Who Would Have Known

Chapter 2

kidnapped! and The Knew Member

"Where were we suppose to meet again?" The young male said to himself. "Ah yes. Konohagakure. I wonder when again?"...

He shrugged. "Hopefully I am accepted." The male carried on with his journey. When he was getting closer to the gates of Konoha he started searching the area until he spotted what seemed to be a group of people.

"Could you just leave now and save us our time?" TenTen asked putting her hand on her hip.

"We'd love to. But even if we didn't have business here we probably wouldn't have left anyway." Kisame replied.

Dropping the subject Temari decided to say something that was on her mind ever since she layed eyes on the Akatsuki Member. "So are you male or female?" She pointed at Deidara. "Cause it's been bugging me for a while."

Deidara looked very very annoyed. "I AM A GUY!"

"Holy crap! Spazz much! It was just a question I mean you can't blame her. Anyone in their right mind would be confused on what sex you are" Ino said. "and Hey! You stole my hair style!"

"I did not steal your hair style! I'm older than you are! So you stole mine!" Deidara argued.

"Are you sure you're a guy?" Temari asked even more confused than before.

"Yes I am a guy!" The Akatsuki members were all laughing now.

"Well than are you gay?" They laughed even harder.

"I'M NOT GAY!"

"Don't believe him. He's got the hotts for Sasori over here." Said The immortal who couldn't help but have a comment or two. Sasori rolled his eyes.

"I'M NOT GAY! AND I'M NOT INTO SASORI FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME!"

"Riiiggghhttt! Than why are you so obsessive about your hair?" TenTen questioned.

"I just happen to care about my looks." Was Deidara's reply.

"mhmm. Sure." Ino said still believing he stole her hair style. He's still hott even if he did steal my looks.

"Whatever. Believe what you want." Wow. Although she kinda looks like me she's cute.

"Oh we will." Temari said.

As the groups argued they hadn't noticed the person who was nearing the gates of Konoha. "Hmm...I wonder if that's them?" The mysterious person said.

"Well... Now that we've established the sex of Deidara. Why don't you leave now. We have important business that if you interfere with we will be forced to kill you." Itachi said rather calmly.

"You're the ones who need to leave. What business do you have here?" Temari questioned coldly. Is there a traitor in Konoha?

"We can't tell you. We will not leave until it is done. And if you witness what that business is." Sasori was looking at the ground. Than he looked up at the girls. "Then they will never find your bodies and to everyone else your death would be a mystery." He grinned an evil grin.

Little to everyone's knowledge the figure was getting closer to the two groups. Until he was close enough that everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him.

"Oh great. More people. Who are you?" Questioned a very annoyed Temari as she and her friends were glaring at the new person.

"Are you the new guy?" Hidan also questioned.

The boy just looked at them all and decided to give them their answers.

"If you are reffering to the new Akatsuki member then yes. I am. My name is Shade Katsu."Shade answered them quite calmly.

They all looked at him. He had reddish hair, wasn't all that tall, wore glasses, and looked kinda creepy. His voice sounded as if he hadn't gone through puberty yet, although it was still a little low. But all in all it was a pretty funny site to see.

Shit! Was this the business that we weren't suppose to know about? Thought Ino with her poker face on. Well. Good-bye Mom. Good-bye Dad.

"Great. Now that that's taken care of. You can all leave now, and we'll go tell the Hokage what happened just now." TenTen said with fake niceness in her voice.

"Umm. No. You see?" Kakuzu paused. "You three can't leave. Becasue you witnessed something you really weren't supposed to."

"So you know what happens now?" Itachi asked with amusement in his voice.

The girls looked bored. But Temari answered "We die. Right? You honestly think we'll go down without a fight?"

"No. You'll fight...Or at least try." Hidan grinned as the three kunoichi glared at him. "I call the the blonde."

"Which one idiot? There's two." Kisame asked as he looked at Hidan.

"The older one" Hidan answered annoyed that they didn't know that already.

Shade looked at Itachi with confusion all over his face. "I don't get it why are they fighting? Aren't they part of the Akatsuki also?"

"No." Was all Itachi said at first. Then he said. "We just met them earlier. Three kunoichi sent to see what we were up to from the Leaf I guess. Although that ones from the Sand" Itachi pointed to Temari. Temari just glared.

"Oh" Shade still didn't quite get it but he didn't mind the fighting...As long as he got to see some action. Especially if Hidan was fighting...(anything running through minds about that?)

"Hey. We didn't get your names, un" Deidara said in an as-a-matter-of-fact way.

"We didn't give em" Ino said coldly.

The Akatsuki members looked at each other and smiled quite evily.

Than Sasori began to speak. "Enough. We would like to go soon so to stop waisting our time..." He paused "Could you not put up a fight and just let us get it over with?"

The girls looked amused. Who do they think they are?...oh wait...They're The Akatsuki...They laughed.

"We don't easily give up."

"Well than prepare yourself."

Without any hesitation Hidan charged at Temari. Temari was still calm...ish...meaning she was mad. Before Hidan could get close engough to Temari to attack she pulled out her fan and yelled "Wind scyth jutsu" Hidan was blown back and hit a tree.

"Dammit! That hurt!" He smiled. "You're gonna pay for that" He charged again but she didn't pull her fan out.

Hidan was still running at her. It seems I've underestimated you!

When Hidan was close enough Temari vanished then reappeared behind him. He turned around and she punched him.

