"Wut!?" I cudent totally believe it. Loeanrodua was secrelty in luv wif… ME!? I was confliceted… I was happy that someone wass total y in love with me… but also sad becos I didn't love him back and I dident want to break him heart. But I had to tell him now instead of like lede him on…

"IM SORRY LOONARDO DA VICINITY BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU BACK"

He gasped like this :O And I could see pure heartbrayke in him blue eyes. "NOOOOOOOOOO the luv of my life duz not love me back!" he made a sad face and started running away

"wait loeandordo I need to spieack to you!"

"what?" he wondereedd curiously.

"I need relationboat advice… im secretly in love with…. ALTAÏR IBN-LA'AHAD"

"wtf… you rejected me and now youre asking me for relationsubmarine advice? I think KNOT" then he ran away, heartbroken, there were tears pourin out of him eyes like a waterfall. Like the water in venice theres lots of water there, except no waterfalls just bowts.

"wate no leopard I didn't mean to totally offand you!"

"no go away I don't ever want to see you aagain!" he ran off


I sat on my totally bed, crying. First of all I make my totally crush fink im a creep, then my mum AND my sister call me a creep too for stalking my crush's instragram which isn't even like creepy at all, then I lose my best friend! I couldn't believe how bad my day had been. I just wanted to crawl into bed and cry, so I did. Then to make myself feel better I went through altairs whole instantgram, all the way back to the photos from 1186. He wos sooo totes hot. I read te comments. Someone had commented 'you look cute in this photo altaïr." I was kinda jellus until I read his reply. "yeah of course I do, im way more attractive than anyone else including YOU"

Wow he was like sooo totes rood. Whatevs. What if he dident fink EYE was handsome too? What if he thought I was like totes ugly?

"Ezio cum downstairs your uncle Mario is visiting for dinner" yelled my mother.

I was upset I didn't want to, I was busy crying. I looked in the totally mirror at my eyes, they were red and puffy from crying. So I pulled up my assassins hood which covered my eyes. Then I walked down the stairs and sat at the table waiting for dinner.

"ezio take that hood down it's not polite to ware hoods at the dinner table." Said my mpm.

Oh no… theyd see I'd totes been crying and wud ask me why and thered be all these like questions… aghrr. "no thanks I don't want to get sunburnt."

"ezoi you are inside you carnt get subnurnt. "

I sighed and took down my hood, hoping no one wud totally notice. To my missfourtne, they did.

"ezio are you ok!?" asked my totlly sister Claudia, shess really ncie to me even tho I totally yelled at her earlier. I actuelly felt rly bad abowt that.

"yes im fine."

"ok ezio whats really wrong?" asked my totally uncle Mario. He cud always get ppl to tell the truth with his friendly ways.

"Ok fine… first my totally cruhs thinks im a CREEP LOSER and my best friend LEONARDO DA VICHY left me becos he was secretly in love with me but I don't love him back I love…. ALTIAr!" I thort they d think it was a totes dramatic reeveal

"yeah we know, youre always talking about him," said my sister, Cloudy Day.

"you do? I wondered aloud. How?" then I had another thought. "Uncle maria can I come to your house for the weekend?"

"umm sure."


On the totally weekend I went to my uncles villa in monterrigioni. The real reason I wanted to go there wos becos there was a totally shrine to Altaïr in the basement. So I went to the shrine strate away and looked longlingly at the totally statue of him which was behind bars. There were 6 others statues of other fames assassins except they were less totes hot. I could see altiaerrs fashenable clothes behind the locked bars, I didn't know how to totes open them but I susspected that it had sumfing to do wif the other statures.

Suddenly…. I heard footsteps. Whose were they? I totally wondered. They were….. ALTAÏR'S! uh totes oh… he wud fink I was even more weord!

"oh hi ezio," he went. He seemd to have forgotten about the incident yesterday, that wos good. "I'm here to get my othr clothes/" he put seals (not the animal) in all the statues and the totally bars in front of his statue opened up! Then he took the fashionable balck designer armour and robes off the dummy. "excuse me I need to get changed."

I bulshed and turned around.

"ok you can look now, look at how amazing and fashionable these designer robes are." They did look pritty amazing on him. "I designed them myself you know, becos im the best at fashion design just like im the best at everything else."

Suddenly….. malik (not like one direction but like assassins creed malki) walked into the room. "you are not the best at everything! you are a stupit dumb loser jerk and i HATE you!"

Suddenly altair….. burst into tears! Then he ran away in his designer armour and robes crying.

"Maleficient did you have to be so mean to him?"

"WUT!? Youre accusing ME of been mean to HIM!? That total JEKr who MADE MY ARM FALL OFF AND GOT MY TOTALLLY BIG BORHTER ….. KILLED!?

"noo malick im sorry…"

But he angry ran away.

Oh my totally god my life was going so bdly these last few days… now malik hated me too? I ran away, about to cry, but I tripped over. I had tripped over… ALTAIR

"sorry alter, I didn't mean to do that." But he didn't reply he wos too busy… sobbin g uncontrollably.

"altair are you ok?"

"NO!"


This was a super fun chapter to write. And im sick of ppl telling me I carnt spell and stuff… well I spell some things wrong that's true but everyone makes msitakes I think we shud look past their flaws. Oh yeah and im sick of people telling me I carnt draw… just look at all the amazing pictures for my stories… WERE THOSE DRAWN BY A 7 YEAR OLD? NO, IM A BETTER DRAWER THAN EVEN ALTAÏR!

Ok enough angry, love you all xoxo Reenava