Damn it! no reviews! do my stories really suck that bad? Well even if you hated it please review! Its easy, just press go and type! pretty pleeaase tell me what you think. Oh, and this story has lots of innuendos instead of just one like last time.
Jacob- hey, Emmett! Where's Ness?
Emmett-she's hunting, she'll be back in five minutes.
Jacob- that's cool, I just watch TV here. You guys have cable!
Emmett- hey, Jake.
Jacob- aha
Emmett- have you and Nessie played ball yet?
Jacob- I don't play sports with hurt, she always beats me.
Emmett- oh, well
Jacob- once we played tennis. Wow, the things Nessie can do with a tennis racket!
Emmett- Have you seen her puppies yet?
Jacob- puppies? They got dogs! Wait, is that meant to be against me or something? Are you going to slaughter the dogs in front of me?
Emmett- no, don't worry about the pups.
Jacob-okaaaay
Emmett- so what are you doing with Nessie later today?
Jacob- we're going to see a movie. And would you please stop with that weird look?
Emmett- sorry, I just want to know,
*Edward walks into the room.*
*Edward knock Emmett to the ground.*
Edward- you do not talk about my daughter that way.
*Jacob is confused*
Emmett- I only wanted to know what movie they were going to see!
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more soon,
Estee xoxo
