Tobari-chan: Woot, another chapter. I'm writing this in honor of Chad! My bestfriends ex-boyfriend who is like the perfect guy ever. He's sweet, and kind, and hot, and a skater guy, and he plays in the graveyard with Luegi boards...
Manda-chan: Are you sure that's safe?
Tobari-chan: Probably not, but who cares?
Manda-chan: Psyco. Anyhoo, Tobari-chan owns nothing.
Tobari-chan: Nothing at all... WAaaaAAAaaaah! Not even Chad! ;-;
Manda-chan: ...I thought you luffed whats-her-name?
Tobari-chan: Nah. She's too nice. I like the ebil chicks. : P If any of you people are awkward with that... too bad.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kikyou kicked Hojo's foot away from hers. "No, Hobo! I won't kiss you again!" She giggled, even though she was trying to be serious. In truth, Kikyou had a mental disorder, causing her to laugh all the time, except when she was acting. But she was a very bad actor, for they had to cut every time she started to snort from keeping all the laughter locked inside of her throat.
Hojo pouted, "My name isn't Hobo. It's HOBO! Er.. WAIT! I mean... I meant... HOBOBO! No! Argh..."
"Shut it, Hobobo." Kikyou giggled as she flounced off to find Naraku. She had a very very large crush on him, but that biotch Sango had to get in the way and make Kikyou's Naraku-kun in love with her. Kikyou giggled. Oh the humanity! How dare that perv steal her man!
Kikyou knocked on Naraku's dressing room door. When he didn't answer, she leaned her ear against the hard wood, and started hearing mumbles.
"Oh, Sango, my love, oneday we shall be together! Kukuku!" Inside the room, Naraku was hugging a life-size Sango doll while he drooled on it. He was so caught up in making out with the doll, he didn't hear the knocking on the door until it got painfully loud, followed by high pitched giggles that could only belong to Kikyou. "Shit!" He stashed the doll underneath his bed, and then answered the door.
"Kikyou, how nice to see you!" He flinched when she giggled again.
"Heee heee heee heee!" (Like the one rhino dinosaur thingie from Land Before Time.) She flung herself upon him and cuddled him in her arms. "I love you so much, Naraku-kun!" She purposefully stuffed his face into her small breasts, causing him to start suffocating in the obnoixious pink (Almost orange, actually..) that she always wore when not filming.
When he finally got out of the pink frills and deformed boobies, and managed to stop wheezing for air, he stood up straight. "Yes, well, that's nice and all, but I must be going to... erm... watch... er..."
A whole eight minutes passed while he thought of an excuse. "AH! I have to watch Hamtaro!" Kikyou gave him a are-you-on-crack? look, "Yes, I like Hamtaro. I love the singing, the peace, and the fluffy-ness of the hamsters. They're so cute." He lied through his teeth, grinning as Kikyou finally left, giving him one last annoying giggle like the one dinosaur from Land Before Time.
"Oh the horrors." And then Naraku slunk back into his dressing room and flipped on the T.V. to Hamtaro.
-Off in the closet somewhere boring-
"Kagura!"
"Sango!"
"Oh Kagura!"
"Oh god Sango!"
Just then Miroku happened to be walking down that particular hallway, and, hearing the nasty noises, he screeched in a rather girly fasion and ran to his room to consult with his invisible phyciatrist, who just so happened to be waiting for him with sockpuppets and barbie-dolls.
-Away to the wonderful cafe filled with coffees, moolate's, cookies, and all other things good!-
"So... er... Kagome-sama..." Sesshoumaru was desprately trying to start a decent conversation with Kagome, for he longed to hear her voice.
"Yes, Sesshoumaru?" She said, her voice ever so wonderful to said male's ears. Kagome stared at him with cold eyes.
"Do.. do you w-want to g-go to the c-c-carni-v-val with m-me next Sa-sa-sa-sa-satur-d-d-ay?" He shuddered as Kagome rose one of her eyebrows.
"I shall think about it." Kagome lifted up his face with a single finger and kissed his cheek, causing Sesshoumaru to faint.
Kagome inwardly laughed. 'Sesshoumaru is so cute...' She thought for a moment before going back to her cold self.
-In ebil Inu's room-
"MWAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha cackled as he stood evilly over a tied up, covered in pink from head to toe Rin. "Kikyou loves pink things, she'll have to come save you after she hears how pink you are! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"
"Mphhh! Php mhp mhp shp yhphp!" (Help! Let me go Inuyasha!) Inuyasha wiggled his fingers as he cackled to the moldy ceiling. (Looking like Invader Zim, I might add.)
"NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW LITTLE RIN! BWAHAHAAAA! ONLY KIKYOU CAN HELP YOU!"
-end chappie-
Will Sesshoumaru ever wake up? Will anyone guess what Kagura and Sango were doing in the closet? Will Naraku ask Sango out? Will Sesshoumaru ever wake up and will Kagome go to the carnival with him! Will Kikyou save poor Rin! Find out next time on the next. chapter. of INU-YA-SHA HELL! (I spaced it like that on purpose...)
