"... I think I hate you right now."
"You could never hate me, Kiddo."
"You're a pain in my ass. Literally."
"Clearly you've been overwhelmed by mind blowing sex because that is the most overdone joke used by gay men in the world."
"Ah-huh."
"... Kid."
"Mm."
"... Why are you reading another goddamn book?!"
"What else would I be doing?"
"Worshipping your God, obviously."
"Hh."
"What? Don't look at me like th-"
"What are your intentions towards me?"
"I-"
"Stop sputtering and answer the question. Do you want to be in a relationship or not?"
"What- I don't know-!"
"... I guess you should be getting out of my bed, then. As quote unquote 'mind blowing' as you seem to think this coupling may have been, I'm not looking for a repeat. I'd like to be able to say I at least tried to save myself for someone who gave a damn."
"K-Kid, I-"
"Just get out, Black Star."
"Stop looking so miserable. Totally uncool."
"Souuuuuuuul, I fucked uuuuuup."
"Stop whining. Feel free to keep your head in your arms though, muffles the sound of your groaning."
"You are the literal worst best friend in the world."
"Ugh. What the fuck did you even do, Star?"
"I slept with Kid."
"..."
"..."
"Oh, wow. I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not. I'm not gay or bi or straight, or any other established sexuality or lack thereof... I just like Kid. I'm Kid-sexual so to speak."
"That makes you sound like a pedophile."
"Ew."
"Maka, your boyfriend gives terrible advice!"
"He's not my-"
"He won't tell me what to do about Kid! Who won't even look at me, by the way..."
"Well, what'd you do?"
"You just assume it's me-!"
"Why would you need advice if it weren't you?"
"..."
"Exactly."
"... I slept with Kid and I think I made him think I don't wanna be boyfriends but I do because he's pretty much- no, he is- the most perfect thing in the whole world and-"
"Slow down. You need to apologize, right? Get him a book. Kid loves books."
"Trust me, I know."
"What kind of a book are we looking for?"
"Don't know. When I see it, I'll know."
"So uncool."
"I'll find a book fit for a God to give his love!"
"That's one of your biggest problems there, dumbass. You can't be in a relationship proclaiming yourself to be a God or that you're going to surpass the Gods. That's not how it works, because to be in a relationship you have to think of the other person as your own, personal God."
"But-"
"That's not to say they can do no wrong. Gods make mistakes too, sometimes. Regardless though, they are your God and you need to treat them as such. And if they appreciate you as much they'll treat you the same. If they don't, they're not worth it."
"..."
"..."
"... I think that's the most I've ever heard you talk."
"Shut up."
"..."
"..."
"Soul."
"What?"
"I found the book."
"... That looks like the cheesiest fucking book on the planet."
"But it'll get my point across."
"Hh. That it will."