Deidara charged at Ino and Kisame went for TenTen. Deidara managed to give Ino a blow to the stomach but that only increased her anger. She grabbed Deidara by the hair and he winced as she then dove her knee into his crotch and he fell down in pure agony.

"You bitch!" He tried to get up but was kicked in the stomach.

"That's what happens when you try to steal my hair style!" Ino looked at the other Akatsuki members. "Who's next?"

The Akatsuki members were a bit impressed at what they saw. A kunoichi that was maybe at chuunin level had taken out Deidara.

Temari and TenTen were very proud at what Ino did. Wow. She must've been real mad. Both girls thought.

TenTen had managed to throw a few shuriken at Kisame although he sucked chakra out of her when he landed a blow on her shoulder that tore her clothing quite a bit. She might've been embarrased if she wasn't fighting. TenTen was pretty drained but had enough to use her special technique. She got out her scroll and made a vortex type thing around her as she summoned her weapons and threw everything she had at the shark-man. Almost evrything she threw at him hit him. He was hit in the chest, arms, legs, and back. Kisame dropped to the ground and TenTen landed on her feet next him and smiled.

Hidan didn't seem to want to give up. And Temari sure as hell wasn't going to give up. Hidan stabbed at her with his scythe but Temari blocked him with her fan. Hidan came closer Temari dodged and punched him in the gut. Hidan was caught a little off guard. Temari sent a huge gust of wind at him. He was trapped, and the wind was slowly starting to cut him up. When it finally stopped Hidan fell to the ground and passed out.

Right now the thought running through the akatsuki member's minds were.. These girls are strong.

"Hidan! No!" Shade ran to Hidan's side and turned him around.

"Get the fuck" gasp "away from," gasp"me. Fag" Shade ignored him. By now everyone present was staring at him with extreme curiousity.

"Sucks for you guys...An association with all guys and you just recruited TinkerBell..That isn't weird at all.." The girls smirked.

Kakuzu was laughing his head off. "Looks like Hidan's got himself a girlfriend!"

"Well enough fooling around. They were better than we thought." Itachi glanced at the knocked out bodies and exhausted girls. "Time for a different plan."

The remaining Akatsuki members smiled quite evilly and before the girls knew it they were knocked out cold.

A few hours later TenTen half woke up...nobody noticed.

"So what do we do with them?" Kakuzu asked.

"I don't know. They've seen a lot. We can't let them survive." Sasori was looking around. "and if they are aloud to live. I doubt they'll be aloud to leave."

"They'll either be little maid type things or be trusted to go on missions. They are pretty powerful." Itachi decided to point out.

"Dude! We don't even know their freaking names! Those bitches never told us anything! I don't want to let them live after what they did to me!" Hidan broke in.

"Calm down Hidan. I can give you a massage if you want." Shade creepily offered. The rest of the Akatsuki smirked.

"Get the fuck away from me! How many freaking times do I have to freaking tell you?"

"I'm sorry Hidan." Shade paused. "Let me make it up to you!" In bed.

Everyone just sorta walked away, and TenTen could no longer keep her consciousness and dozed off again.

A few days had passed and The Akatsuki members were in hell! The girls kept complaining and complaining! Of course this was their plan all along. Annoy them so much they let them go.

"Well we won't make it back before night fall. and it looks as though there's a storm coming. So we stop in the next village."

"You girls try anything funny and you'll regret it."

"Yeah yeah yeah." Temari replied.

"Hey! Can we stop off at the mall?" Ino asked.

"No"

"Pleeeaassseee?" Ino put on a pretend puppy dog face.

"No"

TenTen joined in "Pllleeeeaaassseee?"

"No!"

Temari joined in as well "?"

"NO!" The akatsuki members shouted together.

"Just shut up and lets go!" Sasori was very very annoyed now. Not only were they behind in schedule but they had to put up with this too?

"Fine!" Ino pouted and crossed her arms.

Itachi slowed his pace and grabbed Temari's arm she had to slow down as well. "I know what your trying to do."

"Whatever do you mean?" Temari asked in fake innocence.

"Drop the act. We aren't letting you go."

"We'll see about that." She yanked her arm free and walked ahead of him.

Who the hell does she think she is? I am Itachi Uchiha I should be feared not stepped on!. Itachi was annoyed at how she treated him as a lesser being.. yet oddly intrigued.

When they got to the hotel there were only rooms with one bed in them left all the other ones were taken. So they got five rooms.

"Since they can't be left unattended each of them will be paired up with one of us." Itachi pointed out.

"Sure talk about us like we're not here." TenTen complained.

"Who's gonna have who?" Hidan asked.

"Oh look they're ignoring us! We could say anything we want right now." Temari said waving her hands in Sasori's face.

"How about we give you fellas a blow job?" Ino asked in a tone of voice that would've driven any man crazy.

"Or we can just strip right here and right now?" TenTen said the same way.

"Or maybe give you a lap dance?" Temari asked in an almost identical tone that Ino used...These were only half ignored.

"hmm." Itachi thought about Hidan's question. "Deidara take your twin, Kisame take the weapons mistress over there and I'll take the leader of the gang." Itachi smirked at Temari's, Ino's and TenTen's glares. Hidan was also glaring at Itachi...For two reasons actually, one, Hidan was going to most likely be stuck with the newbie, and two, he wanted to spend a night with either of the girls but Temari more than the other two. Though they were all hott in his opinion.

"Fine then! I call the bed!" The girls said together. The guys looked disbelieving at them. This was going to be a long journey.