A/N:- Hey guys! I am back once again with another chapter. I am sorry for those who expected gag in the first chapter. But don't worry. Shit will get serious from this chapter and there will be a shit load of gag and ecchi. So hold on to your seats and let's begin.
Disclaimer- Highschool DxD belongs to their rightful owners and I only own Akiyo.
Chapter Two- The disastrous misadventures at Kuoh University.
Akiyo was sleeping peacefully on his bed as the slumber of night took over his soul and submerged him in a temporary stasis. Suddenly Akiyo was dreaming again.
Akiyo dreamt that he was standing in emptiness. There was nothing around him. He looked around and saw that the darkness left no chink in it's armor.
"You can't protect him" A mysterious female voice said. Akiyo quickly turned to the direction of the source of the voice. But he couldn't see anything.
"You will fail once again Akiyo-kun." The voice said again and this time the owner appeared. A female in a skimpy black bikini outfit with black wings was facing Akiyo.
"Raynare." Akiyo said in a dark tone.
"He was so cute on our first date. It was so hilarious. The ending was my favourite part though." Raynare laughed a laugh so evil and perverse that Akiyo was flinched in fear but then he remembered something and started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Raynare asked confused.
"Did you know why I couldn't protect him?" Akiyo laughed an even grimmer laugh. This time Raynare was flinching in fear.
"It's because I wasn't with him. I was away from him." Akiyo said then a pair of metallic jaw attached to a thin wire appeared in Akiyo's hand. Then he flicked his wrist in Raynare's direction and the jaw grabbed her neck. Then the wire pulled Raynare to Akiyo's direction and Akiyo grabbed Raynare's neck with a tight grip.
"But I won't make the same mistake twice. I will do my best to protect Onii-san no matter what." Akiyo said and then looked at Raynare with a psychotic killer look and said,"And this is a promise.". Then Akiyo swung his left leg behind and above while bending his body forward and slammed Raynare head first on the ground. The impact was so great that her neck snapped and she instantly die. Then Akiyo's dream ended.
Suddenly he got a text message. Akiyo became slightly worried that who might text him late at night. He checked his phone and saw that Issei texted him. "Help me!" Was what Issei wrote. Without wasting another second, Akiyo jumped out of his bed and ran towards Issei's room. Numerous delusions were invading Akiyo's mind and he was freaking out. When he arrived infront of Issei's room he slowly turned the knob and saw that it was unlocked. Akiyo went inside and saw that the bed where Issei normally sleeps has 6 naked women sleeping on something or someone. Suddenly a hand protruded from the group of women and held a phone. It was typing something and suddenly Akiyo got another text. "Can't breathe." Issei wrote. Akiyo was now sure that it was none other than Issei. Akiyo stared at the sight infront of him while thinking how he can save his brother. Then he got an idea and ran out of the room.
(Issei's POV)
I don't know what happened but my trustworthy of a brother suddenly left the room. I know I am surrounded by big, soft and squishy boobs but I also need to breathe. Akiyo suddenly appeared once again but he had something cylindrical in his hand. Wait a minute! Is that a grenade? And what is Akiyo trying to say? Probably the words,"Close your eyes.". I shut my eyes tight. A few moments later a loud bang was heard and the encasement of boobs were suddenly loosening. Someone grabbed my arm and pulled me out then started to run. I tried to run to match it's speed. "Open your eyes nii-san." I heard Akiyo's voice. I opened my eyes and saw that Akiyo stood infront of me with a smile. But wait a minute? Is Rias and the others alright? But most importantly, are their boobs still intact. I dashed towards the room and saw that Rias, Akeno, Asia, Xenovia, Rossweisse and Irina were on the bed with spirals in their eyes. I quickly checked their boobs. I gave a small squeeze to each of them. Thank goodness they were alright. I went outside and confronted Akiyo.
"Are you mentally insane or something?" I yelled in a low voice.
"Well it did work. Besides there weren't much time so I had to 'wing it'." Akiyo smiled.
"By using a damn GRENADE?" I yelled loudly.
"Stun grenade for your information and don't worry. All it does is distract nearby targets. Other than that it's completely harmless." Akiyo explained. My mind was aching from Akiyo's military explanation.
(Normal POV)
Rias and the other girls noticed Issei's absence and they freaked out.
"Issei? My Issei?! Where are you my dear Issei?!" Rias called while looking around desperately.
"Issei-san? Where are you?" Asia asked in her cute desperate voice as she started crying.
Akiyo entered the room with an arrow signboard with the word 'Here he is' and pointed the signboard at Issei. Asia and Rias dashed towards him and squeezed their breasts to Issei's head.
