Okay, so yeah, none of Glee is mine, of course. The only thing I own is this story, no characters or whatever :D

Forgot to mention before, but this is my first fanfic that I've ever wrote, so please review and let me know what you think! Would be much appreciated!

Considering it was about half the Glee club's first time drinking, Puck figured he'd just get the cheap kind for them, and the heavier stuff for the cheerio's and footballers. Even though the last party he went to was for the jock's and other 'cool' kids, Puck didn't remember what Finn and the other guys are like when drunk or even how much it takes for them to be at least tipsy, seeing as he was too busy getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant. But Puck decided he'd be safe and get more than enough, and then at least he'll have some spare for later. Puck loaded his truck with all the alcohol and drove his way to Santana's. He actually didn't live too far away from her house, but thanks to him carrying all the drinks, there's no way for him to deliver it all at once by foot.

He knocked on the door a couple times until someone finally answered. "Oh, hey Puck. What took you so long?" It was Mike. Puck was a little surprised that Santana let anyone else actually open her own door, but he thought it was best not to question.

"Yeah, never mind that. Listen, help me carry all the alcohol inside. I didn't know how much I needed to bring, but there's no way in hell I can carry all that by myself." The two made their way back to the truck and opened the trunk.

Mike wasn't prepared for the mass amount of alcohol he was about to carry. "Woah, there's enough for a whole bar in here! This must have cost a fortune!" His jaw still dropped open as he finished his sentence, not taking his eyes off the sight in front of him.

"Yeah, but I figured I might as well get too much rather than not enough." Puck leaned over to pick up some of the alcohol. "You get the wine coolers, I'll manage the rest" Mike grabbed what was left and they both went back to enter Santana's house.

"Holy crap. Dude, d'you think you got enough?" Finn asked sarcastically with eyes widening. Rachel stood up from the rather comfortable-looking chair. "Hold on Noah, you brought alcohol? Santana, I thought you said this was going to be just a simple party with light refreshments!"

"Oh, lighten up Berry. Look, Puck did bring light refreshments, see? Wine coolers for you and anyone else who isn't willing to get drunk enough that they won't remember much the next day." Santana took some of the alcohol off Puck to put in the kitchen for safe keeping. Once everyone had something to drink, she went over to turn the stereo on. "Okay, now that we're all here, and with something to kick us off, let's start the party!" Everyone cheered and began their party with the first sip.

As the time went on, the number of empty bottles began to increase rapidly, as well as the volume of noise in the house. Whenever a popular party song came on, everyone joined together so they could all dance in unison, albeit not well. People were crashing into each other and knocking things over; even the ones who could usually dance were being careless. Puck thought he would go round to everyone while they're drunk so he can figure out what kinds of drunk they are. Just as he went to explore, he could hear laughter booming around the room. He turned his head to see Mercedes and Tina practically rolling around on the couch laughing at god knows what. "Okay, I guess they're 'happy' drunks. What are they even laughing at?" Puck wondered. He stumbled over to the pair and asked what they were laughing at, but they just ended up breaking into hysterics. Puck awkwardly laughed and moved away from the duo.

Puck spotted Quinn making her way over to Puck. He braced himself. "You! You did this to me!" She was clearly furious at Puck for getting her knocked up. He wondered why he didn't see this coming. "I can't believe you, you've ruined my life! I used to have abs before you destroyed all hope I had of getting out of Lima!" Quinn stormed off without even waiting to hear an answer from the silent teenager.

With that out of the way, Puck walked over to Mike and Matt to see something quite unexpected. "Hey, what're you guys up to?" Puck asked curiously. "Ohmygod, Puck, hey!" Was Matt… Speaking? Puck couldn't remember the last time he said 5 words to him. "Wow, it's sooo good to see you here, man! Hey, listen to this! Me and Mike have the best idea, ever! Well, I didn't really think of it, but hey, what're you gonna do, right?" Matt was surprisingly a chatty drunk. Who'd have thought? "Yeah, anyway, we're totally spiking everyone's drinks! It's hilarious seeing everyone so drunk!" Mike said slyly as he giggled to himself. Puck couldn't help but be shocked at how mischievous Mike becomes after drinking. It's weird not seeing him be so innocent. "Really? Why didn't I think of that? Listen, I'll be right back, I just got some stuff to check out" Puck waved them off and walked away to see who else he could find.

