At Toon Manor; Duncan walked into the dining room yawning.
"Good morni-" Duncan said before noticing that all his roommates were angry, "Why the angry faces?"
"I think you know why." said Bugs.
Duncan sat down on a chair confused.
"No I don't." said Duncan.
"You shaved my head." Marco who had his hood on his head said pulling it down, revealing he didn't have any hair.
"You switched out my shampoo with pink hair dye." Sonic who had pink fur said.
"You sold my cloak to a bidder on eBay." Raven who didn't have her blue cloak said.
"But look at dem legs." said Beast Boy and growled causing Raven to blush.
"Get a room." said Sonic.
"Rou-stuck-gallons-of-reanut-rutter-in-ry-routh." Scooby Doo who was eating peanut butter said.
Everyone became confused at what Scooby said.
"Duncan placed peanut butter in Scoob's mouth." said Shaggy.
Everyone nodded.
"Yeah that makes sense." said Spongebob.
"You took my bill away." Daffy who didn't have a bill said.
"You dyed my natural streak of turquoise hair blond." Jackie whose hair was fully blonde said.
Bugs became confused.
"Wait I thought that streak was dyed." said Bugs.
"It's a funny story." said Jackie.
"You put some very unusual clothes on me." Dudley Puppy said before lifting a leg up, revealing pants.
"You replaced both my arms with frozen yogert and milkshake dispensers." Cyborg said before lifting his hands up, revealing said items.
He looked at them and smiled.
"Sure the milkshakes and fro yo's are amazing." Cyborg said before turning to Duncan angrily, "But still."
Duncan is shocked.
"Whoa I may play pranks on you guys which is weird because I thought it was Easter Today and not April Fools." He said.
Everyone nodded at that.
"But I didn't do any of these things." said Duncan, "I was out visiting my family last night and didn't come back till 2:00 in the morning."
Sonic scoffed.
"Please, we know how cold you are on April Fools. Besides, I remember the prank I pulled on Leni last year." said Sonic.
Flashback
Sonic in his natural fur color walked to a bathroom and opened the door up, only for it to open part ways and see that there was a chain lock on it.
"Huh?" said Sonic.
He looked in the room and saw Leni was brushing her hair.
"Leni, why is there a chainlock on this door?" said Sonic.
"I put it there cause I need the personal space. Besides, I have to use the toilet real soon." said Leni.
Sonic looked at the readers and winked before looking back in the room.
"Alright, but I should tell you that isn't the second floor bathroom." said Sonic.
Leni stopped brusher her hair and turned to Sonic.
"Say what now?" said Leni.
"Yeah you're actually in my bedroom, the bathroom on this floor is actually a very fancy vase with some cat designs on it." said Sonic.
He pulled a table with said vase over to the room.
"Please, please, let me out, I need to go really bad." said Leni.
"Fine, unlock the door and I'll let you use the bathroom." said Sonic.
Leni nodded.
"Alright." said Leni.
She unlocked the bathroom and walked out of it before Sonic walked in and locked the door.
The dumb blonde then thought of something.
"Wait a minute." said Leni.
End Flashback
"So that's why I had to buy a new vase." said Spongebob.
He then glared at Duncan.
"Come on, I didn't do any of that stuff. What about Luan, she could have done all of that." said Duncan.
"We placed her in Arkham Asylum last night. Safety precaution." said Charmcaster.
"So that leaves you as the prime suspect." said Owen.
A knocking was heard at the front door and Duncan walked over to it to see some of the manor residents friends were very angry.
The teen groaned.
"Okay, what'd I do this time?" said Duncan.
"You gave me liposuction." Globox who was very skinny said.
A Headless Ray was waving angrily at Duncan.
"You removed my boyfriends head." said Janna.
"You sold me mansion to someone for only a dollar." said Scrooge.
"And look at our tongues." Bobby, Ronnie Anne, and Mayor Kronk said before sticking their tongues out, revealing that Bobby's was blue, Ronnie Anne's was grey with orange spots, and Kronk's was pink.
Duncan became confused by Kronk's tongue.
"What's wrong with you?" said Duncan.
Kronk grabbed a light chain and pulled it down, making all the lights go off and revealing that Kronk's tongue was glowing in the dark.
"Hey who turned out the lights?" said Spongebob.
"More importantly where did that light chain come from?" asked Lincoln.
"We want justice, all 8,582 of us citizens of Toon City." said Kronk.
The lights came back on and everyone saw that Duncan was gone.
"Where'd he go?" said Bobby.
Globox looked around and saw that Rayman was gone and shrieked.
"MY BEST FRIEND HAS BEEN VAPORIZED!" yelled Globox.
Everyone shook their heads.
"No he hasn't, Duncan took him away obviously. In fact, there are ways you can tell if anyone is American." said Janna.
Cutaway Gag
In England; a woman was walking to the bathroom but Knuckles walked out the men's bathroom.
"Excuse me." said Knuckles.
The woman looked at the echidna before putting a hand to her ear.
"Found him, but I'm not to sure he's the guy we're looking for." said the woman.
"Is he American?" said a male voice from a speaker.
The woman saw that Knuckles was standing infront of an American flag with an assault rifle in hand and tons of cheeseburgers next to him as a speaker system playing rock music played out.
"Extreamly." said the woman.
End Cutaway Gag
With Duncan; he was hiding in an alleyway with the headless Rayman.
Duncan sighed.
"This is crazy." He said. "Why would they think I did that?"
Headless Ray punched Duncan and kicked him.
"Dude, I didn't even get rid of your head, I don't even know where it's at." said Duncan.
Headless Ray then gave Duncan the bird.
"Cute, very cute." said Duncan, "Someone's trying to make me seem guilty for April Fools this year."
Headless Ray pulled out his smartphone and managed to type down 'Who' and showing it to Duncan.
Duncan sighed and walked to a bench.
"I could guess Luan Loud, but she's in Arkham." Duncan said before doing some thinking, "Or is she?"
Later; the two were in Arkham Asylum at a visitor area.
Luan then appeared on the otherside from where they were sitting at and grabbed her phone before putting it to her ear.
"Well, story checks out." said Duncan.
