A/N: READ THE BOTTOM AUTHOR'S NOTE! IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND A LOT OF THE SEXUAL INNUENDOS! Alright, second story~ Warning, this one is sexually explicit...o3o But no one gets eaten~ By the way, although I say 'bears', they only have the bear ears and tails...because I do not plan on having any beastiality in this...it would be soooo wrong....

One Piece Fairytales

Fairytale 2:

Them Bears (Our version of Goldilocks and The Three Bears)

WARNING: YAOI (SmokerxAce)

Back into the land of fairytales, we reach a new destination with a new story. The golden meadow glows brightly in the sunlight as the grain sways along. Miles and miles (well, maybe not that much) garden fills the yard around a large, beautiful house. Three bear men live here, and they are very busy bears.

First, there is Kizaru, the Pervy Bear, the biggest and most perverted of the three. He waits at the doorway, wearing his large sunglasses with a creepy grin on his face. "Cmoon~ Gotta go to work, boys!" The big ol' dark brown bear stretched, "Ohohoho~"

The second slowly made his way out the door, yawning loudly. This bear is Aokiji, the Icey Bear, the medium-sized bear and the sleepiest. His dark fur was poofy, and he wore a face mask over his eyes, lifting it and sleepily staring at Kizaru, "Don't wanna…"

"Ah, ah, ah~ We gotta do marine stuff today," Kizaru wiggled his finger in a teasing scold, peeking in the door, "Where are ya, Smoker? Yer gonna make us late~"

The final, glaring bear stepped out, closing the door as he scowled. He put two cigars in his mouth, snorting. This bear, named Smoker, the Smokey Bear, was the shortest and meanest of the three. "I'm here, damn it!" he grumbled, stomping over beside them, the disheveled smoke-toned fur ruffled in the breeze.

"Mkay…it's time to go," Aokiji sighed deeply, waking up as much as he can. Smoker grumbled impatiently as Kizaru adjusted his sunglasses and dashed off at the speed of light, the others walking in the same direction towards their work...

Moments later came a teenaged boy of 18, named Portgas D. Ace, happily making his way down the trail towards the meadow. A bright smile graced his lips as he looked at the lovely house. He stared at the door for a long moment before saying "I'm hungry~" and going inside, forgetting to close the door behind him.

He looked around, trying to locate the kitchen and smiling again when he found it. "Mm~" He sighed as he stepped in, catching the scent of freshly made porridge, "Food~" Peeking at the three bowls of porridge placed on the table, he thought out loud to himself, "I don't think the houseowners would mind if I take a bite of their yummy looking oatmeal...besides, I'm really hungry..." He lifted up the first spoon, grinning as he dipped it into the floppy porridge, taking a bite. "...this one's too cold! Cold porridge tastes gross!" He smacked the spoon down, going to the second bowl.

Taking in the delicious, salty/sweet scent of the milky textured porridge, he lifted the next spoon and hungrily took a bite. "Nn...too lukewarm...and...it's got a weird texture...tastes a little funny, too..." Feeling a sudden uncomfortable mood, he slowly lowered the spoon and moved to the final bowl. He grinned as he watched the steam pour from the bowl, quickly raising the spoon and taking a bite, "Mmmm~ It's hot! I like it so much!" He moaned as he licked the spoon, dipping it into the bowl again and slurping up the hot porridge, blushing in delight. He lapped at the spoon, licking the oatmeal that trickled down his chin before continuing to eat his breakfast. After a few more delicious spoonfuls, he finished, giving a content moan as he placed the spoon down, "That...was amazing porridge~ But I'm sooooo full...I need to sit down somewhere comfy."

Ace made his way into the living room, looking at the three chairs placed in front of a fireplace. "Perfect~" he sighed, making his way over to them. Sitting down in the first chair, he shivered, quickly standing up, "Waaay too cold...so cold, I can't stand it..." He frowned as he moved over, sitting down in the recliner beside of it. "Well...I guess this is nice...but it stinks, like smoke...I'd probably like that one over there better." He got back up, plopping his butt down in a comfortable rocking chair. "Well, this is fun~!" He smiled brightly, rocking back and forth, snapping his fingers to light the fire. "Whee~"

After happily rocking in the chair for about an hour or so, he yawned. "Man...I should get to a bed before I pass out on the floor...ate too much porridge..." He slowly got out of the rocking chair, rubbing his eyes as he walked up the spiral staircase into...the depths of the bears' bedroom...

He stared around at the three beds. "Hmm...which one is the best? I need the perfect bed to sleep on..." He flopped down onto the largest bed, waiting before feeling uncomfortable again. "It feels weird..." he mumbled into the pillow, getting up quickly as he felt something wet and sticky on the sheets, wiping his hand on a dry corner. "Eww..." he shuddered, backing away and sitting on the second bed. His eyes widened and he bolted up as he felt a sudden chill on his butt. "Why is all this stuff so cold!" He lifted the sheets. "Oh...ice cubes..." He gave an unamused look, putting the sheets back on and gazing longingly at the final bed. The soft red eyes lingered over it for a while before lying down, sinking into the sheets. "Eh...the bed smells like smoke, too...but...it feels soooooo right~" He groaned gently, nuzzling the bed with his butt stuck up in the air, instantly falling asleep and gently snoring...

A few hours later, the three bears arrived home. "God...damn it..." Smoker growled, "Walking was totally pointless!"

Aokiji nodded in agreement, "Yeah...I wish I had my bike." All three suddenly noticed that the door to their house was wide open. Kizaru lowered his sunglasses, staring over for a long moment before giving an awkward smile.