In the corner of the room, Puck spotted Brittany stripping and dancing to whatever song was playing in the background with only Artie as her audience, throwing whatever dollar bills he had to throw. "Brittany dancing for Artie? That's weird" Puck didn't know why he said that out loud, he wasn't speaking to anyone. "It's totally uncalled for!" Puck spun around to see Santana with a half empty bottle of Tequila in her hand. "Why does that stupid, nerdy boy get to have a dance from Brittany when all I get is having to watch from here?" She was pretty much breaking down in tears at this point. Weepy hysterical drunk, Puck thought. "Uh, you could go over there and dance with her? I'm sure she won't mind, and I'm even more sure Artie won't." Santana looked at him confusingly "Oh what do you know? You're just a boy!" After she said that, she still made her way to join Brittany and ignore all the looks that Puck was giving her.

Puck only had three more glee clubbers to get to and he seen Kurt standing around with a bottle of water in his hand. Puck decided to question this madness himself and walked over to Kurt. "S'up, Hummel. Trying to sober up?" Kurt gave Puck one of his prized bitch faces. "Oh, please. The last time I was drunk, I mistook Ms. Pillsbury for Bambi and threw up on her shoes. I'm sure it was even less fun for her, having to take multiple de-contamination showers." Puck broke into a rather loud laughing fit. He hadn't heard this story before, but he had to admit, he had found a new respect for Kurt Hummel. "Man, Kurt, I think that's the most badass thing I've known you to do!" Puck gave him a pat on the shoulder, but Kurt just looked at him confused. "And I do believe that's the first time you've called me by my first name, though I fail to see how that's considered 'badass' but thanks I guess." As much as he wasn't used to speaking on good terms with Puck, Kurt secretly appreciated the contact.

"So, have you seen Finn or Rachel around?" Puck began to move his head in hopes of spotting them somewhere. Kurt thought for a second and answered "Well, by now, I imagine Rachel is trying to eat his face off even more than usual, though I can't say where they'd be" Puck exhaled deeply. "That clueless bitch…" Kurt had heard what Puck said under his breath as he walked away and he couldn't hold back his laugh.

Puck walked into the kitchen to grab another beer before heading off to find Finn to see if his face was still Rachel-free. He heard some talking coming from one of the rooms leading to the kitchen, so he decided to press his ear against it to see if he could listen.

For a while, all he could hear was giggling, but after a few seconds longer, Puck heard a voice. "Come onnn Finn, let's just dance together! You know you want to, now that you're not with Quinn anymore" Rachel's voice seemed to drag every word along more than it should. Puck could tell instantly just from this that she was the needy girl drunk. Again, he could hear giggling, but it wasn't from Rachel. "Finn?" Puck thought. It was weird, but hearing Finn make those noises brought a smile to his face. "Or, if you don't want to dance out there, we can toootally dance in here alone?" Rachel began to lower her voice a bit in hopes of trying to entice Finn, but Puck was having none of it. He knocked on the door so it didn't seem like he was listening in, although nobody would know seeing as they were drunk, and opened the door.

"Hey, you guys okay in here?" Puck asked coolly. "Iiiit's Pucky!" Finn lunged at Puck and wrapped his arms around him to squeeze as hard as possible. "Pucky?" Confusion broke out on the clueless teen, but all he had as a response was Finn's child-like laughter. Puck couldn't hold back his smile again, and tried to pry him off of his body. "Oh, Noah! Say, would you wanna dance with me seeing as Finn won't?" Rachel began to make her way to Puck, but he wasn't having any of it. "Hell, no. Go find yourself a man who actually wants to be around you for once." He said it pretty bluntly, but she needed to take the hint. She had a lost puppy sort of look going on but she huffed and stormed out of the room, leaving the boys alone in the room.