"Issei where did you go? Did you miss my boobs? Don't worry you can have them for as long as you want tonight." Rias said while pushing Issei's head towards her gigantic bust.
"Issei-san don't go like that. I was so scared when I didn't feel your presence near me. Are you angry at me? You can do whatever you want with me tonight." Asia said as she desperately tried to push her small breasts against Issei's head. Akiyo simply stood there watching the incident and smiled. "Must be nice being wanted. I do admit I am a bit jealous. Wish I had someone. Just one." Akiyo thought.
"Alright break it up. The poor guy can't breathe thanks to your breasts." Akiyo said. Rias and Asia pulled away and saw that they were now holding an unconscious Issei. "See what I mean?' Akiyo face palmed.
"IIISSSSSEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!" Everyone screamed with tears in their eyes.
"He's not dead dammit!" Akiyo said then carried Issei to his room and laid him down on his bed.
"Onii-san will stay with me for tonight." Akiyo strictly stated.
"Akiyo-kun, please don't be unreasonable." Rias said with a teary voice.
"UNREASONABLE MY ASS! YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM!" Akiyo yelled.
"Akiyo-san please don't say that. I can't sleep without Issei." Asia said in a teary voice. "Dammit Asia nee-chan! Why do you have to be so darn cute and innocent." Akiyo thought. Suddenly a pair of hands wrapped around Akiyo's left arm and he saw that a helpless Rias was looking at him with quivering lips.
"But Akiyo-kun I have the 'I will die if I don't sleep with Issei' Syndrome." Rias said. "R.I.P Biology" Was what Akiyo thought. Then he pulled out a sprayer and started spraying water on Rias but it backfired as Rias's wet body glistened in the darkness, especially her signature bust. Akiyo looked in another direction and was thinking of numerous ways to get rid of Rias.
"Hey you no good fat assed Author infront of the screen!" Akiyo yelled at the sky.
"Who're you calling fat assed?" The Author said.
"Get me out of this." Akiyo said.
"…..." The Author was silent.
"Author?" Akiyo asked.
"Truth be told I ran out of ideas." The Author said.
"You son of a bi-" Akiyo couldn't finish his sentence as a 90 ton hammer fell on his head.
"Did you forget who is writing this?" The Author said. Akiyo, seeing as he ran out of options, looked up to his last resort. He summoned a toy hammer and started hitting Rias on the head. To his surprise Rias let go and collapsed on the floor while holding her nether region and panting heavily. Akiyo wondered what caused Rias to behave like this. He examined the hammer and on the side he saw words in fine print, 'Orgasmic Hammer. Hit a female with it and she will have the most massive and pleasuring orgasm of her life. Does not work on males.'
"The fuck?" Akiyo said.
"It's the best I could come up with." The Author said.
"…..." Akiyo looked at the hammer then at Rias. "Fine you win. You can sleep with my brother." Akiyo thought as he carefully picked up a panting Rias and placed her beside Issei.
"Asia nee-chan you may sleep with him as well. But mark my words. Suffocate him again and I am throwing both you and Rias out of this room." Akiyo said sternly to which Asia agreed. Akiyo laid down on the cold floor and saw that other girls were crowding his door.
"No way! Just those two. The rest of you can't." Akiyo said and then closed the door. Then he proceeded to sleep on the floor. Morning came rather quickly as Akiyo grunted as he shifted. "Wake up my dear Master nya!" Akiyo's phone alarm rang. Akiyo shifted his hand lazily and managed to turn it off. He felt as if he was on a soft surface. When he opened his eyes he saw that he was back on his bed. He was wondering whether last night's event were a dream. He looked at his bedside table and saw that the 'orgasmic hammer' rested there. That was enough to convince Akiyo that last night's events were real. He even went to his baggage and saw that one stun grenade was missing. Akiyo changed and grabbed his blue jacket and headed downstairs. He went to the dining room and saw that everyone sat there while having breakfast. Akiyo greeted everyone and then sat on one of the chairs and was quietly having breakfast.
"Thanks for letting me sleep in your room." Issei thanked.
"Wish we could sleep together. Like we used to do when we were kids." Akiyo said.
"Well you could've just slept on the bed instead of the floor.' Issei said.
"I could've but there were two beauties on either side of you. So there weren't any place." Akiyo said while Asia and Rias blushed.
"Did you sleep with Akiyo-kun?" Koneko asked Rias with a teary and heartbroken voice.
"No. No I didn't. He's still pure." Rias patted Koneko's head and Koneko sighed in relief.
