Dan woke up strapped to a chair with a grey helmet on his head and a slight headache. "Oww my head is killing me... where am I? why am I strapped to a chair?" Suddenly all his memories came back and hit him like a brick wall.
"Those ponies! THEY DRUGGED ME!" Dan struggled furiously trying to free his arms and legs, almost breaking the chair.
"I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE I AM!" dan heard the sound of hooves hitting the floor. "oh! you're awake! good I can't record everything while your asleep."
"LET ME GO YOU SAVAGE!" Dans face started to turn red as he realized she was doing tests on him and broke one arm free as the arm broke off the chair
"YOU DRUGGED ME YOU VILE HORSE I HOPE YOU ROT IN HE-"
"Calm down, or I'll have to cast another sleeping spell on you! "
Dan yelled at her for another 30 seconds saying things twilight didn't pay attention to as he kept trying to free his other arm before just breaking the whole chair. Dan started to step towards the unicorn after throwing the blinking helmet off.
"I'LL THROW YOU OFF A BRIDGE YOU YOU STUPID EQUINE HOW DARE YOU I-.. I.." Dan started getting sleepy and fell to the ground as Twilight casted a sleeping spell on him for the second time that day.
"Sorry! but if your heart rate gets any higher, or if you got angrier you would have had a heart attack! you should have had one by now with that blood pressure, a normal pony would be dead at that rate!" dans eyes started fluttering closed as he muttered something unintelligible.
"wow, and that sleeping spell took longer than usual.. I better get a metal chair, or he'll just break the next one..." twilight trotted upstairs out of her basement to find a chair and apply straps to it as dan fell asleep on the floor, previous rage forgotten. 'aww the little guys kinda cute when he's sleeping and doesn't have a scowl on his face' twilight thought, looking back downstairs as she closed the basement door.
...
Twilight was assaulted by a pink blur that tackled her to the ground as soon as she got out of the basement
"Ohmygosh is the creature awake can I see it yet? lemme see it! is it awake, does it like partys?doesit?twilightweshouldthrowitapartycauseit snewtoponyvilleand-" "pinkie!" *gasp* "Iwonderifitlikescupkakes!canittalk?i'msoexited!ca nwekeepitasapet,canweCANWE?!"
"PINKIE!"
Pinkie stopped and looked at twilight.
"No the human isn't awake yet, it can talk, and how did you find out about him?"
"ohhh, it's a him? rainbow dash told me about the creature she found just a couple of half an hour ago! he's new in town, CAN I THROW HIM A PARTY?"
Twilight pushed Pinkie off of her and started walking off to the furniture and quill shop to find a sturdy chair with Pinkie following behind her.
"No, Pinkie I don't think you can throw him a party. It might take him a day or two to ... calm down.. anyway. he seems to get angry really easy, a party might give him a heart attack and I'm still not sure if he's going to be a threat to ponyville. I have to make sure he won't attack or hurt anypony."
"Oh well that's ok I guess... I can throw him a party later! oh look! its rainbow dash! I'm gonna go talk to her, bye Twilight!" Pinkie waved a hoof and bounced over to rainbow dash.
Twilight walked into the store and almost immediately found the perfect chair.
"Aha! this chair is perfect!"
...
As Twilight walked down the stairs she saw the foul mouthed human was still asleep and wondered if all humans were this angry. Twilight walked up to dan and removed his straps from the other broken wood chair, Strapping him to the now stronger metal chair with metal hoofcuffs. They were meant for hooves but she found a pair of hoofcuffs that would be secured around his wrist perfectly. Twilight secured his leg straps and put the helmet back on his head. She was a little worried the chair didn't have chest straps to hold the humans chest in place, but surely the cuffs will do fine at keeping him relatively still.
After Twilight cleaned up the bits of wooden chair she looked at the human who still hasn't told her his name yet and thought better of the situation. Twilight didn't want a repeat of before or he could hurt himself, so she took the helmet off his head and took the human, still strapped to the chair, upstairs to her bedroom with her magic.
Twilight figured the human might feel more comfortable if she didn't do any tests for now and was in a equipment-free environment so he would be more calm.
...
As Dan awoke he remembered where he was and had an urge to set this whole house on fire. if he was in a house, it looked more like a tree. dan heard voices downstairs and anger started clouding his mind.
