The Legend of Zelda
Season 1
Episode 2: Link's Afternoon Off
"Ahh." Link happily sighed, lying down in his bed. He was just happy he got an afternoon off from saving Hyrule. Usually by now, about two hours after beating Ganondorf, he's usually given a new prophecy or something. At least an arrow with a message full of swearing attached, and shot through the window of his room. He was now living in Hyrule Castle, as Princess Zelda had pretended to hire him as a bodyguard. They were the only two who were right about who actually killed Ganondorf in all of the games, as the soldiers usually succeeded in stealing the fame. Link didn't care about that though, as long as Princess Zelda was safe. He woke up from a dream that was so nice, if I listed it in this fan fiction story it would make it too inappropriate for ANYONE to read. Suddenly, he heard a 'WOOSH!' a 'Shink!' and a 'Shhhh…'. It was as if he was on fire… he had been shot with a fire arrow! (Well his hair anyway.)
"Ahh…That was one hell of a 24 hour period… my battle with Ganondorf and my dream… yeah… but what was that part before that? Well, I guess since I had a good night's sleep I'll get the afternoon off. But why does my hair feel…like a dodongo's belly? Oh shit, I'm on fire!" he yelled, running out in the hall. He forgot he was in Hyrule Castle, and, immaturely, yelled. Loudly. Zelda was already awake, and was in the Grand Dining Hall.
"AHHH!" Link yelled, still running. Zelda could hear him all the way downstairs, and so she went into the hall to investigate. But it was a moment too late to see him run down the hallway – or a moment too soon to watch him and laugh. Either way, he knocked into her and they fell out an open window, 30 minutes before breakfast.
"AHHHH!" They yelled, falling. It took about 10 seconds, since they were about 500 feet up (Big Castle). When they realized what was happening, seeing the lake underneath them (Lake Hylia), they just looked at each other and smiled. Then he and Princess Zelda landed in the lake, dousing his hair fire. Link knew then how he was going to spend his rare afternoon off.
End of Episode 2
