15 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort 2

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Here's the next installment of ways to annoy Lord Voldemort.

1. Ask him why he couldn't get rid of Edward Cullen right the first time.

2. Offer to pay to have his nose replaced.

3. Ask him if he's the spawn of Tom Riddle Sr. and Nagini.

4. Insist that he get his nose pierced. (Wait, what?)

5. In the middle of one of his D.E. meeting rants, jump on the table, sing "I'm too sexy for my shirt" and insist that he get on the table and dance with you.

6. Dye his robes pink.

7. Buy him Men's Rogaine Foam for his Birthday.

8. Ask him if you can shine his baldy head.

9. Buy him a vibrator with Harry's face on it.

10. Buy him a Dumbledore costume for Halloween.

11. Tell him his WAND is limp.

12. Then give him some Enzyme.

13. Start a riot outside his office with D.E.'s yelling "KILL THE SPARKLY VAMPIRE!", while holding up picket signs.

14. Ask him if he's so tough, why is he scared of a million year old man and a teenage boy?

15. Ask him why he didn't just kill Harry with a Mandrake?