Visit from a Nekodemon
Yoruichi pays Ichigo a visit while Isshin and Yuzu listen at the door
I don't own Bleach
"Yoruichi, can't you put some clothes on!" Ichigo shouted, "You can't just be naked in someone else's room like that!" Yoruichi was unfazed by Ichigo's shouting, "Well, I'm sure you've realized that I didn't bring any clothes of mu own and I'm not going to wear any of your filthy rags." Ichigo indignantly shouted, "Hey! Can't you at least change back into your cat form?" "Not really," was Yoruichi's response, "It's a lot easier to talk to other people like this. You're not embarrassed, are you? Big strong Ichigo can face powerful Arrancers without flinching but cowers before the sight of a naked woman? That's kind of sad." Ichigo was speechless. Yoruichi continued, "This could be a major weakness of yours. We're going to have to do some special training to help you get over your prudeness." Ichigo was so scared he could barely move, "Special training?"
"Yuzu, I think it's time for you to take your bath now," Isshin said in a half concerned, half distracted tone. "No," Yuzu whispered angrily, "You go take your bath!" "Alright," Isshin said sadly, and then realized what had just happened, "Yuzu, you shouldn't be listening to this." "Why, what are they going to do?" Yuzu asked innocently. Isshin responded, "I'll have Rukia explain it to you when you're older. But right now go take your bath." Yuzu took her ear away from the door and went to put her glass back in the kitchen. Karin came up the stairs and asked, "Do you really have to do this? Ichigo's had plenty of girls in his room before and nothing big has ever happened." "That may be true, but this one's different. She's being really aggressive," Isshin explained to her. Karin shrugged it off and said, "He'll probably just burst through the door and knock you on your butt again. Or if he's really desperate, he may jump out the window. It's not like one woman can guard both escape routes."
"Yoruichi, this really isn't necessary," Ichigo was trying to reason with her, "You don't have to do this. I'm okay with being a prude, really!" Yoruichi wasn't convinced, "We have to do this, if we don't you'll be a virgin for the rest of your life. As your friend I don't want that to happen to you." Ichigo had to escape. He ran for the door, but Yoruichi was quicker and already blocked it. That left one option. He turned to jump out the window but there3 was already another woman standing there in a soul reaper uniform. She said, "Lady Yoruichi, I'm so glad I finally found you!"
