A/N Reno is just not very smart sometimes

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Reno walked up the hallway towards Yazoo's office . He had been busy avoiding the silver haired beauty for 2 weeks , to give him time to cool off after the whole cute secretary comment .

He walked in to find Yazoo on his hands and knees crawling around his desk. His mind went straight to a dark place as he appreciated the view of Yazoo's perfect butt and hips stuck up in the air.

He imagined that ass in a tight red leather pencil skirt , bent over his own desk , with Reno stood behind him. He imagined Yazoo calling his name as he took him.

" RENO , OH ! RENO!"

RENO!

Reno shook his head bringing himself out of the daydream to see Yazoo looking back over his shoulder at him annoyed .

" I asked you what you want! " Yazoo said grabbing hold of the side of his desk to pull himself up off the floor.

" Oh... uhhh... I can't remember."

" Why am I not surprised ?" Yazoo said rolling his eyes and sitting behind his desk .

" Were you sent to pick up the finished reports maybe?" Yazoo asked reaching into the desk drawer to retrieve them.

" Oh Yea! That's it ! " Reno said walking over to accept the files from Yazoo's outstreched hand.

Yazoo rolled his eyes again and turned once again to his computer to begin work on the next set of reports.

" Why were you down on the floor ?" Reno asked , his curiosity getting the better of him.

" I beg your parden " Yazoo asked , leaning in a little closer to his computer , squinting his eyes to see the numbers on the screen.

" I asked you why you were on your hands and knees on the floor " Reno said , sitting on the corner of Yazoo's desk.

" None of your buisness . Now get off my desk and get out of my office " Yazoo said turning away from the screen to face him.

"Aww Yazoo why you got to be like that?" Reno said pulling a hurt look on his face .

" Number 1, I am not a girl for you to make a pass at, and you are not gay . Number 2 , I will not be distracted from my work by a clown like you , and Number 3 , just get out!" Yazoo said once again turning and staring hard at the screen .

" That don't answer my question Dollface !" Reno said picking at the small ornamental plant Yazoo had sitting on the desk.

" Leave my plant alone Reno" Yazoo said with a sigh and sqinting at the screen .

" I will if you tell me what you were looking for " Reno said picking the plant up.

Yazoo turned back to Reno and glared at him . "If you know what's good for you , you will put my plant down right now and leave my office."

" I just want to know what you were looking for is all. I walked in and saw your cute little ass stuck up in the air and I thought it would look real good in a tight leather pencil skirt , bent over my desk." Reno said laying the plant back in it's spot on Yazoo's desk.


Rufus was just stepping off the elevator and heading towards Yazoo's office to find out if Reno had arrived to get the reports . He got his answer when the sounds of broken glass and a body hitting the wall was heard coming from the far end of the hall, where Yazoo's office was located.

Rufus just turned around and headed back to the elevator, taking out his cell phone ." Hello Maintainance department? We need a new window for Yazoo's office on the fifth floor."