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"So, Prongs, when are the House Quiditch Tryouts gonna be?" Sirius asked as he shoved food into his mouth. Lily, from next to James, cringed.
"At eleven, so we only have a few hours to get ready…Gah, if I had known that taking captaincy of the team would mean running the little try-outs, I wouldn't have done it!!" he said.
"Hey!! We had to try out, you pansy!" Sirius snapped.
"Yeah, but we were actually good!" James retorted, which earned a slap on the back of the by both Lily and Sirius.
"They can't all be that bad!" she said uncertainly. Both James and Sirius both gave her a look that plainly said 'Excuse Me?'.
"Well, you have to remember that they're only second years!" said Alice.
James and Sirius both rolled their eyes.
"Pur-lease! They SUCK! Last year when the Beaters were having a go, one nearly knocked my head off my bloody shoulders!" said Sirius.
"Well, they're nervous." Mumbled Lily. James rolled his eyes and patted his girlfriend's shoulder.
"Lils, as much as I love you, there is just some things you can't you can't understand. Like Quiditch." He said with a sweet smile.
Lily gave him a very colorful hand gesture.
"Ouch, Lily! Niiice one!" said Sirius, "You da man!!!" He raised his hand to give her a high-five while James smacked him across the head.
"I don't think so." Lily said. She turned to Alice and started talking about the latest news in the Daily Prophet. Sirius rolled his eyes.
"So, boys, let's talk about manly things!" he said.
Remus raised an eyebrow as he sat down at table from the library where he had been doing some studying.
"I wasn't aware that there were any men around here." He said as he piled sausages onto his plate.
"Oh har har…" James said. Sirius rolled his eyes.
"Boys, here's the tough question; Llamas or Ducks…which do you prefer as manly-men?"
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"ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU DON'T SWING AT YOUR FELLOW BEATERS!! THAT'S WHAT THE EFFIN' BLUNDGERS ARE THERE FOR!" James screamed as Sirius massaged his head. The House Try-Outs hadn't been going the best all morning, and it was nearing lunch, and everyone was cold, cranky, and hungry.
"Captain, if we don't end this soon Black is going to have even more head trauma than usual." Said Samantha Haynes. Sirius glared at her and kept massaging his head.
"I guess, but we still need to pick a Beater…" James said.
"I say we pick the bloke that nearly killed Sirius. He'll make them games more exciting!" Michael Griffins, a fourth year and the teams Seeker, said.
Sirius swung it Beaters Bat as Mikeys legs, but Mikey with his fast reflexes dodged him.
"Is today 'Pick-On-The-All-Ready-Ego-Bruised-Sirius' day?!" he yelled.
"Yes." The whole team said in unison. Sirius glared and gave them the finger.
James sighed and blew his whistle.
"Ok, everyone sit down and we, as the team, will decide you will get the positions." The team huddled together and was discussing when Lily and Alice came and sat down in one of the stands.
"You know, I think next Quiditch game we really should dye our hair red and gold." Said Alice.
"I don't think I need to make much of a change though." Lily said, rolling her eyes and pulling on a piece of her blood-red hair.
"Uh, yeah." Alice said with a confused look. She quickly snapped out of it and got a dreamy look on her face. "Frank Longbottom asked me out!" she squealed.
"Congratulations Alice!" Lily said, and she pulled her best friend into a hug. Just as Alice opened her mouth to tell the redhead more of what happened, but they were interrupted by a high pitch squeal and a nasty sounding thwack!
Both girls whipped their heads around to watch Sirius run away, squealing as a third year chased him with a Beater Bat.
Lily and Alice rushed down in Leanne, a Chaser. She and the rest of the team (except for James, he was helping Sirius out) were doubled over laughing.
"What happened?" Lily asked franticly as Sirius screamed, "Sweet Merlins Nipples! Get this deranged kid away from me!"
Leanne wiped the tears of mirth away from her face and took quite a few deep breaths to calm herself down. "James told that bloke that he didn't make it onto the Beaters position and he went bonkers." She said before bursting into laughter. Even Lily and Alice couldn't help themselves, they started laughing too. A few guys on the team ran over (reluctantly, and still laughing) and helped James. The pulled the Beaters Bat out of the kids hands and pinned him to the ground.
"This is why I think Gryffindor is the best house to be in!" Lily said before she and Alice collapsed on the ground laughing.
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"It hurts!!!"
"Black, I will not ask you again to restrain your self from whining every time I touch you!!"
"Well, I wouldn't whine if you would just stop molesting me!!" Sirius voice came though the screen. The entire Gryffindor team, along with Lily, Alice, and Remus, had accompanied Sirius to the Hospital wing. The visitors burst into laughter upon hearing Sirius' words.
"Poor Sirius, he's being molested by a Healer." Said Remus.
Another yelp was heard and Sirius came out, looking flustered and creeped out.
"That woman has fecking cold hands!!!" he said.
Which only made the team laugh even harder.
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Happy Thanksgiving All!!!
Well, another chapter is up on our lovely sequel. Woot Woot!! I hope you liked this one and all the others to come.
Love,
Sinner.
P.S. If this chapter creeps you out a bit,
It creeps me out too. So don't worry. Hehe.
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