"Anywho now let's get down to business. I will go to university with you. Alright. I still have to enroll to finish my studies." Akiyo said.
"Pack your books. You are already enrolled." Rias said.
"What when? More like how?" Akiyo was dumbfounded. He finished breakfast and quickly went upstairs and to his room. He saw that on the study table there was a routine with new books. He smacked his head and started laughing as Akiyo thought,"Guess I was so excited over my computer and devitube channel that I forgot to notice this.". He quickly packed his backpack and went downstairs. He then joined others and embarked on his journey to university.
"Ah! Finally I'm in second year. I can't wait to see the new girls there." Issei said.
"You're excited for that?" Akiyo laughed.
"Why can't you understand. There will be more new sets of boobs." Issei stated in a epic voice.
"I'm trying to understand but it seems like a useless pursuit if you ask me." Akiyo said.
"USELESS?" Issei was shocked and was getting ready to give an epic speech about boobs but Akiyo took out a duct tape at the speed of light and wrapped Issei's head with it.
"My fetish only limits to Catgirls. Your dream is to become the harem king but my dream is to become the greatest Catgirl fetishist ever born, to become the greatest gamer and to become the greatest electrokinetic user." Akiyo said.
"That's a lot of dreams you have there." Xenovia said.
"I already achieved one of them. Two remains." Akiyo said proudly. Everyone reached Kuoh University and Akiyo looked around the campus and then followed Issei and the others to the inside of the university.
"Yo Issei! What's up?" Matsuda greeted.
"Motohama senpai and Matsuda senpai? How are you? It's been a while." Akiyo greeted.
"Who are you?" Motohama asked.
"It's me! Akiyo." Akiyo said.
"Akiyo?! As in Akiyo Hyodou? As in Akiyo the appealer of Kuoh?!" Motohama exclaimed.
"Appealer?" Xenovia and Irina wondered.
"Thanks to Akiyo being a copy of Kiba, the girls of Kuoh would try to make Akiyo motorboat their boobs." Rias explained.
"In my defense, I didn't enjoy it one bit." Akiyo defended. Matsuda and Motohama punched Akiyo so hard that he flew to the stratosphere. While everyone was watching, a screaming Akiyo was on his way to the stratosphere.
"Why did you do that?" Xenovia asked.
"I warned the guy. But he didn't listen. Now he's facing the consequences." Issei sighed. Meanwhile Akiyo stopped screaming and successfully reached the stratosphere. He looked around then decided to take a selfie. He took a few more pictures while he was still there and now finally he was falling back down. While he was accelerating uniformly, he was thinking of what attack name he should use. Then finally Akiyo made up his mind and was now diving towards Kuoh University.
"Heavenly revenge body slam!" Akiyo said his attack name as he landed right on top of Motohama and Matsuda. "What kind of attack name was that?" Everyone thought. Akiyo again started walking towards his class while suddenly they met up with Kiryuu.
"Oh? Is that Akiyo-kun? How are you?" Kiryuu greeted. "A wild Kiryuu appeared." Akiyo thought. Akiyo dashed at Kiryuu's direction and Kiryuu was ready to give Akiyo a big hug but just as Akiyo was 1 meter from Kiryuu, Akiyo side stepped then wall ran and then finally stood on tip toe and skidded to a halt. Kiryuu had a wtf expression while Akiyo gave a victorious smile and was on his way to class again. Akiyo parted with his brother and entered his class. Just then the teacher entered the class and Akiyo was shocked to see who it was.
"Alright class, take your seats. I have an announcement to make." Rossweisse said.
"You got to be kidding me." Akiyo was dumbfounded.
"We have a new transfer student. This is Akiyo Hyodou. Try to get along with him. Alright?" Rossweisse said as Akiyo wrote his name of the board.
"I hope to become friends with you. Please take care of me." Akiyo said politely. Just then Akiyo saw a familiar face.
"Koneko-chan? You are also in this class?" Akiyo said and Rossweisse smirked.
"Akiyo-kun take a seat beside Koneko." Rossweisse said with a grin. Akiyo simply walked towards his seat not caring about Rossweisse's intentions. The boys in the class were burning with jealousy. One boy even put his foot out so that Akiyo may fall. Akiyo saw it and gave a short skip and roughly landed on the boy's foot dislocating it. The boy yelled in pain and looked at Akiyo surprised. Akiyo returned with a killer challenging look and an expression that said,"Don't mess with me.". Akiyo went and sat beside Koneko. Koneko blushed just at the sight of Akiyo.