Finn broke into laughter again and almost began rolling around, "Wow Puck, that was hilarious! If she made me dance with her, I would've just collapsed on her like this!" And with that, Finn almost completely lost control of his body and fell on top of Puck, who was unprepared for Finn to land on him. Puck stumbled to catch him, but he managed to lift Finn back to his feet. "Geez, Finn, you weigh a ton!"

"I do not! I'm only a growing boy!" Finn playfully shoved Puck on the shoulder and smiled uncontrollably. Puck grinned back. "Growing? Fuck, if you don't stop growing, you'll be as big as the house!" Puck shoved back with slightly more force and smirked at Finn's reaction. "That's it!" Finn gave a quick chuckle and charged at Puck, tackling him to the ground. The two of them laughed helplessly and rolled around until Finn managed to wrestle his way on top of Puck. Their laughter both continued for a while, until Finn flopped himself completely on his Puck. "Fuck, you really do weigh a lot!" He started to chuckle again, but found no response from Finn. He lay there silently and pressed his ear against Finn and heard him snoring lightly. Puck gently rolled Finn off of him and took a while to look at him. "Cute…" He snapped back up and said to himself. "I did not just call Finn Hudson 'cute'." Puck bent over to lift the guy up and tried to throw him over his shoulder so Finn didn't have to walk. He opened the door and seen Kurt in the kitchen. "What happened to him?" He asked, looking genuinely concerned. "Dude went overboard and drank too much. I think I'm gonna drive him home so I know he gets there safe." Puck went to leave the kitchen until Finn woke up and gave him a surprise. "Wow, am I flying?" Kurt stifled back a giggle and turned to Puck. "Hold on now, you've been drinking too. I brought my Navigator, so I can drop people off who are too damn drunk to even walk right now. Let me take him home, but you can come with"

"Really? Great, thanks man." Puck gave him a smile as he spoke. Finn chose now to talk again, not paying any attention to the conversation. "Hey, that's not my ass! Where's my ass?" Finn was sounding quite upset, but Puck and Kurt both started to laugh again. He threw his hands on both of Puck's ass cheeks, making him jump a little, "Squeeeeze!" Finn tightened his grasp on Puck and the latter let out a little gasp. "Yeah, let's get him down in my car as soon as." Kurt suggested, looking both shocked and in hysterics. Puck found Santana and thanked her for a great night, then said his goodbyes to the rest of the club. He reminded himself to tell Mike and Matt how successful they were in spiking peoples drinks tomorrow.

Puck and Kurt made their way to the ride home. Kurt went to the back door and opened it for Puck. "Just throw him here. I'm sure he'll be fine as it is." He listened to Kurt and carefully tried to place Finn in the back seats without hurting him. Once he had managed, he went to the front seat next to Kurt and then set off to Finn's house. "I don't know how you're gonna manage to explain this to his mother. Won't she flip out?" Kurt began to panic a little bit at the thought. "Relax, I've known his mom for years. She's actually pretty cool. She might scold Finn a little, but she'll let it go." Puck assured.

In the back seat, Finn was squirming and making moaning noises. "Wh-where'm I? Puuuuuck? Where's Puckyyy?" Puck bowed his head in shame and turned slightly red. Kurt turned his head to the side for a second in confusion. "Pucky? Seriously?" He laughed at the name for the self-proclaimed badass. "Hey, I dunno where he came up with that, it's weird!" Puck shook his head. "Puuuuuck, where are you? I want my Puckyyy!" Finn was starting to get a little louder in the back. "Aww I think he wants you, 'Pucky'." Kurt smirked at the new nickname which he was not about to let go any time soon. "Ugh, great… Uh, hey Finn, I'm hear now. It's gonna be okay, alright?" Puck struggled to think of what to say, he wasn't used to this kind of situation. "Where're we going, Pucky? I'm sleepy" Puck was pretty much face palming right now, and Kurt was finding it hard to stop laughing. "Don't worry, we're taking you home. I'm gonna take you to your room and put you to bed, okay?" Finn perked up a little bit. "Is my Puck gonna join in my bed and rock me to sleep in his biiig strong arms?" Puck couldn't believe what he was hearing. He was pretty sure he was going to have to convince Kurt not to tell anyone about this. "Oh my Gaga, this is just golden" He said to himself behind his laughter.

