The Musical That Rocked Hogwarts: Draco & Hermione

Chapter 2: Jazz-Wasnt-Survive- SURPRISES!

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Hermione trudged up to her dorm .

She could hear someone crying softly in a corner. When she had gone farther down the hallway she found out who the crying figure was.

It was (GET THIS!) Voldemort. . . NAH JUST KIDDING!

But that would of been interesting , but he isnt in this story. NOPE NOPE NOPE! It really was . . . Draco Malfoy. Him crying?

NAHHHHHHH It REALLY WAS (and this is the TOTAL TRUTH!) Pansy Parkinson. Hermione felt that she needed to help Pansy, even though she was a Slytherin ( what is SOO bad about Slytherin's? I mean COME ON!) Pansy had tear stains all down her face and seemed that she had been crying for hours. Draco was no where to be found and so Hermione had to take the job of partrolling his places too, and she was gald she found Pansy.

" Come on Pansy get up, now tell me . . .why are you crying?" Hermione asked.

" Umm well Draco and I were singing a song, I dont know why we were but we just started too sing and we ended kissing at the end of the song and it was so embrassing because he was so CRUEL to me about it! And I couldn't help it! It was FATE!" She cried.

" Is that really all? Or did one of your Barbie's heads fall off?" Hermione asked.

Pansy looked up. " How did you know about my Barbie's?" Pansy asked.

" Now come on, EVERYONE knows about your Barbie fetish." Hermione said. " Really? How?" Pansy asked.

" I'm pretty sure it came from Millicent. She spread it like wildfire."

Hermione said just waiting for Pansy to explode.

" WELL I AM GOING TO GET THAT BLOODY WHORE! IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!" and with that Pansy was off to the Slytherin dungeons. To beat Millicent to a pulp. Hermione wasnt about to miss this. So Hermione followed Pansy but halfway there decided to go back to her room because she was tired and she was bound to hear from somebody else tommorrow. But first she had to go to Gryfindor tower. Hermione said the password and stepped through the passageway. Ginny came bounding up to Hermione with excitement. She had gossip.

" HERMIONE! Did you hear ? Pansy and Millicent got into a fight!" Ginny screamed. How? How did she? WHAT?

" I JUST saw Pansy go to the dungeons and that was 5 mintues ago. How did you find out they had a fight?" Hermione said

" Ooh well its all over the school" Ginny said. Damn things do spread fast.

" Uh well I better go Ginny, i am really tired." Hermione said rubbing her head. Her head was killing her.

In the Head Common Room Hermione stepped through the portrait hole to find a sleeping Draco on the couch. he looked so peaceful when he slept. That hair, all in his eyes IT WAS MAGICAL! But to keep herself from drooling she went to her room. ONLY TO FIND! Harry already in her bed with coffee stains on his shirt. Her bed was drenched in cold coffee.

hermione shook harry

" What have you been doing Harry? And in my bed! How can i sleep on this?!" she asked. Harry rubbed his eyes and sat up.

" And WHY ARENT YOU WEARING A SHIRT? I CAN SEE YOUR MAN BOOBS HARRY!" She screamed, but not to loudly. She didnt want to wake up Draco.

" What? I DONT HAVE MAN BOOBS!" Harry yelled ( but not too loudly he didnt want to wake Draco) and looked at his chest. he never noticed it before but he did have man boobs! OMG he needed to loose some weight or he was never going to get laid.

" OK, but thats not the point. Why is there cold coffee everywhere?" she asked as harry got out of her bed . She walked over to him.

" WHY IS THERE COFFEE?!" she screamed, but not too loudly, she didnt want to wake Draco.

"ok I'll tell you. But its only because . . .i went partying tonight at some jazz club." he said.

"Let me explain" he said getting out of bed. YET HE HAD THE URGE TO SING! AND THE URGE TO SING ABOUT WHAT HE DID! He opened his mouth but instead of words . . . .THERE WAS NOTES! (along with words that went with the notes) "Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all

That

Jazz

[COMPANY]

Skidoo!

And all that Jazz

[COMPANY]

Hotcha!

Whoopee!

And all that Jazz

[COMPANY]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

So lick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip

Is gonna blow the blues

And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at United Drug

I case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do that-

Jazz

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose

[ALL]

And all that jazz

Right up here

Is where I store the juice

[ALL]

And all that jazz

Come on, babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I bet you luck Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

to all that Jazz?

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[COMPANY]

And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

[COMPANY]

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle

[COMPANY]

If she'd hear her baby's queer

For all that jazz

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

Come on babe

Why don't we paint

The town?

And all that jazz

I'm gonna

Rouge my knees

And roll my

Stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that-

[COMPANY]

jazz

No, I'm no one's wife

But, Oh, I love my life

And all that Jazz!

[COMPANY]

That Jazz! )

" AND HARRY SANG IT! Hermione was blown away by his performance.

"Wow Harry that explains it all" She said and with that she cleaned up her sheets and her and harry got into bed and went to sleep. AND THEY DID NOOOOOT DO ANYTHING ELSE! geez you crazy perv . . . (sees Snape) VASERS!

