"How many other wives are there besides me?"
I'm sitting on the floor in the training room, talking my best friend and mentor, Tifa. Sitting next to her is Frost and Denkichu, my two buddies that live in the palace.
"Uh, not sure, but I do know that Princess Imani, Princess Kairi and her two sisters, Princess Xion and Princess Namine, are going to be joining you shortly." Frost said. Denkichu was chewing a sandwich that came out of nowhere.
"What do you mean by 'shortly'?" Tifa asked.
"Where did you get that sandwich?" I asked.
"Found it." Denkichu grinned.
"Okaaay, well. Are they coming now?" Tifa questioned intently.
I was too busy wondering where the hell Denkichu got that sandwich to hear the trumpets blaring outside.
Tifa grinned. "New students. Yaaaay!" She got up and started towards the door, a spring in her step.
"I'll be there in a sec. Gotta get into my favorite fancy dress!" Sarcasm dripped off Denkichu's voice; she is not a big fan of dresses.
I got up and walked towards the door. I slipped into my room and put on my favorite summer dress, the one with the blue spaghetti straps. That is the only dress I am ever going to wear in this life. Live with it.
I skipped down the marble stairs, happy as a clam. Wait…can clams be happy? Why did people come up with that metaphor anyway? What's the point? Who invented metaphors?
You know what? I'll ask Tifa later. She knows everything.
I was in the courtyard, waiting for the other princesses to come. I think the rock I'm holding is super interesting. At least I think it's a rock. It's all crystal looking and stuff. I'm gonna keep it.
"Nice rock you got there. Where'd ya get it?"
I looked up to see the evil man I am to marry. Xemnas, with long silvery hair and gold eyes, was staring at me hungrily.
"Uh, why are you staring at me like that?"
"Because you're so beautiful and you're going to scream when I'm crushing you with my-"
"Shut up before I mess you up!" I screamed, a gut-wrenching picture entering my usually innocent mind.
I just noticed something. I picked a wrong choice of words.
"I'm okay with that, beautiful."
Why the hell does God have to put me in these kinds of situations?
Suddenly, a girl with short black hair and blue eyes karate-kicked his ass into next week. Right in the pressure point. Nice.
"Hey, I'm Xion. You are?"
"Saphira Luna Draggonet, Princess of Lunaria. But call me Saph."
"Cool. I'm a princess too. I'm keeping watch over the darker regions, you know?"
"Yeah. Hard work. Where's everybody else?"
"Gummi Ship."
"What the hell is a gummi ship?"
"It's a ship we use to travel in space."
"Nice."
Xion seems like a good person. I hope she stays that way. You know how people can flip on you, right?
I started to walk away from Xemnas's unconscious body.
At least I thought he was unconscious.
I felt him grab my ankle and pull me on the floor.
Where the hell is Xion when you need her?
I kicked him in the face and scrambled toward the door.
I knew then I couldn't stop running.
'Cause my life depended on it.
Hey, peeps. I couldn't wait. I had to put this up. It was calling me from my flash drive.
'UPDATE, SAPHIRA, UUUUUUPDATE!'
I had to. I couldn't help it. :D
Review more. Or else I won't update next, next Monday!
Stay awesome peeps
I go see 'I Am Number Four'
PEACE—
Saphira
