follow
Robert leaves
Renesmee: Robert Pattinson is so dreamy o_0..weird, he looks like my dad XD
nessie teleports
Quil: Paul,
Paul: Yes?
quil punches Paul for no reason. Every shapeshifter disintegrates
Jessica: Mike,
Mike: Yes Jess?
Jessica: Bella and Edward tried it...maybe we could...
humans disintegrates
me: Welcome, all. Are you ready for the first challenge?
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