The boys had just arrived at the Hudson household, so Puck was lucky to avoid the question. "Just wait here for a second, won't be long." He stepped outside of the car and went to open the back door to retrieve Finn. He had to grab him by the arms and drag him out, but none of them seemed to mind. Finn stumbled to his feet and had his arm around Puck's shoulder. "You just looove touching me tonight, don't you?" Puck found himself blushing slightly, but he knew Finn wouldn't notice. "Pfft, you just wish I would more" Puck knocked on the door, knowing that Finn's mom would still be awake, waiting up for her child. The door then began to open, with Carole behind looking happy as always. "Oh, hi, Noah! How are-" She took a minute to look at her son "Wow, what happened to Finn, is he okay?"

Puck knew that Carole would be cool with Finn drinking. She was a pretty relaxed mom. "Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just tired, mostly"

"Alright, well could you set him down on his bed for me? You know where his room is." She smiled at him and let them both inside. Puck had been to Finn's house so many times in the past, it practically became a second home for him. He led the stumbling teenager up his stairs and into his room. "Okay dude, so just lay down on your bed, I'll try and see you tomorrow, to see how you are, alright? Puck tried to sound as if he'd done this before, but he knew he wasn't doing the best job. "Mmkay, bye Pucky, love youuu" Finn had pretty much dozed off seconds after he had spoken.

With a sigh, Puck turned around and went to leave Finn's room. Before going through the door, he had spotted an old photograph sitting on Finn's desk. It was of the two of them playing in the park sitting on the grass. They had their arms around each others shoulders and giving the camera the biggest smile ever. "I can't believe he still has this…" He said to himself. "He's surprisingly nostalgic, isn't he?" Puck looked up to see Carole standing outside Finn's room, watching Puck. "He's had that photo there since the day it was taken and I don't think he's even thought about moving it since."

"Yeah…" Puck started. "He always did want to get lots of photographs, 'for memories sake', he said."

"It's nice to know you two have been such good friends since you were young. Even now, during all the baby drama, you two are still as close as ever." Carole's words made Puck smile like a child. "Yeah, I couldn't stop speaking to the big dope even if I tried." Carole let out a soft chuckle. "Well, thanks again for bringing him home. Do you have a way of getting home?"

"Yeah, my friend Kurt is gonna drop me off home." Puck had never called Kurt his friend before, so saying that made him feel a little strange. Happy strange. "Okay then, I'll see you out." The two made it back outside and Carole sent Kurt a little wave from the door. He gave one back along with a smile. "Well, I'll see you later, Mrs. Hudson." Puck gave her a smile before he was about to leave. "Oh honey, you know you can call me Carole" She almost looked offended by not being called that at first. "Oh right, I'll see you later then, Carole." He walked back to Kurt's car and gave her a wave as they drove off.

Puck let out a big sigh and threw his head back against the car seat. "Thanks for doing this, Kurt. You're actually a pretty cool guy." Kurt went a little red at the comment. "Well, it's nice that you've finally realised that after having tortured me with slushies and dumpster diving, but thank you."

"Yeah, sorry about all that." He could feel the conversation getting a little awkward, but thankfully, he didn't live all that far from Finn, so getting to his didn't take all that long. After a couple minutes of the two making small talk, they arrived at Puck's house.

"Thanks again for this, Kurt. If you're going back there, please just don't mention what Finn was like. I do still wanna be seen as a badass, y'know." Puck looked a little worried as he asked Kurt for another favour. "Don't worry, my lips are sealed. And you're welcome. I'll see you whenever. Bye!" With that, Kurt drove off.

Puck walked to his house and opened his door with his keys. All the lights were off, so he assumed his mom and sister were in bed. He crept upstairs and wandered into his room. Throwing his clothes off around his room, he leapt onto his bed and into his covers. Before going to sleep, Puck picked up the photograph on the table next to him. It was a copy of the one in Finn's bedroom. The boys grinning without a care in a world.

So yeah, this one is a lot longer than the first chapter, but I'm hoping that the next ones will be around this length. Feel free to post a review of what you think so far, I hope I'm doing well enough in making the characters act like how they are in the show!