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A/N: The following content is not suitable for very wolf-ish and team Jacob audiences. Vampire Guidance is recomended. (PG Edward) All characters are in the state after Breaking Dawn

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chronicles of the clouds

Edward: Its been three days only hon. Don't be greedy.

bella flashes angry look at her husbund.

Alice: Who cares? This place has Wardrobe heaven!

all clothes in the closet disappears the minute she mentioned it.

Alice: Damn, I so did not foresee that

Everyone: LOLZ

Robert Pattinson appears in the ravenfang common room.

Robert Pattinson: Everyone, the master has summon all for the first challenge.

everyone disintegrates.

Robert Pattinson: Nessie, dear. It's time for the first challenge.

Renesmee: Ok, Mr. Pattinson. I'll follow

Robert leaves

Renesmee: Robert Pattinson is so dreamy o_0..weird, he looks like my dad XD

nessie teleports

Quil: Paul,

Paul: Yes?

quil punches Paul for no reason. Every shapeshifter disintegrates

Jessica: Mike,

Mike: Yes Jess?

Jessica: Bella and Edward tried it...maybe we could...

humans disintegrates

me: Welcome, all. Are you ready for the first challenge?

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