Day 2 Blown kiss
Of Warlords, TICs, and Kisses chapter 2
Soundwave was not sarcastic.
On the outside.
But within the safety of his own mind, he was actually quite snarky.
Which, of course, no one knew. Except Megatron. The way he found out was one day the TIC was having an exceptionally bad day (Starscream was to blame) and he went on a very angry rant, he didn't realize Megatron was in that room, and used all the insults and horrible nicknames he's been accumulating since he's meet the seeker.
Megatron howled in his laughter.
But now Soundwave was having an not-so-nice day. Not a bad one per say, but enough to leave him annoyed. And, of course, it was mostly Starscream's fault! And his Lord was not helping. But he was always happy to serve the Decepticon Cause. Doesn't mean though, he was happy about having to deal with everyone else's slag.
Megatron burst into his workarea, barked out some new orders in addition to his other ones, and promptly turned to leave.
Soundwave honestly didn't know what came over himself next. He wasn't even upset or anything, just vaguely annoyed at best.
Making the gesture as exaggerated as he possibly could, he blew Megatron a kiss.
Right when before mech turned back around.
"What was that supposed to mean?"
Soundwave stood there mortified for a minute.
"An human gesture. A 'blown' kiss." He said in his actual voice. It was only him and Megatron. and quite frankly he didn't have enough patience to find enough recordings to complete this conversation.
The tyrant raised an optic ridge.
"Is it supposed to have so much sarcasm behind it?"
Soundwave silently laughed.
"Not typically, no."
Megatron gave a thoughtful hum.
Then walked right up to the TIC.
"And it has the same meaning as a normal kiss?"
The communication officer nodded.
"Same meaning, given I guess, when you can't give your loved one an actual kiss."
Megatron leaned down until he was mere inches away from Soundwave's mask.
And smirked.
Then he spun around and started walking away.
Right when he was about to exit the door, he chuckled.