"I'm glad to see someone I know, otherwise I would've felt lonely." Was what Akiyo said but Koneko translated it into,"I'm glad to see you. I was lonely without you.". Steam exited Koneko's albion head while Akiyo legitimately freaked out.
"Koneko-chan! Are you alright?" Akiyo put his hand on Koneko's head.
"A-a-a-ai-um-um-u-u-u-u-uh-al-al-al-al-al-reit!" Koneko stammered so much that Akiyo barely understood what she was saying. Rossweisse seeing the incident instantly broke down crying.
"Why am I alone? Why don't I have someone who does those things to me?!" Rossweisse cried.
"What the fuck is happening?" Akiyo was getting confused. Akiyo knew there was no end to this so he slung Koneko over his back and pulled a crying Rossweisse out of the class. Akiyo's first stop was Issei's classroom. The moment he entered everyone was surprised to see the crying valkyrie.
"Nii-san take care of this one, will you?" Akiyo said as he left Rossweisse in Issei's hands. Then Akiyo went to the medical room and put Koneko on one of the beds. By this time Koneko already fainted from embarrassment. Akiyo took out his phone and called Rias to let her know about this.
"Hello?" Rias said over the phone.
"Nee-chan it's me Akiyo. Apparently your rook didn't feel good in class. She had steam coming out of her head, she was stammering and she's fainted right now. So I took her to the medical room." Akiyo said in a flat-out tone.
"Alright. Now tell me did you say something along the lines of,"I felt lonely."? Rias asked.
"Yes" Akiyo said.
"Did you put your hand on Koneko's forehead?" Rias asked again.
"Yes." Akiyo said.
"Did you carry Koneko on your back to the medical room?" Rias finally asked.
"Uh? Yes. I also had to deal with a crying valkyrie so my hands were pretty much full. By the way how did you know all this?" Akiyo asked. Rias sighed over how dense Akiyo is.
"I'll be there. Wait for me." Rias said and cut the phone. Akiyo waited in the medical room watching over an unconscious Koneko. He was surprised how much Koneko's small frame and figure changed into a perfect hour-glass figure. Koneko also kept her hair long instead of her iconic short hair. But Akiyo admired at how much cuter and more beautiful Koneko became since the last time he saw her. Rias came in after a while and smirked.
"Are you checking her out?" Rias grinned.
"What? NO! What gave you that idea?!" Akiyo flailed his arms around.
"Just for your information, her sizes are…..." Rias was about to say.
"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! I didn't hear anything" Akiyo covered his ears and dashed out of the room while Rias giggled. "He's so cute when he's nervous. Unfortunately not as cute as Issei." Rias thought and smiled. Akiyo stopped dashing and was now walking normally. The moment he entered his classroom he was greeted with envious daggers. Akiyo simply flicked his hand with a chibi expression and the daggers returned to their owners. The owners then started strangling each other in jealousy. While Akiyo simply took his seat and watched everything happen.
(2 hours later)
An ambulance arrived in front of Kuoh University and took the last batch of unconscious students to the hospital while Akiyo was dealing with the police.
"It's hard to believe what you said." One of the officers said.
"I know it's impossible to believe. But if you want, you can ask the girls. They were also there" Akiyo said.
"We did and they said the same thing. So let me get this straight. The boys were so jealous of themselves that they strangled themselves to death. Correct." The officer repeated.
"Pretty much. Yeah." Akiyo said.
"And you survived because…..." The officer trailed off.
"Because I wasn't jealous of anything or anyone." Akiyo finished the sentence.
"Unless you killed them." The other officer said.
"The only thing I am guilty of is being innocent." Akiyo said. The officers were now convinced that this was nothing more than a suicidal attempt and left. The rest of the day went by normally and finally it was time to leave. Akiyo visited the medical room first to check on Koneko. He entered and saw that everyone was there and Koneko was awake.
"Kiba senpai! How are you." Akiyo hugged Kiba.
"I am fine. It's been a while Akiyo-kun. How are you?" Kiba asked in his usual smile.
"I am well." Akiyo said and then went near Koneko.
"How are you feeling?" Akiyo asked concern written all over his face.
"Better now that you are here." Koneko said with a faint blush.
"I'm glad." Akiyo smiled and put his hand over Koneko's head and lightly patted it. Steam escaped Koneko's head again and Rias quickly moved Akiyo's hand away.
"You can only make a girl faint once a day." Rias smirked while a gigantic question mark hovered over Akiyo's head. "He's still dense." Everyone thought as they sighed.
A/N:- Alright! That's it for this chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. Also there's a reason why Irina doesn't know about Akiyo being Issei's brother. It will be revealed much later in the story. See you next time!
