Yay! Episode 2 of Tea Time with DX! Yaaay! I liked this chapter. There's a guest caller and some humor. So I hope ya enjoy. Uhm...keep on requestin' some things to happen. R&R please!
Shawn: Sitting down in a chair, fiddling around with the cup of Jell-O that Hunter got to eat.
Hunter: Shawn…
Shawn: Looks up. Oh! You're here! Welcome back! We already have a special edition to Tea Time with D-Generation X.
Hunter: You guys get to be here, in the hospital, with me! Rolls eyes.
Shawn: We're going to be taking calls from anyone. The only thing you gotta tell Triple H to get better, AND THEN ask a question.
Hunter: And I'm not in a very good mood. My leg hurts, I have a headache and it smells like old people! So if you guys piss me off, you won't be seeing me around much sooner.
Shawn: Sighs and hits the call button. Thanks for calling! What's your name?
Caller: Freddie.
Hunter: Hi.
Freddie: Yo, man, Trips, I hope you get better soon, dawg. DX ain't the same without you. You know you hold you guys together.
Shawn: Sighs. What's your question?
Freddie: Yeah…how'd you guys get so muscley?
Hunter: Are you serious?!
Shawn: Okay, Freddie, ask us a better question.
Hunter: No! How do you think we got the muscles, Freddie?! Do you think he surgically implanted them in our bodies?! WE WORKED FOR THEM! Takes the Jell-O and throws it at the camera.
Shawn: Hangs up. Walks over to the camera and wipes the Jell-O off. Sorry about that.
Hunter: Mumbles. I'm not…
Shawn: Hits the button. Who's this?
Caller: Take a guess!
Hunter: …This isn't a guessing game. This is a-…Shawn cover your ears.
Shawn: Nods and covers ears.
Hunter: Goddamn internet show! I not in the goddamn mood to guess who the hell you are! Now if you don't mind will you just tell me who the fuck you are?! He looks over at Shawn.
Shawn: Ya good?
Caller: Calm down! It's your good pal, Ric Flair!
Hunter:…Shit. Sorry, Ric! How are ya?
Ric: Ah, don't worry about me, boy. Worry about yourself! You too, Shawn!
Shawn: Nods. Do ya have a question you wanna ask Hunter?
Ric: Hm…yeah. Yeah I do. How's the food there?
Hunter: Probably one of the worst things I've eaten in awhile.
Ric: I'd imagine. Alright, boys, I'll go. You got more callers. Hangs up.
Shawn: Wasn't that a nice surprise, Hunter?
Hunter: It was, it was. Time for our last caller. Hits the button. What's your name?
Caller: Kelley.
Shawn: Hi, Kelley.
Kelley: I hope you get better, Triple H.
Hunter: Thanks. Got a question?
Kelley: Actually, it's for Shawn…
Hunter: That's cool. Looks at tray of food and picks up the bowl of soup.
Shawn: What is it?
Kelley: Why do you have 'Sexy Boy' as your theme song?
Shawn: Well…that's a good question. It's mostly because I want to gi-
Hunter: Spits out the soup. OW!
Shawn: Looks at Trips. What are you doing?!
Hunter: It…burned my tongue…Just keep going. Goes back to the soup.
Shawn: Anyways, I have it as my theme so I can give respect for the man that originally wrote it. He was so happy wh-
Hunter: Spills the soup. SHIT!
Shawn: You get the idea. Turns to Hunter. How did you manage that?
Hunter: It tipped over.
Shawn: Sighs and turns back to the camera. Well, thanks for tuning in. We'll be back next week.
Hunter: Continues to try to eat the soup.