IN Gryfindor Tower Hermione's current boyfriend , Seamus Finnigan was talking to Dean Thomas about his ,er,relationship with Hermione. But it had all gone wrong. She had caught him wiht Parvarti. No wonder she was in a bad mood. She hadnt told anyone, but decided she keep him (WHAT IS SHE CRAZY?! for now, yes) So Seamus was chatting to Dean when Dean felt an urge to rap in reggae and for Seamus to come fully clean, while singing. So you can only guess what came next . . . Both Seamus and Dean heard music and they started singing while going down the stairs to the common room. "(knocking)

Seamus: yo man

Dean: yo

Seamus: open up man

Dean: what do you want man?

Seamus: my girl just caught me

Dean: you let her catch you?

Seamus: I don't know how I let this happen

Dean: with who?

Seamus: the girl next door, you know? ( well the girl upstairs in hermione's old dorm)

Dean: man...

Seamus: I don't know what to do

Dean: say it wasn't you

Seamus: alright...

chorus 1 (Seamus)

honey came in and she caught me red-handed

creeping with the girl next door

picture this we were both butt naked

banging on the bathroom floor

how could I forget that I had given her an extra key

all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

(Dean)

how you can grant the woman access to your villa

trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow

you bettah watch your back before she turn into a killah

best for you and the situation not to call the beaner

to be a true player you have to know how to play

if she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay

never admit to a word when she say

makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

chorus 2

but she caught me on the counter

it wasn't me

saw me banging on the sofa

it wasn't me

I even had her in the shower

it wasn't me

she even caught me on camera

it wasn't me

she saw the marks on my shoulder

it wasn't me

heard the words that I told her

it wasn't me

heard the screams getting louder

it wasn't me

she stayed until it was over

(chorus 1)Seamus

I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see

why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me

(Dean)

make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix

whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex

as funny as it be by you, it not that complex

seein is believin so you better change your specs

you know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past

hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass

Rik-boy your answer: go over there

but if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

(chorus 2)

(chorus 1)

Seamus

how could I forget that I had given her an extra key

all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused

I've been listenin' to your reasonin' it makes no sense at all

we should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused

you may think that you're a player but you're completely lost

cause I say

(chorus 1)" t

hey had gathered quite a crowd they did not want. SO NOW EVEYRONE IS GRYFINDOR TOWER KNEW SEAMUS HAD CHEATED ON HERMIONE! And you know how things happen . . . well the news spread. AND PRETTY DAMN FAST AT THAT! The Next Morning At Breakfast Everyone had already forgotten about the Seamus and Hermione news. It was old.

BUT A SHOCKING SURPRISE CAME ABOUT!

Goyle stood up on the Slytherin table and turned to Crabbe, whos face was red. They both looked very mad at each other Goyle opened his mouth because now HE had the urge to sing, and he had a good singing voice, surprinsly

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong And I grew strong and I learned how to get along And so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key If I'd have known for just one second you'd back to bother me Go on now, go walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die Oh, no, not I-I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high And you see me, somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you And so you feel like droppin' in and just expect me to be free But now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me"

Everyone was shocked, they never knew Crabbe and Goyle were GAY!!

"I always being the second one behind you. it was always Crabbe and Goyle why couldnt it be Goyle and Crabbe every once and a while huh? I mean I LOVED YOU! and you ripped my heart out, showed it to everyone, threw it on the ground, and stomped madly on it! I hate you you fucking bastard!"

Goyle screamed. Everyone was shocked, AGAIN!

Draco stood up and yelled,"You two get away from me faggots!Dont talk to me"

Then Graham Norton (gotta love em) popped up with his hands on his hips. "Who are you calling a faggot? Have you even seen my show?" (i love his show in Comedy Central, you should watch it sometime, Thursday nights 10/9c)

Draco ran out of the great hall with Hermione running after him.

"what do you want Granger?" he asks

"I was just wondering about you, are you okay?"

"Okay? YOU EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY?! I JUST FOUND OUT MY TWO CRONIES ARE GAY!"

"ok well are you ok now? did u get it all out? ready to go back in? ill go with you"

"ok lets go" and he held her hand. CAN YOU FEEL THE SPARK?! lol I CAN!

But back to the STORY!

later on in the day

Hermione was at her desk in the Head Common Room when suddenly Goyle walked in

"what is it? asshole day?" she asked with a look of disgust on her face

"No im just here to see Draco"

"Ugh gross Goyle, dont touch him. BAD MENTAL IMAGE!" she screamed then ran tot he bathroom to throw up. Goyle said as he watched her run

"whatever" then turned and pushed open the door

"GOYLE! EXCUSE ME I AM ON THE JOBBB!" Draco yelled and Goyle saw the body of a girl with sweat drenced hair stuck on her face

" I-I'm sorry . . .

"Oh its ok Goyle, would you like to join us? . . ." WHO WAS THE GIRL! EH? Find out next chapter

XXXXX hey sorry about updating so late I am working on 2 School Of Rock fanfics and starting on a X-Men and a 10 Things I Hate About You fanfics. But here is an update FINALLY! and next chapter there will be 4! songs instead of 3, it builds a song a chapter. LUCKY YOU! Well peace out

Peace,Love,AND HEATH LEDGER!

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OR

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