"Well, well, well, someone's in our house~" He cooed, being the first to step inside, the other two following behind. Making his way into the kitchen, he placed his hands on the table in front of his porridge, rising the spoon to eye level, "Ohoho, now, someone's been licking my spoon, boys~ Very naughty of them~ Naughty, naughty~" He wagged the spoon in Smoker's face, the captain glaring at his superior.

"Get that thing out of my face...who knows where it's been...besides, your spoon is the least of my problems, because someone ate all my damn porridge!" He smacked the bowl off the table, giving a growl.

"Mm...someone actually liked your porridge, huh? It's too hot for my liking~" Kizaru commented with a wink, making Smoker blush.

"Sh-shut up! Damn pervert..." He muttered as he crossed his arms.

"I suggest we go into the living room to discuss this intruder...shall we?" Aokiji recommended, the other bears nodding in agreement and stepping into the living room. They automatically noticed that their chairs looked a little different than from what they had left them this morning.

"This is nice! Someone's been sitting in my chair, too!" Smoker gave an angry look, chomping down on the two cigars in his mouth. Kizaru laughed, watching his chair rock back and forth slowly.

"Oho, someone's been sitting in my chair too, Smoker, and you know what? It's still rocking~"

"Yes, my chair has been sat in as well...but if they're not in here...where are they?" The three bears sayed silent for a moment before all coming up with the final destination.

"The bedroom..."

They hurried upstairs to see if the culprit was still there, for they were Marines; they would not tolerate being used by a moocher! Examining the first bed, Kizaru placed his hands on his hips. "Well, I know one thing...someone has been in my bed, and it wasn't Drake..."

"No, it wasn't, because they're in mine!" Smoker snapped as he pointed at the boy lying on his bed, "That's the one who ate my porridge!" The three of them stared down at the sleeping Ace, his butt still hoisted into the air with a slight view of his panties underneath the skirt he wore. Smoker's eyes never faltered their direction, and his pants tightened from the perfect view. The silence returned and lasted longer than expected...right before Kizaru remarked:

"Put him in my bed, and I'll rape him..."

Smoker turned his eyes over to look at him. "What if I want to...?" He muttered, moving onto the bed over top the boy. A feeling of lust overcame Smoker, sliding his hands down to unzip his pants.

"Nice, perv~" Kizaru smirked, wrapping his arm around Aokiji and stepping out, "We won't come knocking~" He waved, closing the door.

After removing his pants, he let out a groan, his hard cock erect and pressed against the lining of the bright red panties. Ace gave a moan, shifting underneath him and opening his eyes, "Ohh....is......this your bed....?" He asked tiredly, moaning again as Smoker rubbed against him. His cheeks turned pink and his head lifted from the pillow, shifting his gaze back.

"Yeah...but I can share for now..." Nails dug into the fabric of the skirt, tearing through it with immense ease and making the boy whine.

"Those......are my only clothes..." He pouted, "You're a 'Smokey the Bear' bear, aren't you? I just know it." He moaned and arched his back slightly as the tip of Smoker's cock pressed harder against him.

"Shut up..." Smoker grumbled, putting two new cigars in his mouth and whispering in his ear, "Just enjoy..." He held his cigars out to Ace's fingers, the boy nodding as he lit them. Smoker put them back in his mouth, moving his hands down the sides of his panties and lowering them to his knees. The warmth of his fingers made Ace's freckled cheeks deep scarlet, turning a shade darker as one of these fingers intruded his entrance. He moved it back and forth, in and out of the boy's heat, his desire increasing with each noise that escaped his soft lips. "You know...you owe me for eating my porridge."

"Nn...d-do I? How should I owe you?" Ace gave a sly smirk as he tightened around his finger. Smoker, then, began to blush as well.

"Let me...have your body...to use as my heat." He pulled his finger out quickly, making the boy beneath him shudder, "Let me shelter my cock inside you........let me love you..." The stunning red eyes looked back as Ace sank his body into the sheets and turned onto his back. He wrapped his arms loosely around his neck as he gave a seductive smirk.

"I'm all your's, Smokey the Bear~" He spread his legs out for him, the wet heat inviting as it was placed out before him. In a sudden quick thrust, Smoker entered deep, giving a groan of intense satisfaction. Ace bit his lip, wiggling his hips around in an attempt to adjust to the intrusion. They were suddenly seized by his large, firm hands, keeping him steady as he began to thrust at a starting steady pace. They panted against each other's lips, sweat making their bodies slick to gain more friction. The black haired beauty moaned in ecstasy, gripping onto him as if holding on for dear life. The pace became faster, and the larger man groaned heavily, pressing his lips against the skin of his neck. Ace squeaked softly as his cock pressed into a sensitive spot deep inside him, which only made Smoker grind into him harder. The boy cried out, his body shaking as he escaladed closer towards his orgasm. The tighter his entrance got, the harder Smoker thrusted, making him reach his orgasm in no time. "Aaaaaaahhh!" He dug his nails into his neck as his cum poured over his hips, squeaking when Smoker came inside him moments after. They soaked in each other's pleasure until they both fell asleep in the bear's bed.

The ending? Well, Smoker decided to keep Ace as his pet...and made sure to keep Kizaru away.

They ended up with a happily ever after~

A/N: Ok, this is the stuff you should know...

1: Yes...there was something in Kizaru's porridge that SHOULDN'T have been there...

2: The same stuff was on his bed...

3: Ace eats porridge very sexily...=w=

4: Kizaru knows what Smoker's 'porridge' tastes like...XD

5: Yes, Ace IS crossdressing.

The next story up will be "Pigs Fail"! Enjoy~!